It's quite a simple formula really to work out what the Caf will think of a potential new signing;
- Do they have an exotic name? Yes/No
- Do they currently play abroad? Yes/No
- Have you seen them play less than three times? Yes/No
If the answer is 'yes' to all three then he's a nailed on superstar who the Caf can't believe we've missed out on.
If there are any 'no's' then sorry....the lads an over-priced, over-rated clogger and Ole is turning us into Brexit FC