Things that should be in football but are not currently in football

[AgentSmith]

Mic’d up refs.

A sin bin.

Journalists/managers/coaches making up the majority of pundits; not ex-players who can barely form a coherent sentence, let alone an original thought.

 

[Bertie 2 Hats]

Refund cost of ticket when your team loses 0-5 at home..

 

[DixieDean]

Stop clock system and two 30 minute half's. No more play acting.

 

[tomaldinho1]

1. Players should have songs that they choose to play round the stadium for when they score.
2. All pitches the same size
3. All pitches mowed in that delicious diamond pattern, with centre circle contrasting