Songs for Højlund

[ElCuddlos]

He scores with his tit
He scores with his tit
Rasmus Hojlund
He scores with his tit

 

[Grande]

Haaland, HaalandHøjlund, Højlund
He's a blue red, just like his dad Fred
Now he's at the Etihad Old Traff-ed
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey Hoy-Hoy-Hoy-Højlund, Oi!

Haaland, Haaland Højlund, Højlund
Came to us from Germany Atlanta
He's here to win the Champions League Europa
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey Hoy-Hoy-Hoy-Højlund, Oi!

Haaland, HaalandHøjlund, Højlund
Yorkshire Copenhagen born, NorwegianDanish lad
Roy Keane tried to killdoesn't know his dad
Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey Hoy-Hoy-Hoy-Højlund, Oi!

Still this.

 

[Plant0x84]

Is it "Hodge-lund"?

Who the feck is Rasmus Hodgelund?
Who the feck is Rasmus Hodgelund?
Who the feck is Rasmus Hodgelund?
And the reds go marching on on on

 

[Red the Bear]

I love hojlund
Tell me why
I love hojlund
Tell me why
I would like see him score score score

 

[Stig]

Oh, Hojlund in the sun ... shame that Harry Belafonte won't be here to sing it.

Oh Hojland in the sun
The great Dane is our chosen one
He is our new number 9
Rasmus Hojland you are super fine

 

[Stig]

We've got Rasmus Hojland in our team.

To the tune he's got the whole world in his hands

 

[Stig]

He shot
He missed
He must be rather pissed
Rasmus H
Rasmus H

Or


We've got a great Dane
Woof woof


To the tune of Giggs' song

Rasmus H Rasmus H always scoring goals.

Rasmus H Rasmus H always scoring goals.

Feared by the blues etc...

 

[Stig]

we wish you a merry Rasmus
we wish you a merry Rasmus
we wish you a merry Rasmus
now score us a goal

This is my winner.

Well known tune
Says his name often
It's funny.

 

[Stig]

Feed the Hojlund
Let them know it’s Rasmus time…

Good work 8/10

 

[wolvored]

This is my winner.

Well known tune
Says his name often
It's funny.

Ta. I was thinking ‘a goal and a cheer’ as the last line. But I had already posted.

 

[Florida Man]

Rasmus Højlund not from France
English press said he had no chance
80 million down the drain
As Rasmus Højlund scores again

 

[matt10000]

He scores with his tit
He scores with his tit
Rasmus Hojlund
He scores with his tit

Very good or a variation on this to the tune of “This Is It” by Malba Moore……….

Hit his tit (hit his tit)
Oh, Rasmus Hojlund is the real thing
I can't explain what I'm feeling
I'm lost for words, I'm in a daze
Stunned and amazed by your scoring ways

 

[Stig]

Hojlund
clap clap clap

Hojlund
clap clap clap

Hojlund
clap clap clap


This is perfect.

1. Clearly states his name
2. The clap calp clap isn't sung - that represents actual claps
3. It's a well known chat already just rather cleverly adapted for Hojlund.

Could someone who is going to the Fulham game write it out on some 6*4 cards and hand them out before the match and inside the stadium please. If you can't do enough people will be able to share whilst they get the hang of it.

Then after a couple of pre-match practices, everyone should be ready for a full live version during the game.

Thank you.

 

[MileStolar]

This would sound catchy if the crowd sang it.

Rasmus, Rasmus
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Scores another goal, yeah!

To the tune of Moscow, Moscow