Suggestions for Arsenal chants at....

Gillespie

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How about,

'Hey Cashley Cashley.... Terry fecked your wife last night'

OK not very good.....but you get my drift.....could be our 12th man? :D

(Poor taste, I know........but......kinda funny....dontcha think)

I suspect you guys can do better?
 

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to the tune of away from home by the enemy:

Hey terry terry play play away from home!
Hey terry terry play play away from home!
 

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Blue is the colour,
Terry is the name,
He's shag his team mates missus,
till they're fecking lame,
 

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Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd feck your wife, then he'd rob your house
 

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Irwin said:
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd feck your wife, then he'd rob your house
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Very good.

I don't know what the other shite in this thread was meant to be.
 

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Irwin said:
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd feck your wife, then he'd rob your house
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that is brilliant

your wasted here irwin
 

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Thought long and hard about one, but just couldn't get thinking properly. So I searched in Google for John Terry chants to maybe get a tune to make words to, but came across a thread on an Arsenal board and saw this little one which I think is just pure class:

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry
 

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Irwin said:
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd feck your wife, then he'd rob your house
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:lol: Class.

MUFCgal said:
Thought long and hard about one, but just couldn't get thinking properly. So I searched in Google for John Terry chants to maybe get a tune to make words to, but came across a thread on an Arsenal board and saw this little one which I think is just pure class:

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry
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:lol: Good one.
 

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Chelsea, wherever you may be
Your wife ain't safe with John Terry
Straight in her muff, get her up the duff
But a grand will make it, alright.
 

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Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
his dad sells coke, his mum steals tea
and he cries after missing a penalty.

Chelsea, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
he cant fecking shoot, he cant fecking pass
but he can shag your wife right up the ass!
 

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Ceks said:
Can I just point out irwin stole that chant, meaning he did not make it up like some of you give him credit for.
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This is the original me thinks...

Chelsea, where ever you may be.
don’t leave your wife with John Terry.
his dad sells sniff, his mum's a thief.
ashley Cole likes his Hampstead Heath.
 

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“We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but
He plays for Chelsea scum,
the son of a thieving mum.
John Terry, whooah, John Terry whooah.
He likes to sleep around,
sell guided tours of the ground.
John Terry, whooaho, John Terry, whooaho.
He cheats his wife and kids,
behind the back of the Bridge,
John Terry, whooaho, John Terry, whooaho...
 

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Ashley, where ever you may be.
don’t leave your wife with John Terry.
his dad sells coke, his mum nicks shit
Cheryl Cole sucks his dick.
 

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its been a while , but here goes

John Terry was shagging Bridges wife
they made a baby
and then they took its life

....................ooooooooooooh
 

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he'll take you round the chelsea ground terry, terry
He'll shag your wife when your not round terry terry
and then his mum will nick your car, his dad will snort it off the bar
john terry number 1 dad of the year!

apologies
 

Ole's_toe_poke

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Here is my feeble attempts


What does John Terry do on his way home from training?
Ooo Ah Vanessa
Ooo Ah Vanessa
Ooo Ah Ooo Ah Ooo Ah Vanessa
Ooo Ah Vanessa


When Johnny goes marching to his house
Terry Terry
When Johnny goes marching to his house
Terry Terry
When Johnny goes marching to his house
he pops by round to Bridges house
We all know that Johnny fecks Mrs Bridge
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
 

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"I am a man with simple tastes - I am always
The Dubliners - I'll tell me ma

I'll tell me ma when i go home
John Terry won't leave the girls alone
he got one preggers
then broke his home
but that's alright
because his dad sells bone
He ain't handsome, his mum ain't pretty
He would feck your wife, Cashley

So won't you shoot that cnut Terry.
 
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