Who is the most superior fan on RedCafe?

[dove]

It's a well known fact that the closer to Old Trafford you live the more superior fan you are. I think it's about time we find out who that number 1 is and I think it's only fair they get the "Most superior fan" award and are given the keys to run RedCafe.

Note: please use feet and miles.

 

[Shakesey]

It's a well known fact that the closer to Old Trafford you live the more superior fan you are. I think it's about time we find out who that number 1 is and I think it's only fair they get the "Most superior fan" award and are given the keys to run RedCafe.

Note: please use feet and miles.

Well, it has to be @Wumminator, of course

 

[dove]

Well, it has to be @Wumminator, of course

Overwhelming favourite of course but I feel there might be some twists and turns.

 

[Mmm-Qatarian]

I actually live in an underground burrow beneath Old Trafford, like a Hobbit. All of you are plastics in my eyes!

 

[Andycoleno9]

958 miles away. Just behind corner basically.

Have i won? Will i get new tagline if i win?

 

[Stobzilla]

No matter how far away I live from OT, it will always be me. feck the lot of ye.

 

[TsuWave]

on a 0-10 scale, I think I’m a category 7 level fan

Pretty strong, but with room to improve. Got to get me a United tatt on my calf

 

[sglowrider]

I actually live in an underground burrow beneath Old Trafford, like a Hobbit. All of you are plastics in my eyes!

 

[Jules_T]

You have it the wrong way round. The furtherest is superiorest. At 11,575 miles in NZ , I win

 

[68cob]

I live two feet from everywhere. My left foot and my right foot.

 

[sglowrider]

on a 0-10 scale, I think I’m a category 7 level fan

Pretty strong, but with room to improve. Got to get me a United tatt on my calf

That's a 3 in my books.

Tatt onto your penis. It smiles more when you are happier.

 

[TheReligion]

This is getting pathetic now. Move on.

 

[Plant0x84]

Another thread about this? Really!

 

[LordSpud]

Anyone who doesnt say @Wumminator is clearly lying.

 

[Sassy Colin]

I was born 4.9 miles from Old Trafford and 3.6 miles from Carrington.

Do I win anything?

A Kenwood Juicer or a Slam Chop would be nice

 

[tenpoless]

NLMax was the only United player poster in the history of RedCafe. So he was the most superior (because it's actually Depay)
Another posters I could think of who are related to football stars are Jeppers7 (Pogba's uncle) and Amadeus (Pochettino's mum)

So for me:
1. NLMax
2 = 3. Jeppers7 = Amadeus

 

[golden_blunder]

Stop spreading shite in the United forum. This isn’t cool