Who's going first?

[liverpoolred]

My predictions to leave old Trafford.

1. Scholes to Arsenal to partner/replace Vieira

2. Keane to Celtic/mental hospital!

3. Beckham to Roma

4. Veron back to Lazio

5. Butt to Torquay!!!

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Funny that.

 

[seba]

6. owen to lazio

 

[RedDevil_666]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>My predictions to leave old Trafford.

1. Scholes to Arsenal to partner/replace Vieira

2. Keane to Celtic/mental hospital!

3. Beckham to Roma

4. Veron back to Lazio

5. Butt to Torquay!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

Do you have nothing better to do than to come up with all these pointless crap? Do all scousers live boring and pointless lives like you?

 

[RedDevil_666]

Originally posted by seba:
<strong>6. owen to lazio</strong><hr></blockquote>

Better still:
6. Owen to United! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[RedDevil_666]

And could only manage a reserve team place.. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>

Better still:
6. Owen to United! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>

Do you have nothing better to do than to come up with all these pointless crap? Do all scousers live boring and pointless lives like you?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I was only joking....Butt to Barnet!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> I don't know if all scousers live boring and pointless lives like me, we aren't all one person!

 

[Afghan786]

Get a job Shelley!!

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>And could only manage a reserve team place.. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

You're telling me he couldn't get in ahead of the horse, the donkey, the pixie and Yorke? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> He'd even get into your defence mate!

 

[Davo]

Beckham

 

[RedDevil_666]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

You're telling me he couldn't get in ahead of the horse, the donkey, the pixie and Yorke? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> He'd even get into your defence mate! </strong><hr></blockquote>

yes, the way liverpool play the game these days, it's not surprising that all their players are just defenders in disguise.

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>

yes, the way liverpool play the game these days, it's not surprising that all their players are just defenders in disguise.</strong><hr></blockquote>

sharp! Still it's better than the way united play the game at these days!

 

[RedDevil_666]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

sharp! Still it's better than the way united play the game at these days!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, it depends on whether you are a boring geezer yourself. I'd rather see my team scoring beautiful goals!

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>

Well, it depends on whether you are a boring geezer yourself. I'd rather see my team scoring beautiful goals!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd rather see my team scoring goals!

 

[RedDevil_666]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

I'd rather see my team scoring goals! </strong><hr></blockquote>

can't blame ya.. at least you are honest. Goals for liverpool are as precious as gold these day...

 

[There's_only_1_team]

stand up if you've got a job... no, sit down liverpoolred, you've just got a stolen tele...

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by There's_only_1_team:
<strong>stand up if you've got a job... no, sit down liverpoolred, you've just got a stolen tele...</strong><hr></blockquote>

what cause I'm a scouser? Sorry mate but I'm a cockney!

 

[There's_only_1_team]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

what cause I'm a scouser? Sorry mate but I'm a cockney! </strong><hr></blockquote>

that's even worse!!!! Imagine being a cockney that supports the scum!! Oh the turmoil.

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by RedDevil_666:
<strong>

can't blame ya.. at least you are honest. Goals for liverpool are as precious as gold these day...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah I know, John Arne Riise really struggled to get his shot past Barthez. And Mickey had to leap so high to get his second in, and well he had to run at lightning pace to get away from your defenders for his first!

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by There's_only_1_team:
<strong>

that's even worse!!!! Imagine being a cockney that supports the scum!! Oh the turmoil.

</strong><hr></blockquote>

You should know, there's plenty of cockneys supporting the scum up Manchester way!

 

[buzet44]

who's going first?....er...I don't know...Owen's hamstring or Gerard's ticker...it's a tough call.

 

[Scally the Wag]

Well, that was a good natured response to a reasonable question wasn't it B?

Personally, I think it will be Alex himself, mid-season after Utd are out of the CL... And I said just the same pre-season...

No reason for him to stay by then and the PLC will be desperate to rebuild. He can't pull names now, he's going and everyone knows.

 

[Rams]

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>Well, that was a good natured response to a reasonable question wasn't it B?

Personally, I think it will be Alex himself, mid-season after Utd are out of the CL... And I said just the same pre-season...

No reason for him to saty by then and the PLC will be desperate to rebuild. He can't pull names now, he's going and everyone knows.</strong><hr></blockquote>

errrr, yeah........

slinty, and you wonder why people on ear abuse you <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Red Tide]

Originally posted by buzet44:
<strong>who's going first?....er...I don't know...Owen's hamstring or Gerard's ticker...it's a tough call.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Your a right wanker are'nt you

 

[lchk]

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>Well, that was a good natured response to a reasonable question wasn't it B?

Personally, I think it will be Alex himself, mid-season after Utd are out of the CL... And I said just the same pre-season...

No reason for him to saty by then and the PLC will be desperate to rebuild. He can't pull names now, he's going and everyone knows.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Another reason why dippers are lowering the world average iq <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

 

[Scally the Wag]

Well, now there is an interesting thought... IQs...

Actually, I really believe that as Fergy has made the call and said he will go, there is no need to keep him any longer than necessary. If the team carries on like last week, CL progress is very unlikely. The PL too... But that isn't even much of a priority after so many recent successes.

The key will be his successor - if the chosen man (woman?) becomes available earlier than May, I reckon Utd would be foolish not to take him. Why wait?

Then he will have to embark on a five-year plan or something to get things back to where they were. You are dreaming if you think the new man will not bring the proverbial broom with him.

I would expect a sale over the Summer - and the odds on Beckham going, along with Keane must be high. One is worth a fortune right now, the other has peaked.

Without the CL next year, Utd need cash to rebuild.

Liverpool took too long to do this... This was our mistake of the 90's. I'm sure Fergy would not stand in the new man's way.

Now if that's evidence of a low IQ, I confess.

 

[Solskjaer20]

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>Without the CL next year,</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> You really are clueless!

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>Now if that's evidence of a low IQ, I confess.</strong><hr></blockquote>

The above CL statement sure proves your IQ the same of United's finishing position for the past three seasons...

 

[Livvie]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

what cause I'm a scouser? Sorry mate but I'm a cockney! </strong><hr></blockquote>


And I bet you go on about non-Mancs supporting United....

 

[lchk]

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>Well, now there is an interesting thought... IQs...

Actually, I really believe that as Fergy has made the call and said he will go, there is no need to keep him any longer than necessary. If the team carries on like last week, CL progress is very unlikely. The PL too... But that isn't even much of a priority after so many recent successes.


The key will be his successor - if the chosen man (woman?) becomes available earlier than May, I reckon Utd would be foolish not to take him. Why wait?
</strong><hr></blockquote>

There's no way anyone will come in until Sir Alex officially retires from his post - if you didn't know that, you have no frigging clue about the great man

Originally posted by Scally the Wag:
<strong>
Then he will have to embark on a five-year plan or something to get things back to where they were. You are dreaming if you think the new man will not bring the proverbial broom with him.

I would expect a sale over the Summer - and the odds on Beckham going, along with Keane must be high. One is worth a fortune right now, the other has peaked.

Without the CL next year, Utd need cash to rebuild.

Liverpool took too long to do this... This was our mistake of the 90's. I'm sure Fergy would not stand in the new man's way.

Now if that's evidence of a low IQ, I confess.</strong><hr></blockquote>

The CL statement makes you look a right moron.
Any more pearls of wisdom, dipper?
<img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Red Pat]

Marvelous crack!
Keep it up Lads! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
Did I say crack- I meant crap!
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Pali]

Heskey to bournemouth I heard that there looking for new donkeys at the seaside
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[closie]

Ichk Your a Nob Who has no respect for the greatest manager to ever walk this planet.

Paisley and Shankly wouldnt be fit to deliver the mans paper in the morning.

 

[thumper]

A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse
when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,

'That's a docile old thing isn't it?'

'No way', said the keeper, 'its the most ferocious beast in thezoo.'

'Why just an hour ago it dragged a Liverpool Fan into the cage and
completely devoured him.'

'Hardly seems possible' said the astonished visitor, 'why is it lying
there licking its arse?'

'The poor thing is trying get the taste out of its mouth.' <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Scally the Wag]

A totally relevant post of course...


As for Fergy...

The premise above was that if the CL was out of sight for next season, Fergy would not stand in someone else's way. Why should he, he's got nothing to prove - he's done most things in football and will retire as a legend regardless of this season. I can't see him deliberately sticking around if the team is out of Europe, out of the FA up and lingering around 8th or 9th in the PL...

And I can't see the PLC wanting him to stick around if the new man is available.

The bit you obviously don't like is the suggestion that Utd might even struggle for a Uefa Cup place next year...

Well, on recent form, that would be just about right. Been to the bookie recently? The odds have been changed quite considerably on Utd winning anything. So, if I've got a low IQ, at least I'm in company with the professionals...

Why don't you stick your necks out and tell us all exactly where Utd will be in the PL on January 1st 2002...

What you are going to find out now is that the little teams will start to have a go at you and there are likely to be one or two more Bolton's on the way... That's the way it is when the empire crumbles.

We've seen it happen to us...

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by Livvie20:
<strong>


And I bet you go on about non-Mancs supporting United....</strong><hr></blockquote>

I do but my dad's a socuser, his dad's a scouser, his dad's dad's a scouser, his mum's a scouser, I've got scouse cousins, uncle's, aunts, 2nd cousins, 3rd cousins, great uncles, great aunts the list is endless! So I've got a reason to support the reds! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[liverpoolred]

Originally posted by thumper:
<strong>A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse
when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,

'That's a docile old thing isn't it?'

'No way', said the keeper, 'its the most ferocious beast in thezoo.'

'Why just an hour ago it dragged a Liverpool Fan into the cage and
completely devoured him.'

'Hardly seems possible' said the astonished visitor, 'why is it lying
there licking its arse?'

'The poor thing is trying get the taste out of its mouth.' <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Heard it, it's a bit old now! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Livvie]

Originally posted by liverpoolred:
<strong>

I do but my dad's a socuser, his dad's a scouser, his dad's dad's a scouser, his mum's a scouser, I've got scouse cousins, uncle's, aunts, 2nd cousins, 3rd cousins, great uncles, great aunts the list is endless! So I've got a reason to support the reds! <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

And does that apply to all those on KT who don't come from Liverpool - of which there are as many as there are non-Mancs on here.

Or is it a case of good reasons for Scousers, but glory-seeking for Mancs.

 

[laura]

Becks`s not goin` anywhere!!!!!!!!!

 

[henrik.is.king]

Originally posted by laura:
<strong>Becks`s not goin` anywhere!!!!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Becks is going to Dunfermilne FC.