What Italian things are most at risk if England lose?

[Hectic]

Obviously drunk England fans are going to go out and destroy stuff if they lose, as is tradition. What do we reckon will be the main targets this time round.

I'm going for a classic combination of cars and food - Pizza Express & Alfa Romeos

 

[duffer]

I'm planning to dust off the N64 and kill Mario over and over.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Obviously drunk England fans are going to go out and destroy stuff if they lose, as is tradition. What do we reckon will be the main targets this time round.

I'm going for a classic combination of cars and food - Pizza Express & Alfa Romeos

stocky plumbers with a moustache. Going to get smashed over their heads with turtles.

 

[TheGame]

People destroying Gelato.

 

[siw2007]

Overload pizza with pineapple!

 

[dumbo]

I fear our (superior) copy of The Virgin Of The Rocks is going to take a right clattering.

 

[horsechoker]

I'm putting pineapple on every pizza I see if England lose.

 

[Pexbo]

Overload pizza with pineapple!

I'm putting pineapple on every pizza I see if England lose.

Thats not funny

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

I’m gonna go into supermarkets and snap all the spaghettis in half.

 

[horsechoker]

Thats not funny

You're not lauguing because you don't like me

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Sales of Peroni will slump. Everyone will go back to Skol.

 

[JJ12]

Kick feck out of Fredo

 

[duffer]

Stuff like this...

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[rimaldo]

if italy do the unthinkable i will:

only grease myself up in greek olive oil before wrestling with strange men i find on craigslist.

remove all many and all roman numerals on any clocks i see.

loudly exclaim “this is shit” every time i eat a mouthful of paella in future.

 

[VeevaVee]

no point talking about this because we'll smash them

 

[Infra-red]

My whole collection of Armani suits is going straight in the shredder.

I just need to buy some Armani suits before Sunday.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

My whole collection of Armani suits is going straight in the shredder.

I just need to buy some Armani suits before Sunday.

I’m off to buy some Pierre Cardin pants. Not even going to wear them, just put them straight into the bin.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Hand gestures. If we lose I will only ever talk to people with my hands firmly in my pockets... sure they may think i'm touching myself, but then I probably will be.

 

[TheReligion]

Obviously drunk England fans are going to go out and destroy stuff if they lose, as is tradition. What do we reckon will be the main targets this time round.

I'm going for a classic combination of cars and food - Pizza Express & Alfa Romeos

Their way of life and Italian culture

 

[kouroux]

I'm planning to dust off the N64 and kill Mario over and over.

 

[horsechoker]

Stuff like this...

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He's right though, the enlightened among us push the spaghetti down until it becomes so and curls. Nice long spaghetti strings to twirl around your fork

 

[Kaos]

I drive an Alfa

 

[0le]

I drive an Alfa

Don't worry, it will break all on its own.

 

[Kaos]

Don't worry, it will break all on its own.

It already has on numerous occasions. Still love it to pieces though and would rather not have 'brexit means brexit' keyed on it.

 

[dumbo]

Machiavelli's claim to the Thucydidean throne will be ceded to Hobbes and Collodi will be smeared as a nonce.

 

[The Mitcher]

Obviously drunk England fans are going to go out and destroy stuff if they lose, as is tradition. What do we reckon will be the main targets this time round.

I'm going for a classic combination of cars and food - Pizza Express & Alfa Romeos

And Italian hooligans and ultras are just angels and saints.

Let's not forget what the Scots did in London.

 

[Hectic]

And Italian hooligans and ultras are just angels and saints.

Let's not forget what the Scots did in London.

jesus

 

[The Mitcher]

jesus

Well I'm not wrong? Why do the English fans have that reputation when the Russians for example, are far far worse?

 

[Hectic]

Well I'm not wrong? Why do the English fans have that reputation when the Russians for example, are far far worse?

I'll only reply to you properly when you start taking this more seriously.

 

[The Mitcher]

I'll only reply to you properly when you start taking this more seriously.

Like you are, right.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

That Johnny Depp guy on the Italy staff in the dugout who is always so well dressed with perfectly trimmed facial hair..

If we lose, I will tweet him that he totally has split ends.

 

[Hectic]

ffs

 

[Pexbo]

That Johnny Depp guy on the Italy staff in the dugout who is always so well dressed with perfectly trimmed facial hair..

If we lose, I will tweet him that he totally has split ends.

I thought he was Geraldo Rivera

 

[Deery]

Frankie Dettori, he’s only a little guy you could bash him easy…

 

[Real Name]

And Italian hooligans and ultras are just angels and saints.

Let's not forget what the Scots did in London.

I bet you're great at parties.

 

[Eggberto]

if italy do the unthinkable i will:

only grease myself up in greek olive oil before wrestling with strange men i find on craigslist.

remove all many and all roman numerals on any clocks i see.

loudly exclaim “this is shit” every time i eat a mouthful of paella in future.

What did the Spanish do ?

 

[Hectic]

I bet you're great at parties.

And overly serious Italian people and drunks are just angels and saints.

Let's not forget what the Italians did in Jersey Shore.

 

[Infra-red]

That Johnny Depp guy on the Italy staff in the dugout who is always so well dressed with perfectly trimmed facial hair..

If we lose, I will tweet him that he totally has split ends.

To be fair, he is one tasty dish:

Spoiler

 

[tenpoless]

Boris Johnson will ban all "Italian" restaurants even though they're owned by English people.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

And overly serious Italian people and drunks are just angels and saints.

Let's not forget what the Italians did in Jersey Shore.

Dont forget what they did to Adrianna, the bastards!