Who are they and how do we measure it?
Personality?
Playstyle?
Personality?
Playstyle?
Weirdest, strangest, oddest, most bizarre and peculiar footballers?
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Hairstyle?
Thomas Müller immediately jumps to mind.
On a scale of Michael Owen to Rene Higuita.
Barthez, Goalkeeper turned race car driver who has featured in Le Mans and other racing competitions.
Djemba Djemba's career was a laugh
George Weah became president of Liberia.
George Weard
Stephen Ireland kept faking his grandmothers death
Matt Le Tissier believes every single conspiracy theory ever in the world.
Hakan Sukur became involved in politics, he crisitised the president and was subsequently charged with being involved in an armed terror group. He left Turkey and is currently living in exile in the US, working as an Uber driver and selling books to make money.
A Turkish TV commentator was apparently fired at half time during a game just for mentioning his name.
David Icke.
Baggio, Roberto was quite Unique back then he's a Budhist. You dont get to see much Budhist players in the Serie A back then.
And Rickie Lambert makes Le Tis look like Keir Starmer.
Thomas Gravesen become insanely wealthy through poker after retiring.
Mathieu Flamini got involved with a biochemical company and is now a billionaire.
Tim Wiese became a bodybuilder/wrestler.
Mathieu Flamini got involved with a biochemical company and is now a billionaire.
Tim Wiese became a bodybuilder/wrestler.
Lars Elstrup joined a cult
Stig Tofting has had a hard life
I know what I'm getting @rimaldo for his birthday
Wait, is all this true?
He doesn't age like the rest of us so you'll have to wait until 2065.
He turned four last year, bless.
Romário became a member of the Brazilian Senate.
Gordon Ramsay had trials at Rangers.
Gaddafi‘s son turning out cameos in Italian football as a striker. That must have scared the shit out of people who played with him and against him, knowing him and his father could make you disappear forever if you fecked with them even slightly.
It’s even been reported that Libyan club football was fixed in his favour when he played there.
It’s even been reported that Libyan club football was fixed in his favour when he played there.
Mussolini’s great-grandson is a goalkeeper, similarly.
Balotelli
Pogba
Pogba
Mezut Ozil is now a bodybuilder.
Alber Camus, the inventor of The Absurd, was a goalkeeper for Racing Universitaire Algerios before a bout of tub ruined his football carreer.