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[weetee]

Just The Cat and altodevil.

With 2 there's you, Solius and BenitoSTARR.

I meant non-cafites.

 

[nimic]

I meant non-cafites.

Since the 96 season only Rasheed Wallace has three (97, 98, 05).

 

[The Cat]

alto might get 5 or 6

 

[weetee]

Since the 96 season only Rasheed Wallace has three (97, 98, 05).

With what team(s)? Thanks

 

[altodevil]

Nah, my game is too predicated on athleticism. I'll decline sharply given I've very little technique.

 

[weetee]

alto might get 5 or 6

Would be cool. I like his pic - looks like straight outta Simpsons.

 

[nimic]

There's a fun "GOAT Lab" thing, where you can define in detail the formula of how the game should calculate the greatest player of all time. There's a default one that basically uses MVPs, points, assists and peak defensive win shares, but I've been trying to add some more stuff, like rebounds, steals, blocks, award teams, etc. I won't reveal it yet (maybe not until everyone has retired at least once), but currently the GOAT is not a Cafite. Depending on how I add to or subtract from the formula we do have some Cafites near the top, but there's no guarantee any of you will make it. I guess that might be a consequence of basically adding 10+ superstars at the same time.

If anyone is interested (neeerrds), this is the current formula (with the default one in bold): 20 * mvp + pts/gp + 2 * ast/gp + dwsPeak + 2 * stl/gp + 2 * blk/gp + drb/gp + orb/gp + 10 * allLeague1 + 5 * allLeague2 + 3 * allLeague3 + 5 * allDefensive1 + 3 * allDefensive 2 + 2 * allDefensive3

Open to suggestions. I might have compensated defense too much compared to the default one.

Nah, my game is too predicated on athleticism. I'll decline sharply given I've very little technique.

Not impossible. Older players do generally drop much faster in athleticism. You'll always be tall, though, so who knows.

With what team(s)? Thanks

Minnesota in 97 and 98, Philadelphia in 05.

 

[altodevil]

There's a fun "GOAT Lab" thing, where you can define in detail the formula of how the game should calculate the greatest player of all time. There's a default one that basically uses MVPs, points, assists and peak defensive win shares, but I've been trying to add some more stuff, like rebounds, steals, blocks, award teams, etc. I won't reveal it yet (maybe not until everyone has retired at least once), but currently the GOAT is not a Cafite. Depending on how I add to or subtract from the formula we do have some Cafites near the top, but there's no guarantee any of you will make it. I guess that might be a consequence of basically adding 10+ superstars at the same time.

If anyone is interested (neeerrds), this is the current formula (with the default one in bold): 20 * mvp + pts/gp + 2 * ast/gp + dwsPeak + 2 * stl/gp + 2 * blk/gp + drb/gp + orb/gp + 10 * allLeague1 + 5 * allLeague2 + 3 * allLeague3 + 5 * allDefensive1 + 3 * allDefensive 2 + 2 * allDefensive3

Incredible, will be amazing to see the list.

At first glance - it's missing things like championships won, games won, finals mvp (should be on par with mvp), dpoy. Not just because they are more relevant to my player. I'd probably remove the alldefensive 2nd and 3rd teams and instead add some of the ones I listed, if possible.

Also what is dws?

 

[altodevil]

Oh wait defensive win shares. In that case you should probably all ows somwhere too for fairness, remove ppg/apg.

 

[hobbers]

All I know is if i'm not top you've done it wrong.

 

[nimic]

Oh wait defensive win shares. In that case you should probably all ows somwhere too for fairness, remove ppg/apg.

Might add ows, but think I'll keep points, assists, and just try to balance it better (maybe add more for mvp and peak dws/ows, since they kinda got diluted when I added so much to the formula.)

Will add finals mvp and dpoy too. Can add rings, but depending on the modifier none of you might be goat since some old players have like 11 rings.

 

[Solius]

When does my contract with Orlando expire? It’d be nice to not be the one carrying every year.

 

[nimic]

There's also a separate "GOAT Season" thing, and I believe Solius actually has that one atm.

 

[nimic]

When does my contract with Orlando expire? It’d be nice to not be the one carrying every year.

One more season.

 

[nimic]

Here are the current top 30 GOAT Seasons. There's also a formula to that, but I haven't touched it. Red means in the Hall of Fame. Yellow star is won MVP. Black star is was an All Star. The ring is won the championship. altodevil isn't on it because it really likes points, and... well.

All I know is if i'm not top you've done it wrong.

You're 4th on the current list, but if I start adding championships and final mvps you might drop a bit.

 

[Solius]

Here are the current top 30 GOAT Seasons. There's also a formula to that, but I haven't touched it. Red means in the Hall of Fame. Yellow star is won MVP. Black star is was an All Star. The ring is won the championship. altodevil isn't on it because it really likes points, and... well.

You're 4th on the current list, but if I start adding championships and final mvps you might drop a bit.

Suck it @hobbers

 

[altodevil]

The season stuff I can live with that. But in terms of legacy, I should clearly be in pole position now. So make sure you fudge the formula to reflect that.

 

[hobbers]

Suck it @hobbers

6-2 baby

 

[weetee]

You have an all time top 20 of assist-er(?)..you know what I mean. Asking for a friend.

 

[nimic]

The season stuff I can live with that. But in terms of legacy, I should clearly be in pole position now. So make sure you fudge the formula to reflect that.

That's why I started changing the original formula in the first place, because I don't think you were even in the top 100 when it cared so much about points and assists

 

[weetee]

That's why I started changing the original formula in the first place, because I don't think you were even in the top 100 when it cared so much about points and assists

Because the general audience doesn‘t care about it. That‘s why Hobbers and Solius (not sure about Hobbers) are sitting front row at Paris fashion week while Alto can go unnoticed to 7-eleven and buy a mountain dew.

 

[altodevil]

Because the general audience doesn‘t care about it. That‘s why Hobbers and Solius (not sure about Hobbers) are sitting front row at Paris fashion week while Alto can go unnoticed to 7-eleven and buy a mountain dew.

Aren't I 7foot tall?

 

[weetee]

Aren't I 7foot tall?

You tell me. If so you might not walk around totally unnoticed.

 

[hobbers]

Because the general audience doesn‘t care about it. That‘s why Hobbers and Solius (not sure about Hobbers) are sitting front row at Paris fashion week while Alto can go unnoticed to 7-eleven and buy a mountain dew.

I'm Earth's most famous Namekian.

 

[The Cat]

I am the goat overachiever and coat tail hanger on

 

[sebsheep]

I am... a bit shit

 

[nimic]

I am... a bit shit

You're 18. You're only going to get better, while everyone else except Stobzilla II is trending downwards.

 

[P-Nut]

Back to back seasons in the goat season, can we rise again

 

[nimic]

08/09 Season Review

Final regular season standings

Regular season awards - Caf dominating the All-NBA Teams, with BenitoSTARR, Solius, hobbers and P-Nut all making the 1st team, altodevil making the 2nd team, and oneniltothearsenal and Dr. Dwayne making the 3rd team. Also a good showing in the All-Defensive Teams, with altodevil and hobbers in the 1st, BenitoSTARR and oneniltothearsenal in the 2nd, and Solius in the 3rd.

Playoff results - altodevil and the Los Angeles Lakers with their 2nd championship in a row! Are we seeing a dynasty forming?

Season summary - BenitoSTARR with another MVP, and altodevil with another Defensive Player of the Year. altodevil was also both semifinals and finals MVP.

Regular season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

Statistical feats

Spoiler: hobbers, BenitoSTARR

Spoiler: reelworld, Samid, The Cat, Stobzilla II, Dan, Dr. Dwayne, Salt Bailly

Spoiler: Solius, altodevil

Spoiler: P-Nut, V.O., oneniltothearsenal

Coming up: Draft and Free Agency

 

[hobbers]

Cant believe someone of my talent wouldnt just stick with 2-3 year deals their whole career.

 

[altodevil]

My player shared my thinking. That's the sign of excellent character creation.

 

[weetee]

My player shared my thinking. That's the sign of excellent character creation.

Watch Lakers management trying to improve the team by exchanging every single player.

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+1 Hobber‘s happy with his playing time (probably not as smart off the court as on it)

 

[BenitoSTARR]

MVP Bitches

 

[altodevil]

Imagine playing to win awards instead of games and championships. Peasant.

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Imagine playing to win awards instead of games and championships. Peasant.

I can’t fit anymore rings on my shaft. The people of New York were worthy of my attention.

The LA crew just do coke off each others anus’.

 

[nimic]

2009 Draft and Free Agency


Draft

1. Tyreke Evans (GF 61/78) to New Orleans Hornets
2. Jrue Holiday (G 48/80) to New Orleans Hornets
3. Stephen Curry (PG 59/75) to Miami Heat
4. James Harden (G 56/75) to New Jersey Nets
5. Blake Griffin (FC 56/72) to Houston Rockets
6. Brandon Jennings (PG 57/70) to Atlanta Hawks
7. Jonny Flynn (PG 55/72) to Utah Jazz
8. Omri Casspi (F 55/71) to Toronto Raptors
9. Chase Budinger (SF 53/67) to Detroit Pistons
10. Marcus Thornton (SG 56/66) to Toronto Raptors

Free Agency

@altodevil has re-signed with the Los Angeles Lakers for $18.61M/yr through 2014
@Samid has left the Golden State Warriors to sign for the San Antonio Spurs for $10.38M/yr through 2014
@hobbers has re-signed with the Charlotte Bobc- just kidding. He has signed with the Boston Celtics for $19.2M/yr through 2014

Free Agency Trades

@The Cat @oneniltothearsenal

@Skizzo

@Dr. Dwayne

@BenitoSTARR

@P-Nut

@V.O.

 

[weetee]

@hobbers has re-signed with the Charlotte Bobc- just kidding. He has signed with the Boston Celtics for $19.2M/yr through 2014

Likes himself a challenge, doesn't he.

 

[hobbers]

Literally the worst team in the nba, great

Can I retire now

 

[nimic]

Literally the worst team in the nba, great

Can I retire now

 

[hobbers]

How were their power ratings so low last preview, they even had samid then