Me personally?
West Ham by a mile
Shit fans, shit owners, shit players, shit manager, shit stadium
Every time I read or hear someone related to that club, their celebrity "fans", owners, regular Joe's, it sounds like they see themselves basically on a par with Man Utd despite not having done, well, anything for like a hundred years. There is some massive delusion of the "West Ham way" and they unironically suggest that they are realistic title contenders or top four material despite buying some seriously unimaginative hipster shitters no other club would touch. Every summer it's the same by about July: they claim realistic top 4, then it's top 6, then once again it's survival mode by December.
They get one fluky result against a big team and spend hours telling the world how shit the opposition team are, after they have conceded 80% possession and 40 shots, 5 of which hit the post - but west ham go forwaed and they score a deflected breakaway goal. But then they get crushed 6-0 in the reverse fixture and it's the referees fault.
The lying about attendance figures to make them seem bigger than they are (60,000 every game apparently despite police figures telling us it's closer to 40,000), the continual berating of other clubs that have actually, you know, won things and have actual good players, the entire thing is like an exercise in hubris.
The movies that always portray their fans as loveable "hard but fair men", working class heroes trying to make their way in a yuppies world, Vinny Jones... The whole thing.
If I could delete the club I would.
