Samid
He's no Bilal Ilyas Jhandir
Tank the entire next season and pick me up in the draft. You'll be the yin to my yang.Give me an offensive star to pair with, and we'd win every game
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Tank the entire next season and pick me up in the draft. You'll be the yin to my yang.Give me an offensive star to pair with, and we'd win every game
Clearly on the decline. He had 35 rebounds in a game last season.alto’s rebound stats.
You're not wrong. He had 9 "statistical feats" in 1998. In 1997 he had 31.Clearly on the decline. He had 35 rebounds in a game last season.
If my guy just stands on alto's shoulders and is in charge of all the shooting and passing, we'll probably be grand.98/99 Free Agency and Draft
Finally we've come too that most hallowed of traditions: players leaving their shit teams for fame and glory (or possibly money). Our original four players have finally reached the end of their contracts, and we've had some changes. I'll do these for the end of the transfer window as well, if anyone gets traded.
@oneniltothearsenal has moved from the Charlotte Hornets to the Miami Heat ($7.67M/year)
@Dan has signed a new contract with the Philadelphia 76ers ($8.5M/year)
@Salt Bailly has moved from the Milwaukee Bucks to the Denver Nuggets ($7.62M/year)
@Dr. Dwayne has left the New York Knicks to join @Stobzilla at the Vancouver Grizzlies ($6.41M/year)
Draft
From now on I'll hide the ratings in the draft, so that they can be properly introduced with the rest in the next season preview.
With the #8 pick in the draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers (33-49) will take...
@V.O.!
Has @altodevil's prayers been heard? Is V.O. the offensive key to unlock the Cavaliers? Time will tell.
With the #2 pick in the draft, the Portland Trailblazers (30-52) choose...
With the #1 pick in the draft, the truly atrocious Seattle Supersonics (22-60) have drafted...
You'll see when I do the season previews, we'll see how everyone changed over summer (including you guys), and your teams.What do the overall/potentials look like for this class?
Sure are, but your contract expires after this season.I'm not still on peasant money am I?
Height 1A midget created by somebody who doesn't even know what half the stats mean?
I can see no reason why I won't be at least like, pretty good.
Nice my stats are improving into triple double territory and I got my move away from awful Charlotte. Let's go Miami!98/99 Free Agency and Draft
Finally we've come too that most hallowed of traditions: players leaving their shit teams for fame and glory (or possibly money). Our original four players have finally reached the end of their contracts, and we've had some changes. I'll do these for the end of the transfer window as well, if anyone gets traded.
@oneniltothearsenal has moved from the Charlotte Hornets to the Miami Heat ($7.67M/year)
@Dan has signed a new contract with the Philadelphia 76ers ($8.5M/year)
@Salt Bailly has moved from the Milwaukee Bucks to the Denver Nuggets ($7.62M/year)
@Dr. Dwayne has left the New York Knicks to join @Stobzilla at the Vancouver Grizzlies ($6.41M/year)
Draft
From now on I'll hide the ratings in the draft, so that they can be properly introduced with the rest in the next season preview.
With the #8 pick in the draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers (33-49) will take...
@V.O.!
Has @altodevil's prayers been heard? Is V.O. the offensive key to unlock the Cavaliers? Time will tell.
With the #2 pick in the draft, the Portland Trailblazers (30-52) choose...
With the #1 pick in the draft, the truly atrocious Seattle Supersonics (22-60) have drafted...
Other players:
#3 Vince Carter to Chicago Bulls
#4 Peja Stojakovic to Charlotte Hornets
#5 Paul Pierce to San Antonio Spurs
#6 Tyrone Nesby to New York Knicks
#7 Mike Bibby to New Jersey Nets
#9 Larry Hughes to Utah Jazz
#10 Dirk Nowitzki to Sacramento Kings
In the 18-14-6 range.Sweet. finally an all-star. @nimic what are my regular season stats so far?
They're coming in the season review, but you had the 15th most assists per game in the entire league. Another Cafite was 1st.Thanks @nimic is it possible for you to show my personal stats for that rookie season?
Also feck the Sonics. Never been a fan.
Imagine blaming the rookie!Seb you must have fecked it
I keep thinking you guys will stop sucking, but then... nope.God we suck
You don‘t edit stuff to fit your narrative, right?I keep thinking you guys will stop sucking, but then... nope.