I see. Thank you Richter.
Now shut up
Now shut up
Twentysixther Thread
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Barbara Charles makes macabre snarls
When you push her over Niagara Falls...
Relatively new, eats Selotape and glue,
Digs me, sticky...
Caf Babs
When you push her over Niagara Falls...
Relatively new, eats Selotape and glue,
Digs me, sticky...
Caf Babs
Big bad Andy, Got knocked bandy
By a butch looking bird who was well handy
Soon as he was hit, went down like a sack of shit
Shit house, Andy
Is that right?
By a butch looking bird who was well handy
Soon as he was hit, went down like a sack of shit
Shit house, Andy
Is that right?
Nearly...you need one more line...and ideally "shithouse" needs to rhyme with "Andy". Observe:
Scouser Sutty, likes them slutty,
Eats his turds in a bun: shit butty...
Listens to The Farm, is stalking Steve McMahon,
Sarky, bit parky...
Sutty
Scouser Sutty, likes them slutty,
Eats his turds in a bun: shit butty...
Listens to The Farm, is stalking Steve McMahon,
Sarky, bit parky...
Sutty
Cockney Pletch is a terrible letchPlechazunga said:
Takes a dump on the tube next to some poor wretch
Licks it of his fingers, the smell still lingers
Weirdy, beardy
Pletch
Better?
Much better
To be pernickity, you could still work on the scansion..."dreadful" would work better than "terrible", for instance, and "the smell of it" rather than just "the smell"...but otherwise an excellent effort.
Dego Deco, cheating feck-o,
Thousands yell "Twat!", he thinks it´s an echo...
Looks like Ronnie Corbett, falls like he´s in orbit,
Brazil reject...genetic defect...
Deco
To be pernickity, you could still work on the scansion..."dreadful" would work better than "terrible", for instance, and "the smell of it" rather than just "the smell"...but otherwise an excellent effort.
Dego Deco, cheating feck-o,
Thousands yell "Twat!", he thinks it´s an echo...
Looks like Ronnie Corbett, falls like he´s in orbit,
Brazil reject...genetic defect...
Deco
Empty your inboxPlechazunga said:
spastic slabber, slaver slaver,Slabber said:
nnnnnnnnnnnnnng nnnnnnnnnnnnnng, blabber blabber,
sits there drinking pimms, looks like bobby mimms,
bull necked, looks fecked.
Slabber
Big Andy, her real name's Mandy,
She only drinks shandy and is no eye candy,
Fat arse, no class,
Spotty face, wears a brace,
Hairy lass,
Big Andy.
She only drinks shandy and is no eye candy,
Fat arse, no class,
Spotty face, wears a brace,
Hairy lass,
Big Andy.
I woke up this morning saying these two lines in my head over and over again. You have to worry when your subconscious quotes Davo at you.Davo said:
Plech's subconscious, spouting nonsense,
When I'm on auto-pilot, it's my auto-Pontius...
Remembers being two, when anywhere I'd poo,
Quotes Davo...likes Rainbow...
My subconscious
Ghosted Spoony, looks like Rooney,
When he shows his face, it looks like a moonie...
Sent to Coventry, for dissing foreign tea,
Ghosted...roasted...
Spoony
Single men chase mingers, then
Have no plan B, like England's Sven...
If the bird resists, they have one off the wrist,
Thrill themselves...kill themselves...
Single men
Staropramen, thank you barman
It's the stuff of heaven, Amen
When on it you're boozing you find everything amusing:
The Caf...giraffes...
Stary.
It's the stuff of heaven, Amen
When on it you're boozing you find everything amusing:
The Caf...giraffes...
Stary.
Thats pretty good plech, don't beat yourself up about it...Plechazunga said:
Staropramen, not for gay men,
Better than E's, though not for the Shamen,
You drink it from a glass, and its fecking class,
Everyone'll be fecked, can't blame em'
Amen...
Poor old Plech - short of a full deck,
Doesn't know his wife is being boned by Srnicek,
He thinks he's on his travels,
But she's just round at Pavel's -
Oh feck, marriage wreck,
Poor Plech.
Doesn't know his wife is being boned by Srnicek,
He thinks he's on his travels,
But she's just round at Pavel's -
Oh feck, marriage wreck,
Poor Plech.
Cuckold Sincher, has juvenile larynxia,
His bird's next door, sucking off Garrincha...
Partial to Brazilians, she's slurped on fecking millions,
Sore throat, same boat,
Sincher
His bird's next door, sucking off Garrincha...
Partial to Brazilians, she's slurped on fecking millions,
Sore throat, same boat,
Sincher
Plechazunga said:
spastic threads, plastic beds
That's a good one
Matchday posters, spastic dotards
When they're in the bath, make them catch a toaster...
Wrong opinions teeming, lots of primal screaming
Spastic threads...plastic beds...
Gaytards
Matchday posters, spastic dotards
When they're in the bath, make them catch a toaster...
Wrong opinions teeming, lots of primal screaming
Spastic threads...plastic beds...
Gaytards
spastic threads, plastic heads
Not quite so hot
spastic threads, plastic reds
betterIn an Aussie accent...
"Spastic thrids, plastic yids"
spastic rhymes, plastic times
spastic mullets, plastic bullets
Vexed red Van is a sex-starved fan,
He's only once got laid, and it was with a man,
Thinks he's a dictator - he's a masturbator,
Ruins threads, urines beds,
Wet Van.
He's only once got laid, and it was with a man,
Thinks he's a dictator - he's a masturbator,
Ruins threads, urines beds,
Wet Van.
Idiot G-Force, boned a he-horse
Never married, but twice di-vorced
By his mum and dad, cos they saw him bum a lad,
Flowing locks, blowing cocks,
G4orce
Jeremy Paxman, just relax, man
You're drearier than the fecking taxman...
Used to weed out bluffers, now you're an old duffer
Ex-bully...now woolly...
Paxman
You're drearier than the fecking taxman...
Used to weed out bluffers, now you're an old duffer
Ex-bully...now woolly...
Paxman
Spot on, gay one
sincher said:
French Henry bears the stench of wee
And chases cock like a wench on heat...
Slipped into a coma, dreamt of Alain Goma
Horses...arses...
French Henry
And chases cock like a wench on heat...
Slipped into a coma, dreamt of Alain Goma
Horses...arses...
French Henry
Just when you thought that it was safe to go back into the general
Dubai Devil, in new highs revels,
Roasted by two guys (the Nevilles)...
Got a flashy number plate, got a rash (he bummed a mate)
Lots of cash, dodgy tash...
DD
Roasted by two guys (the Nevilles)...
Got a flashy number plate, got a rash (he bummed a mate)
Lots of cash, dodgy tash...
DD
Pletch-a-zoonga: secret Gooner
Boasts of 5, but might come sooner
Went to live in Czech, masturabtes to Shrek
Shit stabs, with Slabs
Gay Pletch
Boasts of 5, but might come sooner
Went to live in Czech, masturabtes to Shrek
Shit stabs, with Slabs
Gay Pletch
French Henry always has boner,
When he wants to print, it's always out of toner,
When he's feeling weird, he falls into a coma,
Bums gays, purple haze
His missus is a moaner.
When he wants to print, it's always out of toner,
When he's feeling weird, he falls into a coma,
Bums gays, purple haze
His missus is a moaner.
Plechazunga said:
Caftard Bergzen is his family's burden
He's Joey Deacon, the Scando version...
Labours at IKEA, at gay-bars picks up queers
Resembles elves...assembles shelves...
Bergzen
Thomas M nicks his momma's men
One of whom is that bummer Sven
Spends his hours LOLing, wanks to Thomas Brolin
Roller-blades...AIDS...
ThomasM
Smashed Hombre's gonna go a long way
He'll be a mod on the Caf one day...
In Big Andy's shadow, which means that he's a saddo
Surveyor...gayer...
Hombre
He's Joey Deacon, the Scando version...
Labours at IKEA, at gay-bars picks up queers
Resembles elves...assembles shelves...
Bergzen
Thomas M nicks his momma's men
One of whom is that bummer Sven
Spends his hours LOLing, wanks to Thomas Brolin
Roller-blades...AIDS...
ThomasM
Smashed Hombre's gonna go a long way
He'll be a mod on the Caf one day...
In Big Andy's shadow, which means that he's a saddo
Surveyor...gayer...
Hombre
You have time to write 26th'ers but don't have time to complete your contractual obligations?
You have the attention span of a two year old.
You have the attention span of a two year old.
I'm sorry DD
I looked at it, and lost heart. There are only 7 reasonable rhymes for "Crouch", and one of them is "crouch"
And I have over nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and fifty left to do
I looked at it, and lost heart. There are only 7 reasonable rhymes for "Crouch", and one of them is "crouch"
And I have over nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and fifty left to do
It's OK.
I never had any intention on paying out anyway.
I never had any intention on paying out anyway.
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