Things that are likely to happen this season

[Ole's_toe_poke]

1.) Liverpool fans claiming to have the best team ever after beating Blackpool 6-0

2.) Arsenal kids being hyped up as best ever as they beat some no mark team in the league cup and follow it up by a loss against someone decent

3.) Ferguson banning atleast 1 journalist every month

4.) Arsenal fans moaning about the physical nature of opposition teams as they once again get undone against lower table opposition

5.) John Terry being involved in some scandal or another most likely cheating on his misses again and his misses forgiving him.

 

[M'n'M]

6.) United getting a couple of 97 min games when trailing by a goal @ 90 mins

 

[CnutOfAllCnuts]

7. Liverpool fans crying about United playing in games with time added on to 90 mins

 

[De Selby]

8. Mancini to be sacked by Christmas.
9. David Silva to be an unmitigated failure.

 

[CnutOfAllCnuts]

10. Bolton to finish 13th and an early exits from all cups

 

[Freak]

11. Every month, one Barca player to start talking about bringing Fabregas to Barca.

 

[Freak]

12. Tevez to start bitching for the 10250th time about how United did not make him feel loved.

 

[RednProud]

13. Hargreaves, Owen, Neville and Ferdinand are injured
14. Real Madrid underperform
15. Newcastle fans cry

 

[M'n'M]

16. Ryan Babel gets a chance to impress the fans and manager then proceed to continually kick the ball 6 feet past the defender and run straight into him. On occasion he will locate an area of the field in which 3 opponents hover and run directly into the middle of them, play keep ball for about ten seconds then fall flat on his face.

 

[shaydun]

6.) United getting a couple of 97 min games when trailing by a goal @ 90 mins

17. The opposition forgetting that they also have the opportunity to score in injury time

 

[x42bn6]

18) Balotelli will throw more tantrums than score goals

 

[Plan M]

19) Torres will get injured a lot.
20) Liverpool won't win anything as usual.
21) Arsenal won't win anything as usual.
22) Sky Sports will claim it's "Super Sunday" despite the fixtures actually being Bolton v Wigan in the morning followed by Blackpool v Stoke

 

[sglowrider]

23) Spurs crashes out of the CL early, goes through a poor spell and are in mid-table by December. Then makes an almighty effort and gets back to 5th by end of season, only to miss out the 4th spot by 1 point.
24)Ditto for Everton but for the Europa.
25) Meanwhile Almunia flaps at another corner resulting in a header by Michael Owen for a near post goal.

 

[Plan M]

25) Manchester City will pay silly money for an overrated striker in the January transfer window
26) Everton will really bore me as they always do for some reason?

 

[sglowrider]

27) After 9,827 replies on the Ozil thread, we finally come to the conclusion that it maybe a long summer; announcement he will marry his bird and he has yet to decide whether he is leaving, staying or just plain, dont know yet.

 

[kouroux]

28) Drogba will feign an injury
29) Gerrad will win a penalty by diving
30) Mascherano will get sent off

 

[Xander45]

31) Robbie Savage will mention his flowing locks everytime he commentates for 5 live.

 

[M'n'M]

30) Mascherano will get sent off

For Inter?

 

[kouroux]

He's currently a Liverpool player so ..

 

[dave2528]

32.) Robbie Keane will be transferred away from Spurs, only to return next year.

 

[Jacob]

33) Rafael will score a brace

 

[Viper KGB]

33) Fabio will score a brace

 

[WR]

34) Another big conspiracy theory will come out about Ferige and the refs

 

[Xander45]

35) Alan Green will moan about some guy who's stood up within his eyeline instead of getting on with his job.

 

[hurstafus]

36) It be mentioned that Fabio is the married twin.

 

[kouroux]

37) Wenger will deliver his usual speech about teams playing physically against his players

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

38) A beachball will win the PFA Player of the Year award after scoring two in three games against Liverpool over the Christmas period.

 

[Mickey]

39) Wenger wont see it...

 

[Xander45]

40) A player from a big 4 club that doesn't win the title will get injured for few months, it will then be claimed by the fans that had he been fit they would have won it.

 

[Raven Blade]

41) Newcastle will resort to their underperforming nature in the Premier League again.

 

[jojojo]

42) Villa be staggeringly boring to watch, and will tell us they're too knackered to field the first team in Europe. The commentators will say that they're a model club with lots of English players and we should all aspire to being more like them.

43) Blackpool will bring back memories of a certain game in 1975, younger fans will be horrified at the mention and the oldies will laugh.

 

[Ish]

43) We will score another injury time winner against City!

44) SAF will complain about there being no value in the market & categorically state that Hargreaves is 3 weeks away from a return

 

[Raoul]

8. Mancini to be sacked by Christmas.
9. David Silva to be an unmitigated failure.

agree with this. Mancini's days are numbered and he will be shown the door Mark Hughes style if City aren't in the top three by Christmas.

 

[Dobba]

45) A sandcastle bucket and spade will get a Premier League assist.

 

[Sunny Jim]

Chelsea will score some "off side" goals, dodgy penos, Chelsea's-player-foul-in-a-build-up goals and their opponents will get some legitimate goals disallowed.

 

[Sojiro]

46) RAWK and Bluemoon go into meltdown
47) Redcafe will call for berbtovs head only to love him when he scores
48) Hernandez will be called the next ronaldo/best/rooney after scoring his first goal

 

[antohan]

49) We will drop points against a no-mark team early on and the caf will go all doom and gloom
50) Sometime in January-February some muppet will start f.a.pping about the quadruple (most likely a converted doom-monger)

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

36) It be mentioned that Fabio is the married twin.

True

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

51) Hargreaves will be said to be back in 3 weeks

 

[antohan]

51) Hargreaves will be said to be back in 3 weeks

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