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feck's sake, I edited the BB Code of the post to get rid of some mysterious massive gaps on mobile, but now I realize it caused the spoilers to stack sideways of the pictures of the previous spoiler.

Damn you, tables. Damn you to hell.

Edit: Fixing it didn't make any sense but it worked. Now there's just the fact that tables and stacked spoilers are bad on mobile. Maybe I just make one big spoiler in the future, and then let you scroll down through that. Maybe stacking all of them is pointless.
 
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11/12 Playoffs - Round 2 New

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2012 Playoffs 2nd Round

Another Caf v Caf match-up, as @hobbers takes on @V.O.. Except V.O. is injured and definitely won't play. In the west, @altodevil and the Lakers are taking away my will to live by still being here. No wonder everyone left for the East.


I'm going for tables again, so just... just don't read this on your phone. Did you know that if you've got a table and you try to select all of it, it might just break your browser tab, forcing a reload? Tables are evil. See Solius, this is what you force me to do to maintain the views in the face of competition from a younger, more dynamic RedCafe Experiment.

It will happen to you too, one day.

Lakers
altodevil: 3/20/1 (5blk/2stl)​
117
120
Utah
Boston
hobbers: 21/10/12 (3stl/1blk)​
114
117
New Jersey
V.O.: injured​


Lakers
altodevil: 0/24/1 (1stl/6blk)​
99
96
Utah​
Boston
hobbers: 24/7/5 (2blk)​
114
106
New Jersey
V.O.: injured​


Lakers
altodevil: 10/24/2 (1stl/6blk)​
85
95
Utah
Boston
hobbers: 27/12/6 (3blk/3stl)​
100
107
New Jersey
V.O.: injured​


Lakers
altodevil: 6/16/1 (4stl/5blk)​
95
92
Utah​
Boston
hobbers: 22/6/6 (3stl/2blk)​
90
112
New Jersey
V.O.: injured​



Lakers
altodevil: 4/26/0 (2stl/4blk)​
105
90
Utah​
Boston
hobbers: 36/8/11 (2stl)​
105
96
New Jersey
V.O.: injured​


Lakers
altodevil: 7/26/2 (2stl/8blk)
95
83
Utah
Boston
hobbers: 12/6/4 (1stl/2blk)
81
107
New Jersey
V.O.: injured




The V.O.'less New Jersey are headed for the Conference Finals, where they will face Kevin Durant and the Washington Wizards. We're seeing the upside of getting old and cheap: your team might not collapse at the first sign of personal misfortune. Even without V.O., the Nets have a starting line-up of 65+ rating players. Washington has 87-rated Kevin Durant.

On the other side, it's LA vs LA. Is altodevil really going to make his 5th straight final? Or maybe the Clippers will finally show him what's what? He can't keep getting away with it.
 

altodevil

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We scraped the last round. I'm not confident. But my will to win is just too damn strong.
 

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The amount of views this thread has is incredible
You told all your relatives, co-workers and friends, didn't you.

And then we have the whole caf that wants to see you fail. Didn't we/Sonics win one final against you? Wasn't aware at the time that this is a very rare feat.
 

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The amount of views this thread has is incredible
You told all your relatives, co-workers and friends, didn't you.

And then we have the whole caf that wants to see you fail. Didn't we/Sonics win one final against you? Wasn't aware at the time that this is a very rare feat.
There was actually a day or two when it suddenly jumped by probably 20k+, which was interesting. I guess it might have been linked somewhere, but I have no idea.

Anyway I appreciate the support, smash the like button, hit subscribe, click the bell, join the army, defect to North Korea, defect to South Korea, join a K-Pop band, tour with PSY.
 

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There was actually a day or two when it suddenly jumped by probably 20k+, which was interesting. I guess it might have been linked somewhere, but I have no idea.
Maybe the devs became aware, used it in a pitch for EA which will result in it being pay2win from the next season on?
 
11/12 Playoffs - Conference Finals New

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2012 Playoffs Conference Finals

Lakers
altodevil: 4/26/1 (5stl/9blk)
97
79
Clippers
Washington
107
117
New Jersey
V.O.: injured





Lakers
altodevil: 14/23/1 (3stl/3blk)
111
106
Clippers
Washington
93
108
New Jersey
V.O.: injured






Lakers
altodevil: 4/27/2 (7stl/5blk)
8795Clippers
Washington9998New Jersey
V.O.: injured






Lakers
altodevil: 5/25/2 (3stl/2blk)
104101Clippers
Washington88114New Jersey
V.O.: injured




Lakers (WIN)
altodevil: 2/28/2 (1stl/5blk)
108
67
Clippers (LOSE)
Washington
129
118
New Jersey
V.O.: injured

Kevin Durant is single-handedly keeping the Wizards in the playoffs.



Washington (LOSE)
113
119
New Jersey (WIN)
V.O.: injured






It's going to be @altodevil's Lakers versus @V.O.'s Nets in the NBA Final! Unbelievably this is the first Cafite vs Cafite final! With all the good players we've had, that's a shock. The culprits are Chicago and Washington, who have spent the last 6 seasons knocking out some very good East teams with Cafites on them.

V.O. has 6 games left on his injury, but he'll be able to play through it with 3-4 games left. That means he'll definitely feature in the final, as the least likely playoff participant possibly ever!

We could be getting a new Caf champion, or altodevil could win his 5th in a row, 6th total.



As the next season is drawing close, the following are eligible for early retirement/reincarnation: @Skizzo, @Dan, @Samid.
 

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2012 Playoffs Conference Finals

Lakers
altodevil: 4/26/1 (5stl/9blk)
97
79
Clippers
Washington
107
117
New Jersey
V.O.: injured





Lakers
altodevil: 14/23/1 (3stl/3blk)
111
106
Clippers
Washington
93
108
New Jersey
V.O.: injured






Lakers
altodevil: 4/27/2 (7stl/5blk)
8795Clippers
Washington9998New Jersey
V.O.: injured






Lakers
altodevil: 5/25/2 (3stl/2blk)
104101Clippers
Washington88114New Jersey
V.O.: injured




Lakers (WIN)
altodevil: 2/28/2 (1stl/5blk)
108
67
Clippers (LOSE)
Washington
129
118
New Jersey
V.O.: injured

Kevin Durant is single-handedly keeping the Wizards in the playoffs.



Washington (LOSE)
113
119
New Jersey (WIN)
V.O.: injured






It's going to be @altodevil's Lakers versus @V.O.'s Nets in the NBA Final! Unbelievably this is the first Cafite vs Cafite final! With all the good players we've had, that's a shock. The culprits are Chicago and Washington, who have spent the last 6 seasons knocking out some very good East teams with Cafites on them.

V.O. has 6 games left on his injury, but he'll be able to play through it with 3-4 games left. That means he'll definitely feature in the final, as the least likely playoff participant possibly ever!

We could be getting a new Caf champion, or altodevil could win his 5th in a row, 6th total.



As the next season is drawing close, the following are eligible for early retirement/reincarnation: @Skizzo, @Dan, @Samid.
This is just silly.

Going full 2012 CL final John Terry if we actually win though, naturally. :drool:
 

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Incredible. V.O making it injured is a joke and makes a potential ring come with a huge asterisk.