What nonsense is this?
US Men's National Team Discussion
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Something about his hair just has me.This is the only cure
I honestly could not give a shit if we win. I just want to be entertained. Give me penalty madness!
Huge save
54-40 or fight!
#MattTurnerIsMyHero
And a brick skied
#VazquesIsBadAtKicking
#baggiohairbaggioshot
#MattTurnerIsStillMyHero
Only CONCACAF could have a shoot out like this
Mother of mercy what is this
Matt Turner is a god
Only we could gift a shootout twice
Mullet man!!
Not gonna lie, this is only 75% the excessive amount of beer talking, but I would love Turner at Utd.
Someone get this man a glass of water.
That is a fantastic penalty
Great penalty by Busio.
Silence you commie! AMerica!
Want him at United too?
No, he's garbage.
WOW
That's what your mom kept calling out. Also you have a half brother coming. Also, she wants to name him after the place he was conceived. I'm not sure how "Denny's bathroom stall in Raleigh woody" will sound
#TurnerForever
Never in doubt.
Crazy end to a crazy game
Good game to my American caftards
It will sound completely Canadian. The sad sibling who everyone ignores and who still worships Daddy.
That was something. I think I actually wanted Canada to win. Ugh.
Phew!
Didn't want to stay up untill 4am and see the US knocked out on pens! Now I'll try to at least get a few hours sleep to limit just how knackered I'll be at work.
Didn't want to stay up untill 4am and see the US knocked out on pens! Now I'll try to at least get a few hours sleep to limit just how knackered I'll be at work.
You sir are a better US fan than me. I was more entertained by trolling (poorly) our Canadian brothers than the game.Phew!
Didn't want to stay up untill 4am and see the US knocked out! Now I'll try to at least get a few hours sleep to limit just how knackered I'll be at work.
You do need another rival now that Mexico's slowly becoming irrelevant and their fanbase too hostile to troll.You sir are a better US fan than me. I was more entertained by trolling (poorly) our Canadian brothers than the game.
It was far better than I was expecting with how Canada has played in this tournament. Enjoy your universal health care, rational gun laws, and wildfires smoking us out.
I will enjoy seeing my doctor for not being shot but instead suffocating because we've seemingly decided on a national bon fire this year.It was far better than I was expecting with how Canada has played in this tournament. Enjoy your universal health care, rational gun laws, and wildfires smoking us out.
This thread tonight > entire gold cup
Me as well, much more entertaining than the match.You sir are a better US fan than me. I was more entertained by trolling (poorly) our Canadian brothers than the game.
That's a good burn. I'd reciprocate but we're sending you really shitty air to breath to good luck with all that.
Seriously, can you get that shit under control. Not only am I dodging bullets down here in the American south, but now I am trying to go all Matrix to avoid Canadian Lung Cancer(tm)