Emily's Reasons Why Not - The name is one of the many reasons why this sitcom didn't go over well. Heather Graham, you are so, so much better than this.
Good Luck Chuck - Rhyming names never work, and if I want to watch a geeky guy that's actually funny, I'll stick to 'The Office'.
Better Off Ted - Don't you want people to at least give your show a chance the first time it airs?
Love Monkey - This was supposed to be a show about a guy looking for love. It would have been more entertaining if it were about a monkey looking for love.
Master of Champions - This sounds like a role-playing game idea that a 12-year-old would come up with, but it was really just another odd talent competition.
Armed & Famous - This title is just frightening, and a good argument for gun control.
Pirate Master - I'm thinking the word 'Master' just shouldn't be used in television series titles. This one was like 'Survivor', but with motion sickness.
Flavor of Love - If this show is trying to tell me what love tastes like, I don't think I want any.
Women's Murder Club - If the writing reflected the thought process behind coming up with this title, I can see why the show got cancelled.
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Mafia - This 'Sex in the City' wannabe would have been more interesting if the women had been members of the mafia working under the guise of a couture cashmere-peddling group of fashionistas. (You're welcome, ABC.)
Notes From the Underbelly - No, this is not a show about an overweight person who finds mysterious notes in their fat rolls that warn them of future events. Although I'm getting good at coming up with ideas for television shows by trying to interpret their titles. (It's about a couple expecting a baby, in case you're wondering.)
It's Like, You Know - Yadda, yadda, yadda. Sorry, there will never be another 'Seinfeld'.
Suddenly Susan - I hate this title. Did the character wake up from a coma and suddenly realize she's Susan? No. But this show was suddenly cancelled.
The $treet - The money symbol is real clever, but it didn't help make this
Wall Street drama very much of it.
Dot.Comedy - The title was so bad that it only lasted one episode.
The Biggest Loser - Why does anyone want to be known for the rest of their life as 'The Biggest Loser'?
Ugly Betty - I never started watching this show solely because the name is so lame.
Naked Science - National Geographic tries to grab your attention by using the word "naked". Male flips to channel for 3 seconds, then flips back.
The Naked Archaeologist - You might dream of this being a show where a naked Laura Croft-ish character globe trots in search of ancient artifacts, but it's actually about a bearded man who never strips down (thankfully).
Two Guys, a Girl, And a Pizza Place - Funny...This was actually also the pitch for the show.
Testees - (teenage boy snickers.)
The New Adventures of Old Christine - 'Adventure' is not a word that applies to sitcoms, and calling a character in your sitcom 'old' alienates some viewers.
Jake and the Fat Man - It's so bad and so perfect at the same time.
The Tyra Banks Show - (Shudder.)