Donald Trump The First - Indicted The Fourth

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Arizona Trump 'audit' plagued with problems -- and is nowhere close to completion

https://www.rawstory.com/arizona-forensic-audit-2652896922/#comments_section_start
What most hilarious is that they never stood a chance of hitting the May 14 deadline. Simple math bore that out after the first day.

They can’t keep lugging the ballots from place to place. At some point, a judge will stop this dog & pony show because the ballots & counting machines will be deemed tainted. They already are by the letter of the law, but it will be easier to deem them such once they have to move again.
 

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This might be the greatest tweet ever. From the “Not For Men” to the name of the company, it has it all.

Simple instructions for ladies who love Trump.

You just shove it in your pu**y
 

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What most hilarious is that they never stood a chance of hitting the May 14 deadline. Simple math bore that out after the first day.

They can’t keep lugging the ballots from place to place. At some point, a judge will stop this dog & pony show because the ballots & counting machines will be deemed tainted. They already are by the letter of the law, but it will be easier to deem them such once they have to move again.
isn't it actually pretty amazing how the conspiracies keep shifting. First it was "trump has marked the ballots with a reflective image to catch the dems cheating" and now they have the ballots it has shifted to "bamboo may be in the ballots because China flew 40k ballots over and stuffed them in to the machines".

It's essentially Qanon being given the opportunity to feed their delusions on a daily basis, they will never want to finish counting because that would mean they have to face actual reality. They will want to have the paper tested for chemical signatures and ask for access to Chinese wood/pulping factories soon enough. :lol: :lol:
 

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What most hilarious is that they never stood a chance of hitting the May 14 deadline. Simple math bore that out after the first day.

They can’t keep lugging the ballots from place to place. At some point, a judge will stop this dog & pony show because the ballots & counting machines will be deemed tainted. They already are by the letter of the law, but it will be easier to deem them such once they have to move again.
It doesnt have to be completed. If they stop it they'll yell "see. Deep state is stoping it"

You cant win with these lot
 

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Suspended as well.

Amazing that they thought this workaround was going to work.
 

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Suspended as well.

Amazing that they thought this workaround was going to work.
incredible, i imagine thats why his blog posts seem to adhere to the twitter character limit? He posts tweets via a blog, then they thought a twitter account could repost the blog. :lol:

how fecking sad is that :lol:
 

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incredible, i imagine thats why his blog posts seem to adhere to the twitter character limit? He posts tweets via a blog, then they thought a twitter account could repost the blog. :lol:

how fecking sad is that :lol:
And they had a backup sham Twitter account to the first sham Twitter account & that was suspended.
 

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Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs has been assigned protection after she was the target of death threats related to the election “audit” being conducted in Maricopa County, Az.
According to CNN, the security request “was prompted by an incident involving a Gateway Pundit reporter who misidentified himself as a ‘YouTuber’ and ran after Hobbs and her press staff.” Hebert told CNN that the office had also received a “very specific death threat asking about what she was wearing that day so she could be identified easily.”
https://www.mediaite.com/news/az-se...ts-because-of-that-ridiculous-election-audit/

Threatening to kill an election official because they can't find the bamboo in the paper. :lol:
 

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can we also take a moment to appreciate that China had the ability to sneak 40k ballots into the country during a pandemic and past hundreds of election workers in big boxes, yet they were lazy enough, as per the conspiracy nutjobs, that they slipped up and added bamboo into the paper mix. :lol:

I mean not only is it delusional to type in a sentence, but these feckers are so openly bigoted as well that "China = bamboo" is their telltale conspiracy. What a mix of Qanon/8chan delusion but lets not forget to also add in some 1930's-esque bigoted statement about Asians.

 
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Trump Attacks ‘Junky’ Horse That Won Kentucky Derby: ‘The Whole World is Laughing at Us as We Go to Hell

So this was the statement the former President of the United States put out on the matter, complete with more nonsense about the 2020 election:

So now even our Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, is a junky. This is emblematic of what is happening to our Country. The whole world is laughing at us as we go to hell on our Borders, our fake Presidential Election, and everywhere else!
 

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Another ‘Big Lie’ chapter is written...

I spent six months under Bolduc's OPCON in Germany, would never have considered him to be this much a nutter back in 2015.

His campaign is exaggerating/lying/whatever about one part of his military service, which is outlandish considering he's one with an impressive CV.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...peful-uses-photo-trickery-hoodwink-reporters/ (paywall, open in private window)
 

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