Tiotéshop Mains...

Sassy Colin

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Can someone tell me who this guy is anyway?

You could just as easily photoshop the Tranmere Rovers defender Zoumana Bakayogo's head onto all those things and it would mean just the same to me.



Or indeed, the ex Liverpool & Tranmere and now Accrington Stanley midfield marauder Charlie Barnett.



So, someone tell me, who is this guy?
 

Hectic

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He plays for Newcastle

He has a forehead like a dolphin/velociraptor
 

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Bakayogo looks far too cool, a bit of the international man of mystery about him, and Barnett looks very slightly retarded.

Stick with Cheick then I guess, unless you want to try either of the other 2?
This is a Tioteshop thread, it stays with him.
 

Devilton

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Devilton, you ever heard of resizing images?
What for? You either have a small monitor, or really crappy bandwidth...either way, that's your problem mate.

1024px width (avg 200k image file) don't need to be resized...maybe in 2000 I would have considered it. Not these days though. :devil:
 

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What for? You either have a small monitor, or really crappy bandwidth...either way, that's your problem mate.

1024px width (avg 200k image file) don't need to be resized...maybe in 2000 I would have considered it. Not these days though. :devil:
:lol: Exactly.. 1024px images look relatively small on my screen in fact.
 

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What for? You either have a small monitor, or really crappy bandwidth...either way, that's your problem mate.

1024px width (avg 200k image file) don't need to be resized...maybe in 2000 I would have considered it. Not these days though. :devil:
:lol: Exactly.. 1024px images look relatively small on my screen in fact.
I have a 24" mac at work, and a 27" at home so resolution ain't the problem.

It was a more of a case of seeing a badly shopped image bigger than it should be. Carry on.
 

Hectic

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:lol:

This has spawned a lot of photoshop threads on various Newcastle forums. I wanted to reply to a specific person, but couldn't as the forum doesn't let you post straight away:

'Why did I pick Tiote? We do it with anyone really, past people have been Bllotelli (Photoshopoteli), Fabregas, Fergie, Avram Grant the mutant, Robben etc. People who have funny qualities to them, like Tiote, and his dolphin head.

It's not a slant on the player, or an obsession with him, although I do believe he is an excellent player who has a bright future ahead of him.'
 

Devilton

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I have a 24" mac at work, and a 27" at home so resolution ain't the problem.

It was a more of a case of seeing a badly shopped image bigger than it should be. Carry on.
right...of course. You're worried about pixel perfection for a shopped thread.

You must get paid for your work here...:lol:
 

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Teach me your photoshop tricks. It would be a relief for all of us to not have to witness my surprisingly shit PS skills :lol:
 

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YESHHHHH, We'll GOOO for it.
:lol:

This has spawned a lot of photoshop threads on various Newcastle forums. I wanted to reply to a specific person, but couldn't as the forum doesn't let you post straight away:

'Why did I pick Tiote? We do it with anyone really, past people have been Bllotelli (Photoshopoteli), Fabregas, Fergie, Avram Grant the mutant, Robben etc. People who have funny qualities to them, like Tiote, and his dolphin head.

It's not a slant on the player, or an obsession with him, although I do believe he is an excellent player who has a bright future ahead of him.'
Lo of newcastle boards now have a Tioteshop Mains :lol:
 

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Fantastic thread already. His little bitchfest was hilarious.