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Suarez bites | "sorry for falling into him and biting him and that"

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We heard the same rhetoric from Suarez Lawyers in the run up to his racism charges.

That 'solid defence' turned out to be utter bollocks too.
 

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Suarez lawyer, Uruguay FA board member Alejandro Balbi, on #URU radio:

"We don't have any doubts that this has happened because it's Suarez and secondly because Italy was eliminated,
"There's a lot of pressure from England and Italy. We're polishing off a defence argument."
"There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we're convinced that it was an absolutely
casual play
, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suarez can show a bruised and almost shut eye."
"You shouldn't forget that we're rivals of many and we can be for the organiser (hosts Brazil) in the future.
"This does not go against what might have happened, but there's no doubt that Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many."
"We're going to use all the arguments possible so that Luis gets out in the best possible way."

all via. https://twitter.com/Masters_JamesD

(Bolding is mine, because that's just hilarious)
Alejandro Balbi, member of a club Paranoia..

Casual play? Almost shut eye... My god... This can't be real.. And they have a bit too high picture of themselves, all world is out to get them, especially the hosts..
 

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Suarez lawyer, Uruguay FA board member Alejandro Balbi, on #URU radio:

"We don't have any doubts that this has happened because it's Suarez and secondly because Italy was eliminated,
"There's a lot of pressure from England and Italy. We're polishing off a defence argument."
"There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we're convinced that it was an absolutely
casual play
, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suarez can show a bruised and almost shut eye."
"You shouldn't forget that we're rivals of many and we can be for the organiser (hosts Brazil) in the future.
"This does not go against what might have happened, but there's no doubt that Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many."
"We're going to use all the arguments possible so that Luis gets out in the best possible way."

all via. https://twitter.com/Masters_JamesD

(Bolding is mine, because that's just hilarious)
:lol: They live in a cuckoo land if they think they stand any chance against Brazil. They're lucky to have progressed from their group. Barely scrapped a win against disillusioned England, farced their win against Italy and lost convincingly to Costa Rica.
 

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That sort of attitude should see them right. What could possibly go wrong?
 

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He will get a 6 game ban from internationals. This talk of a domestic ban is far fetched.
 

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"You're all a bunch of f*cking assholes who are just making this up because you're scared of us."


I wonder how much his lawyer charges?
 

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Suarez lawyer, Uruguay FA board member Alejandro Balbi, on #URU radio:

"We don't have any doubts that this has happened because it's Suarez and secondly because Italy was eliminated,
"There's a lot of pressure from England and Italy. We're polishing off a defence argument."
"There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we're convinced that it was an absolutely
casual play
, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suarez can show a bruised and almost shut eye."
"You shouldn't forget that we're rivals of many and we can be for the organiser (hosts Brazil) in the future.
"This does not go against what might have happened, but there's no doubt that Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many."
"We're going to use all the arguments possible so that Luis gets out in the best possible way."

all via. https://twitter.com/Masters_JamesD

(Bolding is mine, because that's just hilarious)
Words fail me.
 

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potentially another angle here:

Suarez is sponsered by Adidas
World cup 2014 is sponsored by Adidas

Conflict of interest for FIFA?
That's the only angle FIFA is worrying about right now, that's for sure.
 

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He will get a 6 game ban from internationals. This talk of a domestic ban is far fetched.
Perhaps, people are actually being wishful while demanding a domestic ban.

But only 6 games for country? After 7 for Ajax and 10 for Liverpool for the same offence? The ban HAS to be greater than 10 games, for sure.
 

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So that lawyer's logic is: Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many, and Suarez maybe bit Chielini casually but Chielini, the bastard, almost made Suarez blind on one eye.. So Suarez isnt guilty... Mental..
And the best part is Brasil is afraid of them, is if they'll beat Colombia without making a sweat..
 

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When he receives his ban he will no doubt "retire" from International football in protest at this horrendous witchhunt.
 

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Perhaps, people are actually being wishful while demanding a domestic ban.

But only 6 games for country? After 7 for Ajax and 10 for Liverpool for the same offence? The ban HAS to be greater than 10 games, for sure.
Intl ban will last longer due to playing less internationals. Domestic bans last months.

You cannot bring Rio situation into this as WADA and the UKADA were all over it and FA made it a ridiculous ban.

Suarez will get off lightly.
 

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So that lawyer's logic is: Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many, and Suarez maybe bit Chielini casually but Chielini, the bastard, almost made Suarez blind on one eye.. So Suarez isnt guilty... Mental..
And the best part is Brasil is afraid of them, is if they'll beat Colombia without making a sweat..
As all Liars/Lawyers he is conflating the incident and denying it in the same breath. I wouldn't expect anything less from a Liar.
 

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I disagree that Suarez has a psychological disorder (although he should get help), me personally, I think all of his actions so far that have been deliberate and controlled. He knows exactly what he's doing - it always happens when either his team's in trouble, or when he's being snuffed out of the game by a good defender. Each time he's been caught biting (and I emphasize the word 'caught' because I have little doubt that he's done it more than 3 times, but that it's either gone unnoticed, or there's been no conclusive proof), it's clearly been done to get a reaction from the defender, after which Suarez throws himself to the ground, feigns injury, and claims he's been elbowed. There's nothing uncontrolled about that. Also, with his other nasty fouls (which is a compilation video on youtube), he always looks to see where the ref is/that he's looking the other way, before he stamps on a player's foot/ankle, or rakes his studs down a player's calf. Instantly, up go his hands and his face contorts into a 'shock/horror' expression, as he pleads innocence/accident. And it's the same thing every time. There's nothing uncontrolled about that, either. I hope that FIFA will throw him out of the World Cup immediately, because I seriously doubt that the Uruguay NT coach, or their FA will have the honesty, or courage to do it themselves (because with him gone, so goes any chance they have of winning the thing). I hope that the UK media now hounds him out of the country, and that the refs do their bit by consistently punishing him. He should be under total scrutiny. Now I'm just waiting for a statement from the Liverpool camp which
 

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Cantona was banned for eight months worldwide for something that while inexcusable was at least a human action. A dog that bites someone a third time after being punished the first two time is normally put down. And it is in a dogs nature to bite as opposed to a humans. If Suarez doesn't learn this after being punished twice, he will not learn it after a third time. He clearly isn't able to think straight. He should be sent to a psychiatrist, only being allowed to play once he is psychologycally stable. His ban should be a minimum of one year long with the addition that Liverpool can terminate the contract with him if they want to.
 

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4 games?

You must be kidding..

And oh poor Tabarez needing to answer why has his main man bitten another player instead talking about all that great football we saw last night..
You really really don't understand what little he had to work with in 2006. Where he has got us is a great achievement. Sorry it doesn't meet your tikitaka-meter, but it's what we can serve.

No, that Ghana press conference should have been a bit more about the enirety of the game, the achievement and the game to look forward to and not completely derailed by people screaming murder at the handball incident, as if the red and suspension for the next semi wasn't a huge punishment to pay for a non-existent free kick followed by two offsides before the handball.

Of course he will be pissed off when, after beating both England and Italy, against the odds, the first three questions he gets are in English and banging on about Suarez, again.

Get some perspective FFS, we have less than half the population of London, I can understand the man for being unhappy. You watch Brazilian TV here and they all find time for Suarez but also to repeat, endlessly, how shocking it is that a small country like that keeps getting itself in the mix and punching above their weight. That's a bit more balanced and fair, don't you think? It's not like it isn't a team sport and, frankly, it wasn't Suarez winning that yesterday, there were at least 4-5 players who played better than him.
 

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Cantona was banned for eight months worldwide for something that while inexcusable was at least a human action. A dog that bites someone a third time after being punished the first two time is normally put down. And it is in a dogs nature to bite as opposed to a humans. If Suarez doesn't learn this after being punished twice, he will not learn it after a third time. He clearly isn't able to think straight. He should be sent to a psychiatrist, only being allowed to play once he is psychologycally stable. His ban should be a minimum of one year long with the addition that Liverpool can terminate the contract with him if they want to.
And you are the one who doesn't want any more World Cups in South America, right?

OK, I see where you are coming from.
 

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Cantona was banned for eight months worldwide for something that while inexcusable was at least a human action. A dog that bites someone a third time after being punished the first two time is normally put down. And it is in a dogs nature to bite as opposed to a humans. If Suarez doesn't learn this after being punished twice, he will not learn it after a third time. He clearly isn't able to think straight. He should be sent to a psychiatrist, only being allowed to play once he is psychologycally stable. His ban should be a minimum of one year long with the addition that Liverpool can terminate the contract with him if they want to.
What Cantona did was much worse.
 

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I disagree that Suarez has a psychological disorder (although he should get help), me personally, I think all of his actions so far that have been deliberate and controlled. He knows exactly what he's doing - it always happens when either his team's in trouble, or when he's being snuffed out of the game by a good defender. Each time he's been caught biting (and I emphasize the word 'caught' because I have little doubt that he's done it more than 3 times, but that it's either gone unnoticed, or there's been no conclusive proof), it's clearly been done to get a reaction from the defender, after which Suarez throws himself to the ground, feigns injury, and claims he's been elbowed. There's nothing uncontrolled about that. Also, with his other nasty fouls (which is a compilation video on youtube), he always looks to see where the ref is/that he's looking the other way, before he stamps on a player's foot/ankle, or rakes his studs down a player's calf. Instantly, up go his hands and his face contorts into a 'shock/horror' expression, as he pleads innocence/accident. And it's the same thing every time. There's nothing uncontrolled about that, either. I hope that FIFA will throw him out of the World Cup immediately, because I seriously doubt that the Uruguay NT coach, or their FA will have the honesty, or courage to do it themselves (because with him gone, so goes any chance they have of winning the thing). I hope that the UK media now hounds him out of the country, and that the refs do their bit by consistently punishing him. He should be under total scrutiny. Now I'm just waiting for a statement from the Liverpool camp which
In fairness he caught a bit of an elbow yesterday but considering that he'd just bit the fella, the elbow was certainly derserved.
 

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Suarez lawyer, Uruguay FA board member Alejandro Balbi, on #URU radio:

"We don't have any doubts that this has happened because it's Suarez and secondly because Italy was eliminated,
"There's a lot of pressure from England and Italy. We're polishing off a defence argument."
"There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we're convinced that it was an absolutely
casual play
, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suarez can show a bruised and almost shut eye."
"You shouldn't forget that we're rivals of many and we can be for the organiser (hosts Brazil) in the future.
"This does not go against what might have happened, but there's no doubt that Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many."
"We're going to use all the arguments possible so that Luis gets out in the best possible way."

all via. https://twitter.com/Masters_JamesD

(Bolding is mine, because that's just hilarious)
We are so fecked it's unreal. This chap was taken off the plane I was flying to Natal in. His seat had been double-booked somehow and his powers of argumentation went as far as him walking off the plane in ten minutes and the entire thing taking half an hour before we finally took off. Without him.
 

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We are so fecked it's unreal. This chap was taken off the plane I was flying to Natal in. His seat had been double-booked somehow and his powers of argumentation went as far as him walking off the plane in ten minutes and the entire thing taking half an hour before we finally took off. Without him.
:lol:
 

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And you are the one who doesn't want any more World Cups in South America, right?

OK, I see where you are coming from.
Did I ever say that? No, I didn't. Read the thread before making any assumptions. It was a fair questions that needs to be asked. Can't believe people on here most of the time, probably the most unfriendly football forum I have come across yet.

@louvega I agree. But he only did it once. That's the nature of every intelligent animal. Make a mistake - get punished - don't do it again. Suarez doesn't agree with that though.
 

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So that lawyer's logic is: Suarez is a rock in the shoe for many, and Suarez maybe bit Chielini casually but Chielini, the bastard, almost made Suarez blind on one eye.. So Suarez isnt guilty... Mental..
And the best part is Brasil is afraid of them, is if they'll beat Colombia without making a sweat..
Brazil is afraid of us, they always are. We've beaten them with far worse teams.

You clearly haven't been to Brazil, or their Football Museum in SP. Well worth a visit, you will walk out and realise they are paranoid about two things: Uruguay and the French. The latter is more a cultured observation but they consider them their permanent bogey team while Uruguay is the one that captures the imagination of the masses (where the players emerge from).

The argument is flawed, mind :lol: