Ten Hag chants - lets have them

Red_toad

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Obvious one that comes to mind is Pet shop boys 'Go west" to base them on... Let's be havin them...
 

Red the Bear

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Damm it i was just going to make this.
Anyway his name is kinda hard to find something suitable for.
 

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He should deserve a chant first. Far too many players who get a chant after playing two minutes for us.
 

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ten hag bottles every single cup,
ten hag bottles every single cup,
and if erik ten hag isn’t magnificently bald,
they’ll no more ten hag and poch will get a call.
 

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He comes from the land of weed and whores
Ten Hag Ten Hag
He celebrates when United scores
Ten Hag Ten Hag
We didn’t know him a year ago
But Rangnick’s progress was much too slow
Erik Ten Hag - United’s Dutch maestro.
 

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Yay, another chant for doing feck all. Seriously what happened post SAF, people getting chants the moment they join, almost like getting captain armband. Only one i would kinda understand is Martial one as it was a push back towards that article, at least thats how i saw it, now that i mentioned it, funny how that ended.
 

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Yay, another chant for doing feck all. Seriously what happened post SAF, people getting chants the moment they join, almost like getting captain armband. Only one i would kinda understand is Martial one as it was a push back towards that article, at least thats how i saw it, now that i mentioned it, funny how that ended.
Great let’s chant for all the players at United who have done well for the last twelve months and sit there in silence then.
 

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He’s Bald, He’s Red, he’s off his f*****g head, Erik Ten Hag, Erik Ten Hag!!
 

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Great let’s chant for all the players at United who have done well for the last twelve months and sit there in silence then.
Better sit in silence than enable overpaid feckers, not sure do you know but you can chant about other stuff than players/coachers, or chant for those who earned it in the past, some had to bleed, do a lot to win before getting armband/chant.
 

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If you wanna play for Ten Hag Now
You’ve gotta actually run around
Pressing is not easy
Run yourself to the ground

Now what you think about that - now you know how we feel
Say Pogba didn’t run enough - now he’s off to Real
Now don’t go wasting - United’s time
If you are not pressing then it’s such a crime.
 

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Better sit in silence than enable overpaid feckers, not sure do you know but you can chant about other stuff than players/coachers, or chant for those who earned it in the past, some had to bleed, do a lot to win before getting armband/chant.
You’re gonna hate my Shoretime chant
 

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Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army
Erik Ten Hag’s Red and White Army

Repeat….
 

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Erik ten Haaag
Erik ten Haaaaaag
Oh his name is Erik
Erik ten Haaag
 

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Erik's at the wheel
Harry Maguire was a steal
We've got Wan Bissaka playing in red
Marcus Rashford ran straight into Fred
We were the greatest of English football
Oh what a fall!
 

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To the tune of 'Go West'

Ten Haaaaag, bald as a coot
Ten Haaaaag, please teach Fred not to shoot
Ten Haaaaag, make Slab a substitute
Ten Haaaaag, give Wan Bissaka the boot
 

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We should go easy on songs. The Moyes song was awful and he didn't like it, the Jose was more toe curling stuff that again the manager didn't like. We all know what happened to Ole at the wheel and rival fans mocked us with it.

I think once a manager is proven yes sing red and white army or something like that. Coming up with silly songs for a manager shortly after arriving seems like a kiss of death. I like it for players but we should go back to traditional chants for a manager/team and back them in a vociferous way instead of almost joking mocking songs that come back to bite us. I don't think they set the tone well.
 

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We should go easy on songs. The Moyes song was awful and he didn't like it, the Jose was more toe curling stuff that again the manager didn't like. We all know what happened to Ole at the wheel and rival fans mocked us with it.

I think once a manager is proven yes sing red and white army or something like that. Coming up with silly songs shortly after arriving seems like a kiss of death.
Go away.
 

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(Knick knack paddy whack...)

Old Trafford, his new den
Who needs one Hag when we've got ten
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
21 is coming home


(Ooh aah Eric Cantona)

Ooh aah Erik Ten Hag
Ooh aah Erik Ten Hag
Ooh aah Erik Ten Hag
Ooh aah Erik Ten Hag
 

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To them bones.

Ten hag Ten hag what will we win
Ten hag Ten hag...........................?
 

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My Chelsea supporting mate suggested

Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Tag, Teeeeeeeen Haaaaaaaaag
 

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Who needs a Ten Hag chant when we’ve got Steve McClaren to sing Rihanna’s Umbrella to?
 
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If you wanna play for Ten Hag Now
You’ve gotta actually run around
Pressing is not easy
Run yourself to the ground

Now what you think about that - now you know how we feel
Say Pogba didn’t run enough - now he’s off to Real
Now don’t go wasting - United’s time
If you are not pressing then it’s such a crime.
Bonus points for composing.

Points deducted for the song chosen.
 

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He's Eric Ten Haag
He's got a fit wag,
<some drunken slurs here>
he's eric ten hag
 

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I saw my mate the other day
Said have you seen the bald Fergie?
So I asked who is he?
He goes by the name of Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Hag, Erik Ten Hag
He goes by the name of Erik Ten Hag
 

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That's the way Ten Hag, Ten Hag - I like it.

Etc.

Will be bouncing in the concourses.