The Trump Presidency | Biden Inaugurated

[Adisa]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

 

[Billy Blaggs]

We saw his lips move, sure. And heard the words, sure we did sure.

But could we see his actual arsehole? Well? Did we? Can we really be sure there wasnt someone's arm up there? Operating him like a human ventriloquist doll? Can we be sure?

Good point.

Fake news!

 

[SteveJ]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Reminds me of Trump's tweet: 'What you're seeing isn't real.'

 

[MrMarcello]

https://washingtonmonthly.com/2019/08/13/white-evangelicals-like-having-a-bully-in-chief/
White Evangelicals Like Having a Bully-in-Chief


This one is behind a paywall I am unable to crack in private window view. If someone can post a better link or copy/paste the article...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...otector-will-they-stand-by-him/?noredirect=on
Why Evangelicals Will Stand by Trump in 2020

 

[Sir Matt]

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He is truly the dumbest man to ever hold the office of president.

 

[Adisa]

The hamster in the wheel has died.

 

[Dargonk]

So now we just need a hurricane to hit the white house. If we are lucky he will nuke himself.

 

[Florida Man]

Reminds me of Trump's tweet: 'What you're seeing isn't real.'

“Reality isn’t even real bro”

 

[Precaution]

I see no problem at all in nuking a hurricane, i do quite like the idea of a permanent winter in the south

 

[Red Defence]

And Pelosi and the GOP will think this is fine no doubt. After all he is the President and 300 million people daren’t do anything but bow to him.

 

[Port Vale Devil]

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He is truly the dumbest man to ever hold the office of president.

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[nimic]

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The Axios story doesn't even mention hurricane size, so I guess he just pretty much confirmed it's real.

 

[Adisa]

Tbh, I don't believe he said that. Don't think he's that much of an idiot.

 

[Red Defence]

With most people that argument would work, but with Trump...now that’s a different kettle of fish entirely.

 

[SteveJ]

'I hereby order that I said after they reach shore!'

 

[2mufc0]

The fact he had to come out and deny he said it says it all. Deep down even he knows how much of an idiot he is seen as.

 

[GiddyUp]

Tbh, I don't believe he said that. Don't think he's that much of an idiot.

Hmmmmm.

 

[SirAF]

Tbh, I don't believe he said that. Don't think he's that much of an idiot.

To be fair Trump is obsessed by nukes

 

[nimic]

To be fair Trump is obsessed by nukes

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

Not satire, just real life.

 

[Precaution]

Not satire, just real life.

For videographic purposes -

 

[Pexbo]

Tbh, I don't believe he said that. Don't think he's that much of an idiot.

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[Adisa]

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Feck me.

 

[Drifter]

Axios comes across as trustworthy when it comes to it's news. I believe them.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

It's pronounced nucular.

 

[Beachryan]

Nice, Trumps brilliant tweet team apparently sent that while he was live on tv doing a q and a. Totally him.

 

[Florida Man]

Tbh, I don't believe he said that. Don't think he's that much of an idiot.

In a universe where this is a thing, it's not far fetched to believe that about Trump.

 

[Abizzz]

I am all for this nuking hurricanes stuff, it's Trumps first bright idea really. They should only do it after landfall though, otherwise they might protect some illegal foreigners by accidents out in those INTERNATIONAL waters. And they should only do it if the hurricanes are threatening red states. Dem dems hate the military, after all.

 

[nimic]

I am all for this nuking hurricanes stuff, it's Trumps first bright idea really. They should only do it after landfall though, otherwise they might protect some illegal foreigners by accidents out in those INTERNATIONAL waters. And they should only do it if the hurricanes are threatening red states. Dem dems hate the military, after all.

Reminds me of this classic, though it turned out to not be completely true.

 

[SteveJ]

It's probably true because he's blatantly disinterested in so many subjects that he'd get bored quickly & suggest a stupid 'solution' to the problem. Then he'd want praise for his idea's originality and brilliance.

 

[TheGame]

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[Redplane]

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World War III will be between Canada and the United States. First his daughter, now his wife. Donnie can't let that slide. Though it seems that pic is probably deceiving. It looks like she s merely going in for a kiss to greet him (?)

 

[TheGame]

World War III will be between Canada and the United States. First his daughter, now his wife. Donnie can't let that slide. Though it seems that pic is probably deceiving. It looks like she s merely going in for a kiss to greet him (?)

Yep you are probably right but it’s created many memes as you expect.

 

[RedTiger]

I was going to ask about this but it seems I've already been beaten by Trump, apparently he has already proposed next years G7 meeting take place at a Trump resort.

Its constitutionally illegal by the way.

 

[Redplane]

I was going to ask about this but it seems I've already been beaten by Trump, apparently he has already proposed next years G7 meeting take place at a Trump resort.

Its constitutionally illegal by the way.

Not to worry. He ll just hand the keys to Ivanka for a day and it's all cool.

 

[Red Defence]

I was going to ask about this but it seems I've already been beaten by Trump, apparently he has already proposed next years G7 meeting take place at a Trump resort.

Its constitutionally illegal by the way.

He’ll still do it. No-one can stop him.

 

[fishfingers15]

I was going to ask about this but it seems I've already been beaten by Trump, apparently he has already proposed next years G7 meeting take place at a Trump resort.

Its constitutionally illegal by the way.

I'd have you know I live right across the Doral golf club Trump is rooting for.

 

[RedTiger]

I'd have you know I live right across the Doral golf club Trump is rooting for.

Where is it exactly? fishy bro, you will make bank if you set up a pakora stand just outside the golf club!

 

[Red Defence]

Where is it exactly? fishy bro, you will make bank if you set up a pakora stand just outside the golf club!

Could just eat some pakoras.

 

[Eyepopper]

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Look at her...

She's definitely with him because of his intellectual capacity, ability to string together a coherent sentence, and hair. (Oh and massive manly hands!)

 

[fishfingers15]

Where is it exactly? fishy bro, you will make bank if you set up a pakora stand just outside the golf club!

It's very close to Miami airport. Name of the place is Doral, FL. I work for Carnival Cruise Lines and Carnival office is 500 meters from Trump International Doral. My apartment complex is right across the road and our apartment entrance shares a signal with one of the entrances to Trump Doral. It's fecking expensive though and I'm beating myself daily why I took up this assignment.