What’s with James Garner’s hair and how should he style it to make him more believable as a football

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    friendlytramp More full of crap than a curry house toilet

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    Can’t post pics but question’s in the title.
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    Er, okay then.
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    VP89 Pogba's biggest fan

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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    You're right. He doesn't look anything like a football. Maybe this will work.

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    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    FriendlyTramp has been at the white spirits again.
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    0le Full Member

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    In the picture above, his hair just looks like the wind is blowing it into a weird shape. And anyway, why does it matter anyway?
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    Macern Pee pee pants

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    :lol: Yeah that would surely do it
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    WR10 Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    It is more ridiculous than Scott’s hair when he started. That’s an achievement.

    He’ll get rid of the mop once the cameras are on him in the first team - no worries
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    RedCurry Full Member

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    He is primed for sleeve tattoos by 30. I am willing to bet on it.
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    NinjaFletch Full Member

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    I opened this thread thinking OP was mad, and then saw his lid.

    No way you make it as a pro footballer with that, needs sorting.
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    DoomSlayer Full Member

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    God forbid a player isn't fashion or hairstyle obsessed. Not everyone wants to be the best looking, some prefer to focus on being the best footballers.
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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    He's got the same haircut as about 90% of kids you'll see around Manchester. Short on back and sides with longer on top and swept to the side. Its a bog standard haircut. Brandon Williams and Callum Gribbin have near enough the same cut. Jimmy's hair is just a bit thicker with a wave to it.
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    friendlytramp More full of crap than a curry house toilet

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    Pretty sure (having run a google image search) that gribbin and the rest of the kids have a skin fade with a long fringe. Jimmy seems to have a brutal undercut. It’s out of control.
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    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    Maybe he is really into his Mid 90's American Emo ? Did you ever think of that ?
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    Hopefully Rashy and JLingz take him under their wing and he can join them as fashion icons and sporting sex symbols.
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    Snow Somewhere down the lane, a licky boom boom down

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    He needs to trim those sideburns.
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    BaneIsPain New Member

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    remind me of peaky blinders somehow
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    limerickcitykid There once was a kid from Toronto...

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    It is virtually the exact same thing. He keeps his fade and hair on top slightly longer than them and his hair is naturally thick and bushy while their's is a lot thinner and straight.


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    Irrational. Full Member

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    Get #Pogbarber on the case. He'll have at least three different lines, each perpendicularly bisecting each other at mid-point but not touching, a row of blonde in the shape of a devil with matching pubes and a Snapchat account with 100,000 followers whom he can refer to as #Garnies within 24 hours.
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    tenpoless Full Member

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    It's not the hairstyle on top of a man, it's the manliness inside of his hair.

    Looks like a proper hard fella who streams on twitch tv during his weekend.
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    Toni's Left Foot New Member

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    Bunch of hairdressers the lot of ye.
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    Rhyme Animal Modmins said "freeze" and I got numb

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    Looks like he's in Franz Ferdinand.
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    I have no idea what the feck is happening right now but it's preferable to another Pogba thread so I 100% approve of whatever the feck is going on here.
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    elmo Can never have too many Eevees

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    Just shave it and keep it short, army style.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    Awkward floppy teenage hairstyles are part of white culture, show some respect.
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    MackRobinson Full Member

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    Jacob Full Member

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    Talk about Chong's hair instead - ridiculous.
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    friendlytramp More full of crap than a curry house toilet

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    Think maybe he needs a beard?
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    Red Royal New Member

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    No bids for Garners hair received as yet
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    TRUERED89 New Member

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    Would a Fellaini style Afro help ? Or a Mohawk like El Sharawaay/Naingolan? :lol:
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    Shaidabdullah Hussain New Member

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    Looks like he might be wearing one of those wigs they literally stick to bald chaps heads
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    CassiusClaymore Is it Gaizka Mendieta? Scout

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    Reminds me of a young Alan Partridge.
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    Andersons Dietician Full Member

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    Is it really all that dissimilar to when Becks broke through with his bowl cut?
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    Bestietom Full Member

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    It used to be a different colour band on your hair. Now it's the different style hair cuts. And they cost a fortune.
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    Wilt New Member

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    Yep, not very hairodynamic.
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    stevoc Full Member

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    And Solskjær has won it!
    I think every young footballer should consult a professional hairstylist and come up with a unique style to make themselves more believable as a football.
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    WolfInSharp'sClothing Full Member

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    A player's hair style has no reflection on their ability unless it's Paul Pogba.
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    Eric's Seagull Full Member

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    Good point mate. Couldn't give a feck what someone looks like as long as they do the business on the field.
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    Brophs The one and only

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    Tom Selleck chest hair with the United crest shaven into it. The one with “Football Club” included.