Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by friendlytramp, Jul 9, 2019.
Can’t post pics but question’s in the title.
Er, okay then.
You're right. He doesn't look anything like a football. Maybe this will work.
FriendlyTramp has been at the white spirits again.
In the picture above, his hair just looks like the wind is blowing it into a weird shape. And anyway, why does it matter anyway?
Yeah that would surely do it
It is more ridiculous than Scott’s hair when he started. That’s an achievement.
He’ll get rid of the mop once the cameras are on him in the first team - no worries
He is primed for sleeve tattoos by 30. I am willing to bet on it.
I opened this thread thinking OP was mad, and then saw his lid.
No way you make it as a pro footballer with that, needs sorting.
God forbid a player isn't fashion or hairstyle obsessed. Not everyone wants to be the best looking, some prefer to focus on being the best footballers.
He's got the same haircut as about 90% of kids you'll see around Manchester. Short on back and sides with longer on top and swept to the side. Its a bog standard haircut. Brandon Williams and Callum Gribbin have near enough the same cut. Jimmy's hair is just a bit thicker with a wave to it.
Pretty sure (having run a google image search) that gribbin and the rest of the kids have a skin fade with a long fringe. Jimmy seems to have a brutal undercut. It’s out of control.
Maybe he is really into his Mid 90's American Emo ? Did you ever think of that ?
Hopefully Rashy and JLingz take him under their wing and he can join them as fashion icons and sporting sex symbols.
He needs to trim those sideburns.
remind me of peaky blinders somehow
It is virtually the exact same thing. He keeps his fade and hair on top slightly longer than them and his hair is naturally thick and bushy while their's is a lot thinner and straight.
Get #Pogbarber on the case. He'll have at least three different lines, each perpendicularly bisecting each other at mid-point but not touching, a row of blonde in the shape of a devil with matching pubes and a Snapchat account with 100,000 followers whom he can refer to as #Garnies within 24 hours.
It's not the hairstyle on top of a man, it's the manliness inside of his hair.
Looks like a proper hard fella who streams on twitch tv during his weekend.
Bunch of hairdressers the lot of ye.
Looks like he's in Franz Ferdinand.
I have no idea what the feck is happening right now but it's preferable to another Pogba thread so I 100% approve of whatever the feck is going on here.
Just shave it and keep it short, army style.
Awkward floppy teenage hairstyles are part of white culture, show some respect.
Talk about Chong's hair instead - ridiculous.
Think maybe he needs a beard?
No bids for Garners hair received as yet
Would a Fellaini style Afro help ? Or a Mohawk like El Sharawaay/Naingolan?
Looks like he might be wearing one of those wigs they literally stick to bald chaps heads
Reminds me of a young Alan Partridge.
Is it really all that dissimilar to when Becks broke through with his bowl cut?
It used to be a different colour band on your hair. Now it's the different style hair cuts. And they cost a fortune.
Yep, not very hairodynamic.
I think every young footballer should consult a professional hairstylist and come up with a unique style to make themselves more believable as a football.
A player's hair style has no reflection on their ability unless it's Paul Pogba.
Good point mate. Couldn't give a feck what someone looks like as long as they do the business on the field.
Tom Selleck chest hair with the United crest shaven into it. The one with “Football Club” included.
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