I was hoping since a croissant was cast in a role, I would be able to get away with itSorry I hadn't realised Peter Crouch and Nacho Monorail were actors. Well in that case it doesn't defeat the whole object of the thread.
Your Football Film/Series (Cause people like to f**k up my threads)
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Film Name: The hairspray strikes back
Genre: Musical
Synopsis: David, a once successful band manager for 10 years on a 'goodison' level was finally offered the opportunity to show his worth in the 'Theatre of dreams'. However his lack of direction and band members let him down. Now aspiring to be more like Boyzone, Moyes and his newly recruited boys are looking to bounce back. Only there is one man in there way!
Cast:
Gary Sinise as David Moyes
Screech (Saved by the bell) as Marouane Fellani
Sideshow Bob as David Luiz
Kesha as El Shaarawy
Hiroyuki Sanada as Sinji Kagawa
Shirley off EastEnders as Robbie Savage
Will Smith as Wilfred Zaha
Owen Wilson as Lauren Moyes
Genre: Musical
Synopsis: David, a once successful band manager for 10 years on a 'goodison' level was finally offered the opportunity to show his worth in the 'Theatre of dreams'. However his lack of direction and band members let him down. Now aspiring to be more like Boyzone, Moyes and his newly recruited boys are looking to bounce back. Only there is one man in there way!
Cast:
Gary Sinise as David Moyes
Screech (Saved by the bell) as Marouane Fellani
Sideshow Bob as David Luiz
Kesha as El Shaarawy
Hiroyuki Sanada as Sinji Kagawa
Shirley off EastEnders as Robbie Savage
Will Smith as Wilfred Zaha
Owen Wilson as Lauren Moyes
Film Title: Balon D'uke
Genre: Period drama
Synopsis: There are no wealthier dukes in the entire country. Yet for Earl's Lionel and Cristiano that just isn't enough. Both need to be the richest, most famous in the land and year after year they better each other. But now there are two young dukes with the potential to knock them off the top. Can they be held back?
Cast:
Rylan Clark as Earl Cristiano
Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Earl Lionel
Jaden Smith as the young Duke Neymar
And Lee Evans as the young Duke Gareth
Genre: Period drama
Synopsis: There are no wealthier dukes in the entire country. Yet for Earl's Lionel and Cristiano that just isn't enough. Both need to be the richest, most famous in the land and year after year they better each other. But now there are two young dukes with the potential to knock them off the top. Can they be held back?
Cast:
Rylan Clark as Earl Cristiano
Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Earl Lionel
Jaden Smith as the young Duke Neymar
And Lee Evans as the young Duke Gareth
2 belters. Great shout for Moyes.Is anyone else reading these cast lists as though they were being read out by mockney?
At least I think that was mockney
At least I think that was mockney
Cannot let this thread for, it has too much potential for hilarity!
Film Name: Castaway
Genre: Drama/slapstick comedy
Synopsis: The successful business man, Per, boards a chopper to go and see his latest big client, an oil drilling company. With a course plotted for their newest oil rig everything seems fine until the pilot loses control of the chopper and they plummet into the sea. Per washes up on the shore of a remote island only inhabited by wildlife, or so he thinks...
Cast:
Neil Patrick Harris as Per Mertesacker
Maagge as Per Mertesacker a few months after the crash
Plank as Wilson
Ryan Gosling as Plank
Riff Raff as The Hermit
Genre: Drama/slapstick comedy
Synopsis: The successful business man, Per, boards a chopper to go and see his latest big client, an oil drilling company. With a course plotted for their newest oil rig everything seems fine until the pilot loses control of the chopper and they plummet into the sea. Per washes up on the shore of a remote island only inhabited by wildlife, or so he thinks...
Cast:
Neil Patrick Harris as Per Mertesacker
Maagge as Per Mertesacker a few months after the crash
Plank as Wilson
Ryan Gosling as Plank
Riff Raff as The Hermit
Film Name: Hairboys
Genre: Thriller/Superheroes
Synopsis: Woy's Superheroes are more concerned with their hair than fighting national crime.
"Like Hellboy, just lots of them and a lot more pathetic."
Cast:
David Wenham as Adam Lallana
Alison Dean as Raheem Sterling (nothing original I know)
Leonardo Di Caprio as Jack Wilshere
Drake Bell as Leighton Baines
Genre: Thriller/Superheroes
Synopsis: Woy's Superheroes are more concerned with their hair than fighting national crime.
"Like Hellboy, just lots of them and a lot more pathetic."
Cast:
David Wenham as Adam Lallana
Alison Dean as Raheem Sterling (nothing original I know)
Leonardo Di Caprio as Jack Wilshere
Drake Bell as Leighton Baines
Film: Face/Off(side)
Genre: Action thriller
Synopsis: In order to fool the opposition, United striker Chicharito undergoes a face transplant to assume the identity of the Arsenal keeper, but his plan is foiled when Sczescny has the same idea. Wayne Rooney finds himself angry and confused yet again.
Don Harvey as Wojciech Szczesny
Edward Furlong as Javier Hernandez
Devon Murray as Wayne Rooney
Cam Gigandet as Lukas Podolski
Genre: Action thriller
Synopsis: In order to fool the opposition, United striker Chicharito undergoes a face transplant to assume the identity of the Arsenal keeper, but his plan is foiled when Sczescny has the same idea. Wayne Rooney finds himself angry and confused yet again.
Don Harvey as Wojciech Szczesny
Edward Furlong as Javier Hernandez
Devon Murray as Wayne Rooney
Cam Gigandet as Lukas Podolski
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The synopsis is just sickFilm: Face/Off(side)
Genre: Action thriller
Synopsis: In order to fool the opposition, United striker Chicharito undergoes a face transplant to assume the identity of the Arsenal keeper, but his plan is foiled when Sczescny has the same idea. Wayne Rooney finds himself angry and confused yet again.
Don Harvey as Wojciech Szczesny
Edward Furlong as Javier Hernandez
Devon Murray as Wayne Rooney
Cam Gigandet as Lukas Podolski
BrilliantThere is a Russian actor who exactly looks like Sczescny - and he has that incredibly smart/witty look*, just like Wojciech, something that Don Harvey doesn't possess, in my opinion. He is also pretty bad at what he does, another similarity here.
*not actually
Film: Goal-Line
Genre: Sci-Fi
Synopsis: In a world where technology is slowly taking over, one man stands against the machine.
Timothy Spall as Jonathan Pearce.
Andy Serkis as Martin Keown (obviously doing one of his Gollum/King Kong style CGI roles)
Shia Labeouf as Karim Benzema
Genre: Sci-Fi
Synopsis: In a world where technology is slowly taking over, one man stands against the machine.
Timothy Spall as Jonathan Pearce.
Andy Serkis as Martin Keown (obviously doing one of his Gollum/King Kong style CGI roles)
Shia Labeouf as Karim Benzema
I blame this one on Leighton Baines...
Series Name: Game of Footballers
Genre: Drama
Synopsis: HBO decide actors are overrated and replace them with footballers (many also overrated).
Cast:
*Warning: Fairly lengthy cast
Nicklas Bendtner as Jamie Lannister
Paul McShane as Joffrey Baratheon
Giovanni Trappattoni as Tywin Lannister
Franck Ribery as Tyrion Lannister
Edinson Cavani as Shae
Joey Barton as Bronn
Roy Keane as Robert Baratheon
David Beckham as Cersei Lannister
Leighton Baines as Bran Stark
Owen Hargreaves as Robb Stark (also as Jon Snow)
Dani Osvaldo as Khal Drogo
Robbie Savage as Daenarys Targaryen
Series Name: Game of Footballers
Genre: Drama
Synopsis: HBO decide actors are overrated and replace them with footballers (many also overrated).
Cast:
*Warning: Fairly lengthy cast
Nicklas Bendtner as Jamie Lannister
Paul McShane as Joffrey Baratheon
Giovanni Trappattoni as Tywin Lannister
Franck Ribery as Tyrion Lannister
Edinson Cavani as Shae
Joey Barton as Bronn
Roy Keane as Robert Baratheon
David Beckham as Cersei Lannister
Leighton Baines as Bran Stark
Owen Hargreaves as Robb Stark (also as Jon Snow)
Dani Osvaldo as Khal Drogo
Robbie Savage as Daenarys Targaryen
The oddball that is Martin Keown is perfect for Andy Serkis.Through a Glass Darkly
Murder Mystery
The story of two investigators attempting to solve a violent murder in North London. The investigation is hampered because there was only one witness; a businessman with a steady job, voyeuristic tendencies and an affinity for young French talents, Arsene. Though the crime was committed literally in front of Arsene's eyes, so close in fact that his shoes were covered in blood, he has no recollection of the murder. The investigators struggle to understand whether the witness' non-committal and vague answers to relatively straight forward questions like, "what did you see happen?" are deliberate ploys to obstruct the legal process or the ramblings of a man turned senile by years of heartache and defeat.
Tagline: "I did not see it"
Joey Barton as Detective Frank Friedrich Aristotle, they call him "Nietz" (Joey choose the name)
Ryan Giggs as Detective Paul Wilson
I figure they work like Rust and Marty type duo
One, the odd detective who likes to (think he can actually) discuss philosophy, the other a "family man" leading a unsavory second life
Principle Skinner as Arsene
Jayne Lynch almost got the part, but the ability of Skinner to look disheveled and downtrodden really let him highlight the core that is "Arsene"
Murder Mystery
The story of two investigators attempting to solve a violent murder in North London. The investigation is hampered because there was only one witness; a businessman with a steady job, voyeuristic tendencies and an affinity for young French talents, Arsene. Though the crime was committed literally in front of Arsene's eyes, so close in fact that his shoes were covered in blood, he has no recollection of the murder. The investigators struggle to understand whether the witness' non-committal and vague answers to relatively straight forward questions like, "what did you see happen?" are deliberate ploys to obstruct the legal process or the ramblings of a man turned senile by years of heartache and defeat.
Tagline: "I did not see it"
Joey Barton as Detective Frank Friedrich Aristotle, they call him "Nietz" (Joey choose the name)
Ryan Giggs as Detective Paul Wilson
I figure they work like Rust and Marty type duo
One, the odd detective who likes to (think he can actually) discuss philosophy, the other a "family man" leading a unsavory second life
Principle Skinner as Arsene
Jayne Lynch almost got the part, but the ability of Skinner to look disheveled and downtrodden really let him highlight the core that is "Arsene"
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Where's the cast dammit!