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The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Worst Poster is yet to be announced isn't it?
all you have left to do now is to finish your Top100.Thanks for the votes, folks. Although in reality it means that I'm ready for the Traveller's yard.
Some.
Thanks and everything, but it's not the same coming from you, Steve. Having you say it is like when your mum tells you you're the coolest boy in town. I want the cool boys in town to say I'm the coolest boy in town!Bloody great posters both.
It's already been done. Kelvin won it.
Aye, it will be done, sir.
Funniest Poster Of The Year 2011
The winner of this award is a previous winner having been voted Funniest Poster in some year I can’t be arsed looking up. He has a quick wit and a seemingly endless repertoire of cock jokes. The newbs are currently benefitting from his willingness to share mickey-based fun with them and I know that he’d fully agree with me when I say that he just wishes he had more time to give people the fruits of his dick-obsessed mind. But it’s not only cocks that he’s interested in talking about. He’s more than willing to discuss the work of Sartre, the ongoing discoveries being made in string theory and whether or not Dale Winton likes to be the postman or the letterbox. He’s a renaissance man, much like Danny DeVito, except not as conventionally attractive.
For those reasons, and so many more, this year’s winner of the Funniest Poster award is no other than cnut licking, dick licking, asshole rimming downright sexual deviant and recent modroom fluffer, rimaldo. rimmy is like an Espada, but for adults.
We love you, man.
The winner of this award is a previous winner having been voted Funniest Poster in some year I can’t be arsed looking up. He has a quick wit and a seemingly endless repertoire of cock jokes. The newbs are currently benefitting from his willingness to share mickey-based fun with them and I know that he’d fully agree with me when I say that he just wishes he had more time to give people the fruits of his dick-obsessed mind. But it’s not only cocks that he’s interested in talking about. He’s more than willing to discuss the work of Sartre, the ongoing discoveries being made in string theory and whether or not Dale Winton likes to be the postman or the letterbox. He’s a renaissance man, much like Danny DeVito, except not as conventionally attractive.
For those reasons, and so many more, this year’s winner of the Funniest Poster award is no other than cnut licking, dick licking, asshole rimming downright sexual deviant and recent modroom fluffer, rimaldo. rimmy is like an Espada, but for adults.
We love you, man.
Top man rim'. He's a special, special man.
That's it - you're not going out 'til you've tidied your room.
Funniest poster I think. rimaldo will have that in the bag.
Well done rimmy. Always makes me laugh.
Aye, so he did.
a long deserved one for spoons.
17/71 for rimaldo. SteveJ with 8 and Hectic with 7 to round out the top 3.
I think he'll do a great job. Has got a good turnout too - 22 playing.
And that leaves best poster...
You should probably run to the bathroom?
Congrats rimaldo, well deserved again.
Lenny gif
Have the speech ready
I love rim(aldo).
Not really, always expected SteveJ to take him that award. But you've improved massively since you got promoted though.
The Best Poster Award 2011
And now it’s time for the one you’ve all been waiting for, the award for Best Poster. This year the same person has won both the best Poster Award and the award for Most Improved, so we’ll chuck them together in the interests of me not having to do any more work than the bare minimum.
He’s been a winner in the past and he’s just pipped Hectic to the post this year. Given that he’s also won Most Improved Poster I can only assume he was awful in 2010. Or at least that he fell below his usual high standards, though that’s less dramatic and gives me less scope to slag him off. But I think for most people on the site he’s one of the people who, when they see his name in the last poster column they usually click on it.
In the last year a lot of his posts that I’ve noticed haven’t been in the football forums – though that’s not to say that he hasn’t been excellent there too – but in the Current Events forum where he has shown a consistent ability to know which Korea is the bad one and why bombing the bollocks off tiny countries isn’t cool. He’s also a keen student of history and never misses an opportunity to discuss the genesis of Nazi Germany.
He’s a lyrical gangsta, he’s got a dirty wall and he’s your Poster of the Year....Mockney
And now it’s time for the one you’ve all been waiting for, the award for Best Poster. This year the same person has won both the best Poster Award and the award for Most Improved, so we’ll chuck them together in the interests of me not having to do any more work than the bare minimum.
He’s been a winner in the past and he’s just pipped Hectic to the post this year. Given that he’s also won Most Improved Poster I can only assume he was awful in 2010. Or at least that he fell below his usual high standards, though that’s less dramatic and gives me less scope to slag him off. But I think for most people on the site he’s one of the people who, when they see his name in the last poster column they usually click on it.
In the last year a lot of his posts that I’ve noticed haven’t been in the football forums – though that’s not to say that he hasn’t been excellent there too – but in the Current Events forum where he has shown a consistent ability to know which Korea is the bad one and why bombing the bollocks off tiny countries isn’t cool. He’s also a keen student of history and never misses an opportunity to discuss the genesis of Nazi Germany.
He’s a lyrical gangsta, he’s got a dirty wall and he’s your Poster of the Year....Mockney
It's locked. solvista is in there washing his mouth out.,
Congrats Mockney.
Well done Mockney, well deserved. That 'Shame on a Negrito' parody is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, I doff my cap to you good sir.
I take solace in this comment
Well done Mockney.
And the rest. Also, feck you all.
And the rest. Also, feck you all.
Well in Mockers.
It's nothing but a popularity cotest around here....
All done finally.
Well done mockney.
Well done Mockney.
Does he get his golden muppet back now?
That's pretty much how I feel too. Except the "well done" bit.
Does he get his avatar back now?
Spelt my name wrong lads...