Americano
Make America Great Again!
Am I doing this right? Anyway, here in the US we have to suffer through Ray Hudson and The Other Guy Not Named Ray Hudson announcing La Liga matches. They do a studio voiceover on the standard definition match feed. You can sort of enjoy the matches, but you know it would be better without the condom.
For the uninitiated, every time Barcelona scores, Ray's eyes roll back in his head and he delivers some surrealistic pseudo-poetry to describe Messi's goal/assist and talents. The Other Guy keeps quiet and lets Ray do his Jim Morrison impression while I hit the mute button. It goes on longer than a John Bonham drum solo.
Today, Ray dropped a classic. Messi is the "pen in the hole, he sticks it in". I guess he means that Messi is like a cosmic dildo pounding on the oppposition goal or maybe even life itself, but your interpretations are welcome.
The full transcription, as much as I can decipher. Watch the video here. Maybe someone knows how to embed it.
For the uninitiated, every time Barcelona scores, Ray's eyes roll back in his head and he delivers some surrealistic pseudo-poetry to describe Messi's goal/assist and talents. The Other Guy keeps quiet and lets Ray do his Jim Morrison impression while I hit the mute button. It goes on longer than a John Bonham drum solo.
Today, Ray dropped a classic. Messi is the "pen in the hole, he sticks it in". I guess he means that Messi is like a cosmic dildo pounding on the oppposition goal or maybe even life itself, but your interpretations are welcome.
The full transcription, as much as I can decipher. Watch the video here. Maybe someone knows how to embed it.
Shhhpirring the football again...
And the pen in the hole is Messi. He sticks it in and this is again
A circle within a spiral
From Barcelona
A wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
The ever spinning reel
Of Barcelona football
Everybody's gettin' in on the act
It's unstoppable, intricate, surgical football
First domino pushed by the number ten
With a ten pass right in the stripe of Jordi Alba
Suarez could have finished it off
He hears the Brazilian saying 'Suarezito, leave it"
"ok Amigo"
Golazo. Team golazo azo azo. Wonderful
Espanyol dismantled like a Lego set.
By pure brilliant teamwork.