Your manifesto to buy Manchester United

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Snitch
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1. Buy Mbappe
2. Buy the next Messi
3. Redevelop Old Trafford so that all seats have cup holders

What would your 3 key big ticket items be in the bid to own United?
 
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1. Buy Mbappe
2. Buy the next Messi
3. Redevelop Old Trafford so that all seats have cup holders

What would your 3 key big ticket items be in the bid to own United?
1. Clear the debt
2. Redevelop Old Trafford
3. All players contracts heavily biased towards pay to play, no more sick notes sucking up millions in wages.
 

Orange Tree

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1. Invest in club's infrastructure
2. Invest in academy
3. Support the manager
 

ZupZup

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New ground adjacent to Old Trafford.
Revamp the training ground to make it the best in the world.
Clear the debt.
 

MancunianAngels

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1. Regular communication with fans.
2. Commitment to play 1 or 2 pre season games in local area
3. Make all Stretford End tier 1 have safe standing
 

JustKatie

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1. Sell ETH
2. Sack Rashford.
3. Invest in high risk stocks.

Am I doing this right?
 

Solius

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1. Only buy alliterative players. Diogo Dalot and Wout Weghorst can stay. Getting Pedro Porro from Spurs might be tough, Connor Coady a bit easier.

2. Fred must play every game but each one in a different position.

3.boue
 

RedBanker

I love you Ole
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1. Don't be in debt.
2. Invest in youth
3. Get the best pros in to support ETH.
4. Revamp stadium and facilities, especially the tiles of the jacuzzi.
 

JJ12

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Clear debt

Improve all infrastructure

Restructure scouting network and build links with feeder clubs

Clear the likes of Maguire, McTominay, etc

One big summer window signing CM, Striker and other holes including squad depth to replace those ousted

Steady stream of funds every window, don’t need to spend obscene money year in year out
 

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Snitch
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I also propose a new mascot. Fred the Red hasn't moved with the times.

Instead what we'll have is the XG Bee. Who'll stand the entire game holding up the real time XG score for all fans to read
 

Telsim

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1. Know how to run a football club. Failing that, appoint people who do.
2. Invest money.
 

bond19821982

Last Man Standing champion 2019/20
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Clear debt and that's more than enough for us. We are a self sustained club with enough revenue . All we need is a right leadership who can help reinvest the revenue in an effective way.
 

evil_geko

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More Lukakus, Matics and Maguire's :drool:

That's what we need lads. Just didn't have enough of them
If manager thinks he needs them, I am for it, Football Manager merchants and their Mbappe's...
 

Jimble

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1. Declare that I will never buy Mbappe
2. Find the new Casemiro and buy him
3. Build New Trafford - Some absolutely mad, state of the art, best in the world stadium
 

DJ_21

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Invest in OT. Have owners that show up at games and interact with fans. Clear the debt. Perhaps hand out freebies to fans every now and then. Improve the training facilities. Give a decent budget for transfers and 100% support the manager and team.
 

Adebisi's Hat

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who do you feckin think ?
Put in seats that you can take a piss in without getting up. Also drones to bring snacks to same said seat. I'm all for keeping it classy lads.
 

DutchSerb

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1. Clear debt
2. Renovate OT/Upgrade infrastructure
3. Gift ETH one of those robes Messi wore after the final so he can wear it after we spank Newcastle in the final
 

wolvored

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Clear Debt and anything else lingering like transfer fees
New 100k+ stadium
Drastically improve the young player scouting so TH has some 18-21 players to pick from. We are already good with the kid scouting.