Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

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Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
 

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Can't find a pic, but basically Skinner and Krabappel pull up next to each other in the car park.

Skinner:
Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this
 

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McBain: But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
Captain: I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. [McBain fires part of the book through the wall]
McBain: Bye, book.
 

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Burt Reynolds (describing his new movie "Fireball and Mudflap"): - I play Jerry Fireball Mudflap, a fiesty Supreme Court Justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross country firetruck race. It's... garbage!"
 

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This thread is really making me want to start watching again from the beginning all the way through.
 

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That's the amazing thing about the show. There is something in there for petty much anyone, who enjoys any type of humour. When you're a kid you enjoy the stuff Bart and Homer get up to, when you get older the hilarity of Burns/Krusty/Homer's more mature humour comes clear.. it has so much.
 

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That dummy doesn’t scare me. I’ve had plenty of guys come after me and I’ve buried them all: hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop.

Don’t forget the Special Olympics!

Oh yeah, I slaughtered the Special Olympics!


Wait, wait, wait! Here comes Lee Marvin, thank god! He's always drunk and violent!
 

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Push her down, son. :)


Burns' Grandfather: Come on, men! Smash those atoms! You there, turn out your pockets.

Burns' Grandfather: Aha - atoms! One, two, three, four... SIX of them! Take him away!

Waif: You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

Burns' Grandfather: The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

Mr. Burns: Oh, if only we'd listened to that young man, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.