Songs for Højlund

Samid

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Hail to Rasmus, United's star so bright,
With every match, he'll take to flight!
From Denmark's lands, he comes to shine,
In red and white, his skills align!

On the pitch, he'll dance and prance,
With finesse, he'll lead the advance!
With Rasmus, goals will rain like thunder,
Man United's rivals left to wonder!

Defenders tremble when he's near,
His magic feet, a sight to cheer!
Through highs and lows, he'll stay true,
Rasmus Højlund, we believe in you!

In Manchester, you'll find your place,
A legend in the making's embrace!
With every victory, the fans will shout,
Rasmus, Rasmus, there's no doubt!

So raise your voices, let them ring,
For Rasmus, the new Red Devil king!
In glory, he'll forever be lauded,
Man United's legacy, with him, applauded!
 

Samid

He's no Bilal Ilyas Jhandir
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In Manchester, a striker bold and grand,
The best Scandinavian, ruling the land!
His name starts with "H" and ends with "D,"
Rasmus Højlund, our hero, you'll see!

With skill and fire, he'll light up the night,
Outshining all, with pure football might!
A force on the pitch, a scoring machine,
Rasmus Højlund, the Stretford End's dream!

Though others claim, their voices loud,
Erling Haaland, they may be proud.
But in Manchester, a new star's born,
Rasmus Højlund, our hearts adorn!

From Denmark's shores, he's come to stay,
In the Theatre of Dreams, he'll lead the way!
With every goal, he'll make us cheer,
Rasmus Højlund, Manchester's pioneer!

So raise your voices, let the world know,
Rasmus Højlund is here to show!
The best Scandinavian, with "H" to start,
In Manchester, he'll steal your heart!
 

horsechoker

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Hail to Rasmus, United's star so bright,
With every match, he'll take to flight!
From Denmark's lands, he comes to shine,
In red and white, his skills align!

On the pitch, he'll dance and prance,
With finesse, he'll lead the advance!
With Rasmus, goals will rain like thunder,
Man United's rivals left to wonder!

Defenders tremble when he's near,
His magic feet, a sight to cheer!
Through highs and lows, he'll stay true,
Rasmus Højlund, we believe in you!

In Manchester, you'll find your place,
A legend in the making's embrace!
With every victory, the fans will shout,
Rasmus, Rasmus, there's no doubt!

So raise your voices, let them ring,
For Rasmus, the new Red Devil king!
In glory, he'll forever be lauded,
Man United's legacy, with him, applauded!
In Manchester, a striker bold and grand,
The best Scandinavian, ruling the land!
His name starts with "H" and ends with "D,"
Rasmus Højlund, our hero, you'll see!

With skill and fire, he'll light up the night,
Outshining all, with pure football might!
A force on the pitch, a scoring machine,
Rasmus Højlund, the Stretford End's dream!

Though others claim, their voices loud,
Erling Haaland, they may be proud.
But in Manchester, a new star's born,
Rasmus Højlund, our hearts adorn!

From Denmark's shores, he's come to stay,
In the Theatre of Dreams, he'll lead the way!
With every goal, he'll make us cheer,
Rasmus Højlund, Manchester's pioneer!

So raise your voices, let the world know,
Rasmus Højlund is here to show!
The best Scandinavian, with "H" to start,
In Manchester, he'll steal your heart!
I don't see these catching on
 

stw2022

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Score and we'll rim you

- to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton
 

TwoSheds

More sheds (and tiles) than you, probably
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Rasmus woooooah,
Rasmus woooooah,
Turned down wheelbarrows full of cash,
To taste Manchester gash.
Oh Manchester!
Is wonderful!
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful!
 

Møllemanden

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In the Danish language, the 'Høj' in Højlund can be translated as tall or high - as in high on drugs... Now you know. :)
 

Scandi Red

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Melody from the chorus of The Rasmus - Guilty

Højlund (woah), Højlund I feel so
Empty (yeah), empty you know how you make me feel
 

Lights Out

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Something about feck off Haaland, we’ve got the real Viking.

Maybe to the tune of Come on Eileen.
 

shabz

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'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas' tune

It's beginning to look a lot like Rasmus, everywhere we go,
With his feet or with his head, we'll do what we want again,
He scoressssss loads of goals
 

Utd heap

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This forum has never created a terrace anthem for obvious reasons.
 

Telsim

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How is it pronounced, though? Hoi-lund? Haaland is Holand, kind of?
 

Butty19

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Ras-mus
Wherever you may be
You eat stegt flæsk in your own country
It could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 

tomaldinho1

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Just sing the Rasmus:

‘I’ve been watching,
I’ve been waiting,
For this transfer,
All my liiiiiife’
 

Mr Pigeon

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No sleep
No sleep until I'm done with finding the answer
Won't stop
Won't stop before I find a cure for this cancer
Sometimes I feel like going down I'm so disconnected
Somehow I know that I am haunted to be wanted

I've been watching, I've been waiting
In the shadows for my time
I've been searching, I've been living
For tomorrow's all my life
In the shadows
In the shadows
 

TheRedHearted

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In the town where he was born
Came a Dane from the north sea
And he lived in manchester
He’s Manchester’s danish machine !
We all believe in the danish machine
The Danish machine
The danish machine
 

Red Rash

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We need to get Holland, Hojlund and Haaland in the same chant!
 

Faetheshire86

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For some reason I started singing his name to the tune of Madonna, Like a Virgin.

Rasmus Hojlund
Our brand new number nine
Rasmus Ho-o-o-o-jlund
Scoring goals he's, just sublime