Who is the hardest manager in the Premier League?

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Brendtan will probably feign submission and bite off someone's dick when the guards are down.

Tony Pulis and Big Sam will attack each other with long balls.
 

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Pearson and Dyche. Mourinho would probably have a few sneaky tricks up his sleeves.
 

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Anyone who clearly fake tans doesn't belong in this thread, please don't start bringing up Brendan, he's part of the lower managers on the list and that's the reason he bottled it last year. Do you think if Big Sam was waiting for him Gerrard would dare to have slipped.
 

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Wenger is a bad shout, 2 words - Judo Party.
 

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I'd go Monk purely because of youth and stamina. 'Arry would struggle.
 

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Brendtan will probably feign submission and bite off someone's dick when the guards are down.

Tony Pulis and Big Sam will attack each other with long balls.
Pulis isn't a PL manager anymore. Warnock and Big Sam would be a fight I'd like to see actually.
 

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...from-the-pack-at-top-of-the-Championship.html

Random Leicester fan/lurker here. Couldn't post, due to privileges and what-not, but just to add for your highly amusing managers thread, here's an article about the legend that is Nigel Pearson fighting off a pack of Wild Dogs (twice).

Hands down, he would beat Dyche in a fight (who would make his usual excuse about now having as many pounds as Pearson). Now Pardew on the other hand.....
What a post!
 

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One splash from Steve Bruce would be the end of most managers.

Brentan is like Horswoggle. He'll have fun until someone crushes him.
 

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Anyone who clearly fake tans doesn't belong in this thread, please don't start bringing up Brendan, he's part of the lower managers on the list and that's the reason he bottled it last year. Do you think if Big Sam was waiting for him Gerrard would dare to have slipped.
Brendan's been as hard as anyone around, especially since he left his wife for a younger model.
 

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Got to be Sparky or Pearson. Probably Pearson because he looks like he's probably been a gang enforcer in his earlier life.
 

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Did you know the Lawfirm in the television show Suits"Pearson Hardman" was named after the showrunners watched an early Leicester game.
 

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Big Sam would win the hw division, Dyche below that, maybe Pochettino out of the smaller managers although Monk would have the best cardio.
 

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I have it on good authority that Mauricio Pochettino is a black belt in Brasilian Jiu Jitsu and the reigning Kumite champ thus one would naturally gravitate toward him.
 

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He seems less tough when you realise how freakishly similar they look.

EDIT: That's Allardyce for people who don't know.