This. Although Linekar being there made me question my choice.
Which table are you sitting at?
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While I would like to sit near Guardiola, Wenger or Bielsa for pure football philosophy talk I have to choose 3 because of few things.
1. Close to the door when things get heated
2. Close to food.
3. Great, fun company with lot of funny stories from various countries.
4. There is no chance anybody would come near the table to disturb us without getting elbow or studs as a welcoming.
1. Close to the door when things get heated
2. Close to food.
3. Great, fun company with lot of funny stories from various countries.
4. There is no chance anybody would come near the table to disturb us without getting elbow or studs as a welcoming.
Definitely 3, it will be good bit of fun!
Table 10 or 1 would be a great laugh. Someone is for sure getting stabbed at table 3. My god
Table 3 for me. Any trouble breaks out and that one will be bossing the rest.
Table 3 easy. In the right corner when shit hits the fan.
Has to be 3 or 10, absolute shithouse of a table or a recreation of the Hangover series
Table 3 would be the most entertaining to watch those explosive personalities around each other. However, I would choose table 10 because I’m sure I’ll have the best time with them.
Table 1 will leave you graduating with a psychology PHD, a weird smell and a Messi autograph. Table 3 is one bad look away from being a crime scene.
table 3 please. what an amazing table that is 
This should get a poll
Not when they all turn mad at you or each other.table 3 please. what an amazing table that is
thats why i want to be there. Not talk about art deco at matas table
Table 3 will be stabbing each other with forks for laughs but table 10 will have the best drug scene. Expect a good fight and brawl to erupt at some stage. I’d be on 6 with the other classy gentlemen.
Would like 4 but don’t understand Italian and don’t think they know a word of English between them similar for table 7. Table 4 one wrong word leads to a trip to hospital. So I would go for table 6
Mortimer and Charlton easy
Yeah you are at the right forum for madness and people going crazy. Feels like it is table 3 here most of the time.
If table 8 is what I think it is then 100% table 8
Table 1 for Cantona, or table 3 for the egos.
Nah, Zlatan's arrogance is mostly tongue-in-cheek, and he's a model professional. From what I've seen, Keane seems to respect him as well, so they'd probably get along.
Absolutely table 7. Strange to see that no one else picked that one
Socrates was one of the most intelligent, outspoken and intriguin characters in football history, I'd give my only remaining kidney to have a chat with him. Also Bielsa is a football genius. And finally Riquelme, one of the most lovable players for me, definitely table 7.
Socrates was one of the most intelligent, outspoken and intriguin characters in football history, I'd give my only remaining kidney to have a chat with him. Also Bielsa is a football genius. And finally Riquelme, one of the most lovable players for me, definitely table 7.
Sounds like you need a hug pal
Table 10. Party of a lifetime for sure. Might end up, waking up next to a dead hooker or an alive lion though but if you survive on the other hand you have a story to tell... well not your grandkids.
Table 5 sounds like the most fun table with the least risk of someone getting assaulted.
It is fine I am sitting with Pep and listening to weird tactical ideas and can see why he fails in CL.
Table 1. The conversation would be superb and it feels like the kind of table where people would ask your opinion politely and pretend to care.
The table farthest away from 3 as possible, so I don't end up getting hurt in a fight between Zlatan and Keane.
Table 2 so I can wake up next to Juan Mata 
10 is wild
Zlatan would floor Keane in seconds, scowling and calling everything "nonsense" will only get you so far.
For reals.
Table 6 seems like quite a calm but intelligent table.
A managerial genius.
2 midfield magician's
and a monster of a Defender
A managerial genius.
2 midfield magician's
and a monster of a Defender
Table 9 would be interesting just to hear all about the benefits of Brexit
Yep. Fight for sure.
Table 6 - interesting discussions while close but not too close as 2 and 7 thus safe enough to witness the mayhem of Table 3. Additionally, the only seats where you can overhear and witness up close any good "moments" from Tables 1, 5 and 10.
Best Seats.
Best Seats.
Table 2 for sure. Neville would bring Ricky Tomlinson along and we'd drink real ale and talk politics. We'd solve world hunger by signing the rest of the guests up to Juan's 1% salary donation thing whilst observing the inevitable fight on table 3.
Don’t really care which table I’m sitting at, but I will be sure to follow Maradona every time he goes to the restroom.
Table 10 seems like great fun but you're head will hurt a lot the next day with a heavy hangover.
Meanwhile on table 9 your head will hurt at the end of the night because your IQ will have dropped by about 30 points.
Meanwhile on table 9 your head will hurt at the end of the night because your IQ will have dropped by about 30 points.
Table 10 has a good party in them