Ten Hag chants - lets have them

Plant0x84

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“Ten Hag has only go one suit,
Ten Hag - he is bald as a coot…”
 

Mick1

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He s balder than pep, he s balder than pep
Erik Ten Haag, he s balder than pep
( to the tune of he $hits when he wants)
 

Reiver

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To the tune of Charmless Man by Blur

He stormed into the Board Room
To take away United's gloom
Rangnick left and then so began
The story of the hairless man

Educated the Ajax way
He knows his de Jong from his McTominay
He'd like a mullet just like Brian May
But then nature didn't make him that way

He went baldy baldy ten Hag
baldy baldy Erik ten Hag
 
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The White Pele

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To the tune of Three Little Birds by Bob Marley to make him feel it home

“Don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright
Singing don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright”

“Rise up this morning
Smiled with the rising sun
Three little beers
And to Old Trafford
Singing’ sweet songs
Of memories at Camp Nou
Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou”


“Singing don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright
Singing don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright”

“Rise up this morning
Smiled with the rising sun
Three more beers
And to Old Trafford
Singing’ sweet songs
Of memories at Camp Nou
Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou”

“Singing don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright
Singing don’t worry about a thing
cos Erik Ten Hag, he’s gonna be alright”
 

Luffy

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Movement (Movement!)
Press (Preeess!)

Ten Hag tactics, Ten Hag tactics.

Shock and awe. (Uh oh!)

(To the tune of Teletubies intro song)