United announce a global multi-year partnership with Mondelēz International (brands include Cadbury, Oreo, Toblerone)

All brands:
5 Star
Alpen Gold
Barni
belVita
Bournvita
Cadbury
Cadbury Dairy Milk
Chips Ahoy!
Clorets
Club Social
Côte d'Or
Enjoy Life Foods
Freia
Halls
Honey Maid
Kinh Do
Lacta
LU
Marabou
Maynards Bassett's
Milka
Oreo
Perfect Snacks
Philadelphia
Prince
Ritz
Royal
Sour Patch Kids
Stride
Tang
Tate's Bake Shop
Tiger
Toblerone
Trident
Triscuit
TUC
Wheat Thins
 
Bit of a slap in the face for Tesco chocolate rice cakes, that.
 
“I BET SHAW LOVES THIS” said every unfunny knobhead on Twitter. If you’re gonna make a joke in this thread it has to be better than that.
 
Something something Woodward something Sponsorship something Signings something something DOF something Commercial something grumble grumble
 
All brands:
5 Star
Alpen Gold
Barni
belVita
Bournvita
Cadbury
Cadbury Dairy Milk
Chips Ahoy!
Clorets
Club Social
Côte d'Or
Enjoy Life Foods
Freia
Halls
Honey Maid
Kinh Do
Lacta
LU
Marabou
Maynards Bassett's
Milka
Oreo
Perfect Snacks
Philadelphia
Prince
Ritz
Royal
Sour Patch Kids
Stride
Tang
Tate's Bake Shop
Tiger
Toblerone
Trident
Triscuit
TUC
Wheat Thins
We’re going to need a bigger shirt!
 
I just want the chevrolet logo gone. Is this relevant to that?
 
I dedicate this partnership to Snowjoe, chocolate enthusiast.
 
Toble-rone came from Swiss,
The English press tried to take the piss,
Multi year sponsor down the drain,
Man United are a joke again!
 
All brands:
5 Star
Alpen Gold
Barni
belVita
Bournvita
Cadbury
Cadbury Dairy Milk
Chips Ahoy!
Clorets
Club Social
Côte d'Or
Enjoy Life Foods
Freia
Halls
Honey Maid
Kinh Do
Lacta
LU
Marabou
Maynards Bassett's
Milka
Oreo
Perfect Snacks
Philadelphia
Prince
Ritz
Royal
Sour Patch Kids
Stride
Tang
Tate's Bake Shop
Tiger
Toblerone
Trident
Triscuit
TUC
Wheat Thins

In that case, Fiorentina missed a trick there.
 
I have a friend who is very high up at Mondelez. When we go see him (in Austria) I get stacks of soon to be released Milka products and merchandise.

This deal better get me some United related stuff from him!
 
Cocoa
Co-co-cocoa
Co-co-cocoa
Co-co-LINGARD BISCUITS
 
I'll have to hold off judgement until i know whether they've signed with a release clause. Crucial information
 
Waiting for loads of Woodward jokes from people who still don’t realise he isn’t involved in these things.
 
Mondelez ruined even local brands they bought in last few years. Plus they use palm oil in pretty much everything. Terrible brand.
 
Will this deal help push Lingard out the door, or allow us to buy a right winger or a replacement for Matic?

If yes, then I'm all for it.
 
Seems like that trip to Switzerland payed off. If only they could put the same kind of effort for the football side of the club.
Frankly, people find it lame to complain about EW and Glazers on this thread, but how come? It just shows they achieve things when they want, they just don't care if the team is shit as long as they keep sealing these deals.
Frankly, I would love a season of "sponsors snub Manchester United" if it meant those crooked wankers would do something to improve the team.
 
Is this Mondelēz any good? What position does he play?