We Won a Throw-In! Get In There!

[samabachan]

feck Me, That Bendtner's a Tall Lad!

 

[Sam]

YES! opposition player substituted!

 

[samabachan]

Substitution!

 

[samabachan]

Feck Ye!

 

[Sam]

Back in the team!

 

[samabachan]

Double Boots Advantage Points All Weekend! Lap of Honour, Ladies?

 

[Van Piorsing]

Almost hit it, motherfecker !

 

[Merman]

class

 

[samabachan]

Gary Neville Injured!

 

[Godfather]

 

[Van Piorsing]

This is our throw in !

 

[samabachan]

Gary Neville Back In 2 Weeks!

 

[Wittmann45]

Innocent on all charges!

 

[Van Piorsing]

I'm flying to Barca. Bye suckers !

 

[Godfather]

 

[samabachan]

Phil: United Play better Football Than Arsenal!

 

[samabachan]

Casual Friday! Alriiiiiiiiiiiight!

 

[samabachan]

Honestly, I've Looked Everywhere. I've Got No Idea Where the Nectar Points Card Is!

 

[samabachan]

Fabregas: Sweet, a Traffic Cone!

 

[samabachan]

What, This Isn't How You Do A One-Two?

 

[Wittmann45]

I almost won that free header!

 

[Godfather]

TBH, that thread is class.

 

[Sam]

 

[REd FUn DevIl]

YES! opposition player substituted!

 

[2red4U]

I saw Cantona doing this

 

[Sam]

 

[2red4U]

meet me in the shower after the game

 

[samabachan]

Free Salsa Lessons Next Week at the Leisure Centre!

 

[Suresh]

fecking class thread, Samabachan.

 

[Van Piorsing]

I caused the injury !

 

[Oranje]

Oh no! We lost possession!

 

[2red4U]

Obi: I never touched the ball, ref!
Lampard: I want your shirt, Cesc!
Carvalho: No, it's mine this time!
Cesc: I'm saving it for Wenger, you cnuts!
Adebayor: Let's dance!

 

[B Cantona]

I finally saw it!

 

[Van Piorsing]

Ref, he blinded me with a mirror !

 

[samabachan]

Watched Titanic With the missus last night - fecking class film!

 

[duffer]

Yes! 'Allo 'Allo! is on UK Gold tonight.

 

[Sam]

I finally saw it!

 

[samabachan]

I get English Passport Next Year!

 

[Sam]

How big a prick are you Jehns ?

 

[carpy]

Lads, he loves me back!