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nimic

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How dare you have a life outside of this.
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I wouldn't go that far.

Trade Deadline Update



We don't have as many trades as last update, but they involve Cafites!


@BenitoSTARR has a new friend (unless Larry Hughes was his friend, in which case he has one less friend), as the Knicks have decided to throw players and a pick at @Dan, who moves on from the Jazz.


@Salt Bailly has gone from the Wizards to the Nuggets. Admittedly a slight down grade, but he's gone to an easier conference.




@weetee has left @Samid and the Cavs to go hang out with LeBron James in Atlanta.

 

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Ffs we’re just about making the playoffs as it stands. I hate Orlando.
 

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nimic said:
I wouldn't go that far.

Trade Deadline Update



We don't have as many trades as last update, but they involve Cafites!


@BenitoSTARR has a new friend (unless Larry Hughes was his friend, in which case he has one less friend), as the Knicks have decided to throw players and a pick at @Dan, who moves on from the Jazz.


@Salt Bailly has gone from the Wizards to the Nuggets. Admittedly a slight down grade, but he's gone to an easier conference.




@weetee has left @Samid and the Cavs to go hang out with LeBron James in Atlanta.

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Larry? They sold Larry?

Damnit I hope @Dan can drive because he was my ride to training. I had my license revoked for drinking while under the influence. Police said I was completely hammered.
 

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Played alongside Solius and LeBron in my career..:p
I feel like the Brazilian b-ball version of Alexis MacAllister.
 

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BenitoSTARR said:
Larry? They sold Larry?

Damnit I hope @Dan can drive because he was my ride to training. I had my license revoked for drinking while under the influence. Police said I was completely hammered.
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I’ll get my chauffeur to pick you up.
 

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I'm wondering if I should let you guys break your contracts after a while. Like if you've spent 2-3 full seasons somewhere, you can leave? It's God Mode after all, it'd be a shame not to use it. Also there's not really transfer fees, so you leaving literally just means your team can now sign someone else. Probably some other poor Cafite.
 

altodevil

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nimic said:
I'm wondering if I should let you guys break your contracts after a while. Like if you've spent 2-3 full seasons somewhere, you can leave? It's God Mode after all, it'd be a shame not to use it. Also there's not really transfer fees, so you leaving literally just means your team can now sign someone else. Probably some other poor Cafite.
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Do that for the second time around
 

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Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
 
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hobbers said:
Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
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He doesn’t. He plays for the Nicks.
 

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hobbers said:
Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
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Leave this turncoat where he is.
 

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Anyone else got 3 rings?

Lots of GOAT talk but not seeing the historical evidence.
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Let‘s wait til we‘re all retired.

About to help the king get his crown.
 
06/07 All Star Weekend New

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All Star Weekeend - Part 1

Slam Dunk Contest

@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.



3-Point Contest

@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.



1st Round - 4 Advance

Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21




What a start!


Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.



P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28



If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.


He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


2nd Round - 2 advance

Kyle Korver: 25





Samid needs at least 27 now.


Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


Final Round



Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?


No! We go to a tiebreaker round!


Much better this time.


More tiebreakers, damn you.






Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!
 
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    nimic said:
    All Star Weekeend - Part 1

    Slam Dunk Contest

    @BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.



    3-Point Contest

    @BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.



    1st Round - 4 Advance

    Kyle Korver: 28
    Beno Udrih: 23
    Tim Thomas: 21




    What a start!


    Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.



    P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
    Kyle Korver: 28



    If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.


    He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


    2nd Round - 2 advance

    Kyle Korver: 25





    Samid needs at least 27 now.


    Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


    Final Round



    Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?


    No! We go to a tiebreaker round!


    Much better this time.


    More tiebreakers, damn you.






    Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!
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    Rigged as always ffs
     

    altodevil

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    nimic said:
    71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.
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    Even if that accounted for 20k views it's still absurd
     

    BenitoSTARR

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    nimic said:
    All Star Weekeend - Part 1

    Slam Dunk Contest

    @BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.



    3-Point Contest

    @BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.



    1st Round - 4 Advance

    Kyle Korver: 28
    Beno Udrih: 23
    Tim Thomas: 21




    What a start!


    Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.



    P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
    Kyle Korver: 28



    If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.


    He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


    2nd Round - 2 advance

    Kyle Korver: 25





    Samid needs at least 27 now.


    Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


    Final Round



    Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?


    No! We go to a tiebreaker round!


    Much better this time.


    More tiebreakers, damn you.






    Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!
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    Suck my shaft @Solius
    nimic said:
    71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.
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    It’s because this is brilliantly presented and really engaging. Genuinely have loved being a part of this. Credit to you @nimic
     
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