I envisage this will be a long list so I'll get us started.
Things better than Joelinton..?
Lockdown..
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Things better than Joelinton..?
Lockdown..
Denise Coates..
Vegan Easter Eggs..
Things that are better than Joelinton
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How on earth do Newcastle spend £40m on a striker whose best goal tally was 8 goals in Austria.
He's a powerful and willing runner, but my God on the ball Phil Jones is superior and that is no joke.
You gonna delete this thread now?
Well this has worked a charm 
The dark arts!Well this has worked a charm
The football Gods work in mysterious ways.
These threads never fail to have the desired effect.
This place was much better when @Spoony used to summon The God's during our match days...
Can someone make a Rashford is the worst footballer of all time thread? 
I can do something similar tonight if you want me toCan someone make a Rashford is the worst footballer of all time thread?
Yes, I still remember that match day thread against City.
Bump. Another piece of genius from the big man.
If he scored every chance he got expectations would be too high. He knows what he's doing.
And enrage half the caf? there will be blud.Can someone make a Rashford is the worst footballer of all time thread?
Is he the worst ever PL player with 50+ games? Even a complete bum like Jozy Altidore was better.
A spork.
He has scored more than Altidore though. Jozy registered 2 goals in 70 games
Standing on an upturned plug whilst barefoot.
Makes the runs, but has no pace and his control of the ball is diabolical on the whole. If I were Brucie I'd probably start Gayle or even Carroll ahead of him, which is about as desperate as it gets.
Played like the ghost of Clarence Seedorf out there tonight. What do you think his level could be as a midfielder?
Brought back memories of Fellani tonight.
His interviews was class when the bloke said he don't know he could play that well, or something along those lines
I’m pretty sure we’ll buy him now
after scouting 800 other midfielders
after scouting 800 other midfielders
Impressive performance. Even more so with Fred in his back pocket.
None of our midfielders.
Like Yaya Toure regen tonight
I would be banned if someone made a thread things better than Fred.
A new low for our football club.
Being destroyed by Joelinton.
Being destroyed by Joelinton.
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Fair play to Joelinton, he’s turned into a decent box to box mid.
Ah. The Chicharito finish. Not anyone can do that though.
The prolific Los Angeles based blogger Joe Linton
Let's talk about this guy. He's a monster under Howe. Just goes to show what good coaching can do for a player that has the right mentality.
I wish someone noticed his potential as a box to box before the takeover.
He's everything people think Loftus-Cheek was going to be.
Reminds me a bit of the Moussa Dembele Spurs had in that he's converted from a forward who wasn't really prolific into a tank of a midfielder. Similar build too, think Joelinton has more legs, Dembele could play play the ball a bit better.
Dembele was one of the best midfielders in the league for years and criminally underrated thats some comparison haha.
Looks incredible every time I watch them. Reminds me of Renato Sanches a bit.
Wait so that all power CF has been converted into a CM, and is doing really well? That's pretty cool actually.