9 is the equivalent of a classic world cup Group of Shit. It's like there's been a wedding in the football family and they've funnelled all their worst relatives onto a single table in the corner to try and contain the shithousery.
Table 1 in place of Lineker would be just delightful. Quite simply, you cannot shatter the perception of class and prescience offered by Wenger, Cantona and Messi, by making them sit alongside someone who shat on a football pitch. So yeah, tell Gary to kick dirt and eat his Walkers at Table 9.
Then again, Eric kicked a fan and Messi was found guilty of tax evasion... but let me dream!