A Novel by Redcafe's Spastic Authors Collective
On the Whistlethorpe, a spastic caressable nipple runs around. Shit-wet fart eggs taste eggy but fartish and jam toast; however, smells divine!! When Nazi bastards wank, scousers swallow their loads and knock Namliam's dwarves into small penises. How Snoopy has dicovered many ruddy spastic artifacts (M.r.s.a ???- Editor), and the discarded pox Diarra snapped hard and died shortly threafter, only pangolin scousers know. Then, huge piles of frankly fermenting all-star orange slabs burst into flames, fermented by farting sluts squatting daintily on Noodlehair's face and dick regions. He swallowed love's tangy cock kippers, smelling horrendously of, well, kippers.
Dr. Do/Don't did then service an excited aardvark, and, whilst blowing donkeys, he undertook deep throating and fisting and rimming.
Dolphins and seals ominously approach Godfather. Geothermal heated seats exaggerate cellulite explosions in parallel buttocks; incidentally, many anal Leeds Utd. fans enjoy watching just that.
Relegation; however, tears at Rafa.
Lipstick mistakenly killed innocents, and defiantly denied hob-nobs looked on dodgily as fanny wet oranges wanked furiously over said throbbing cucumbers.
Priests fondle bibles religiously, searching ad nauseum. Forlorn Forlan (Diego, that is – Ed.) nailed a hat-trick, while Dippers cried “Offside!” Jerzy Dudek, dodgy todger sucker that he is, craved Forlan’s skills. In Chappaquiddick, blowjobs are delivered grumpily, like piles or your mum’s toenail.
There is not only bondage in a whorehouse, but KY jellied minges, too. Manatees shagging opossums bump and grind wildly, like pangolins licking Kristjan’s fanny and nipple.
The erector of flaccid peni collapsed; a post man in Los Angeles shared twenty torn condoms and moonshine with spastic moderators who masturbate endlessly over Guv’nor Gaz’s various porno collection, which, incidentally,contains Freddy’s spastic mother Jade, who cried rape because she diddled furiously with rusty Lee, who rimmed sheep secretly behind the barn where pixies fed Molby, the talking wallaby.
Rectums puckered whilst Noodle and some random Babylonians brushed elephants seductively.
Spoony sprayed vitriol and jizz on your spread willy. True to form, Noodle’s 10-incher retreated from your mum into your dad’s carrot filled rectum. Afterwards, ciderman9000000 and Noel Edmunds’ tintinabulations romped with bugger-bums. Afterwards, they spooned lovingly, whilst Rooney protested granny’s rights.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dwayne filtered through the shady pages of porno to find Noodles molesting giraffes, who also reciprocated. Then, Jesus smote his big catamaran whilst Ally McCoist masturbated over Sue Barber wearing PVC buttless chaps. Soonafter, the faceless cat-dog-monster exhumed carbon-dioxide from Stephen Hawking’s pile of manure. Suddenly, inflated blow-up dolls fired dildoes from Wrexham because Shevchenko had swollen balls. He inserted AIDS into Noodles while he was in monkey’s suitcases before Elvis left, his curious George kitten’s pussy licking Drogba and Mourihno. Jimmy Bullard complained furiously again.
Later they ballooned a life-sized Peter Kenyon head of boobies; however, knickers were pulled off, moist and pungent with “Wembly”.
Nevertheless, the motherfecker’s sold all the hamburgers without sexual tomatoes (boobies – Ed.) Rape was at the pinnacle of Mt. Fuji, cocks were in demand at Anfield but DJS wanted Turkish “uncles” massaging his quivering squirrels with lube, said squirrels made orgasmic pulsations slowly, whilst fingering murky Ethiopian butt holes. Islamic rapists, meanwhile, prowled Ipswich, as EspadaYdaga undressed Gerrard.
Suresh probes deep with flowers that insert up secret passages. Jimmy Osmund blows balloons, intending to amuse transvestite Norwegian pigs, as leprechauns at the whirlpool “Glazer” watched tenaciously. Kenyon, hoping to catch eels instead caught herpes. Burst silicone mammary taste, spilled forth occasionally on match days
Meanwhile, at Satan’s boudoir, Keely rubbed slippery baby oil moderately over her trifle and suddenly trffids sprouted around vines along with hairy moustachioed oranges depicting crucifixions. Phil Mitchell looked bewildered and pensive orphans, in sweaty Obi-Mikel buttocks, sat perched nervously as twitching Shittu, frantically screaming, ran manically towards Kenyon. Hartlepool, wielding monkeys, out-discriminates against midgets with ginger beer. Saddam was disembowelled by Smurfs, who gnawed thoughtfully upon Lampard’s and Drogba’s sickly ankles. Owls fecked swans, resulting in Swowls. Dildos hurt prostitutes.
“Stop Bellamy’s sister” he thought. “Everybody’s excited…crazy cat-keepers.”
On the Whistlethorpe, a spastic caressable nipple runs around. Shit-wet fart eggs taste eggy but fartish and jam toast; however, smells divine!! When Nazi bastards wank, scousers swallow their loads and knock Namliam's dwarves into small penises. How Snoopy has dicovered many ruddy spastic artifacts (M.r.s.a ???- Editor), and the discarded pox Diarra snapped hard and died shortly threafter, only pangolin scousers know. Then, huge piles of frankly fermenting all-star orange slabs burst into flames, fermented by farting sluts squatting daintily on Noodlehair's face and dick regions. He swallowed love's tangy cock kippers, smelling horrendously of, well, kippers.
Dr. Do/Don't did then service an excited aardvark, and, whilst blowing donkeys, he undertook deep throating and fisting and rimming.
Dolphins and seals ominously approach Godfather. Geothermal heated seats exaggerate cellulite explosions in parallel buttocks; incidentally, many anal Leeds Utd. fans enjoy watching just that.
Relegation; however, tears at Rafa.
Lipstick mistakenly killed innocents, and defiantly denied hob-nobs looked on dodgily as fanny wet oranges wanked furiously over said throbbing cucumbers.
Priests fondle bibles religiously, searching ad nauseum. Forlorn Forlan (Diego, that is – Ed.) nailed a hat-trick, while Dippers cried “Offside!” Jerzy Dudek, dodgy todger sucker that he is, craved Forlan’s skills. In Chappaquiddick, blowjobs are delivered grumpily, like piles or your mum’s toenail.
There is not only bondage in a whorehouse, but KY jellied minges, too. Manatees shagging opossums bump and grind wildly, like pangolins licking Kristjan’s fanny and nipple.
The erector of flaccid peni collapsed; a post man in Los Angeles shared twenty torn condoms and moonshine with spastic moderators who masturbate endlessly over Guv’nor Gaz’s various porno collection, which, incidentally,contains Freddy’s spastic mother Jade, who cried rape because she diddled furiously with rusty Lee, who rimmed sheep secretly behind the barn where pixies fed Molby, the talking wallaby.
Rectums puckered whilst Noodle and some random Babylonians brushed elephants seductively.
Spoony sprayed vitriol and jizz on your spread willy. True to form, Noodle’s 10-incher retreated from your mum into your dad’s carrot filled rectum. Afterwards, ciderman9000000 and Noel Edmunds’ tintinabulations romped with bugger-bums. Afterwards, they spooned lovingly, whilst Rooney protested granny’s rights.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dwayne filtered through the shady pages of porno to find Noodles molesting giraffes, who also reciprocated. Then, Jesus smote his big catamaran whilst Ally McCoist masturbated over Sue Barber wearing PVC buttless chaps. Soonafter, the faceless cat-dog-monster exhumed carbon-dioxide from Stephen Hawking’s pile of manure. Suddenly, inflated blow-up dolls fired dildoes from Wrexham because Shevchenko had swollen balls. He inserted AIDS into Noodles while he was in monkey’s suitcases before Elvis left, his curious George kitten’s pussy licking Drogba and Mourihno. Jimmy Bullard complained furiously again.
Later they ballooned a life-sized Peter Kenyon head of boobies; however, knickers were pulled off, moist and pungent with “Wembly”.
Nevertheless, the motherfecker’s sold all the hamburgers without sexual tomatoes (boobies – Ed.) Rape was at the pinnacle of Mt. Fuji, cocks were in demand at Anfield but DJS wanted Turkish “uncles” massaging his quivering squirrels with lube, said squirrels made orgasmic pulsations slowly, whilst fingering murky Ethiopian butt holes. Islamic rapists, meanwhile, prowled Ipswich, as EspadaYdaga undressed Gerrard.
Suresh probes deep with flowers that insert up secret passages. Jimmy Osmund blows balloons, intending to amuse transvestite Norwegian pigs, as leprechauns at the whirlpool “Glazer” watched tenaciously. Kenyon, hoping to catch eels instead caught herpes. Burst silicone mammary taste, spilled forth occasionally on match days
Meanwhile, at Satan’s boudoir, Keely rubbed slippery baby oil moderately over her trifle and suddenly trffids sprouted around vines along with hairy moustachioed oranges depicting crucifixions. Phil Mitchell looked bewildered and pensive orphans, in sweaty Obi-Mikel buttocks, sat perched nervously as twitching Shittu, frantically screaming, ran manically towards Kenyon. Hartlepool, wielding monkeys, out-discriminates against midgets with ginger beer. Saddam was disembowelled by Smurfs, who gnawed thoughtfully upon Lampard’s and Drogba’s sickly ankles. Owls fecked swans, resulting in Swowls. Dildos hurt prostitutes.
“Stop Bellamy’s sister” he thought. “Everybody’s excited…crazy cat-keepers.”
