It’s pretty easy to hold your own in a football scuffle as neither of them would be willing to throw a punch. It’s just pushing and looking angry most of the time.
Troy "Cojones" Deeney & Allen incident
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Is it bad that i thought the title was 'Alien incident' since Troy Deeney looks like an alien?
Are they kissing or what?
Always reminds me of.
To be fair it's Allen that initiates the squaring up and the aggressiveness, Deeney just controls the situation and makes Allen look like an idiot. Fair play 
A footballer with the ability to destroy someone! Only in their own little worlds is something like that possible, gentle little flowers that they are!
Hilarious title!
So this explains how footballers get their footballing middle names. Still can't find how Gerrard got the "me". Selfishness?
So this explains how footballers get their footballing middle names. Still can't find how Gerrard got the "me". Selfishness?
What makes it better is Fabiano was Brazil’s number 9 at the time and a fairly in demand striker.Wtf
It's this shit that gives football a bad name.... if your going to take a swing at least close your fist!
Prison clearly doesnt reform everyone. This cnut is a great example.
Awful Paso Doble .....I'll give it 4 out of 10
Really does!Always reminds me of.
This guy who hasn’t reoffended and worked his balls off to establish a lucrative career playing elite professionals sports as Watford’s club captain?
He’s a great example of the effectiveness of reform, if anything.
Someone updated Deeney's page on Wiki:
On 25 June 2012, Deeney was sentenced to ten months' imprisonment for kicking a man in the head during a brawl and repeatedly bummed in prison
On 25 June 2012, Deeney was sentenced to ten months' imprisonment for kicking a man in the head during a brawl and repeatedly bummed in prison
So much money and he doesn't wanna go to the dentist ??? It's fecking ridiculous
All these people brushing it off as nothing...are you actually capable of seeing?
He clearly claws his thumb into the guys face. Which is a bizarre thing to do but he deserves a 3 match ban for it. It's really weird, aggressive behaviour and judging by the maniacal look on his face, he clearly meant it.
Some weird responses here
He clearly claws his thumb into the guys face. Which is a bizarre thing to do but he deserves a 3 match ban for it. It's really weird, aggressive behaviour and judging by the maniacal look on his face, he clearly meant it.
Some weird responses here
Strange situation, didn't see much wrong to spark any sort of confrontation, then it's almost like he's trying to force Allen to smile. Then Allen appears to switch just before the end and start laughing about it as well. Weird.
fecking psycho though.
Then Allen appears to switch just before the end and start laughing about it as well. Weird.fecking psycho though.
Should really be a ban for both players, they were as bad as each other, Allen over reacts and possibly attempts a punch to Deeny's guts, then it all gets a tad bizarre. Not sure why Deeney is singled out for the blame? Just because he's bigger and stronger?
Deeney's own son doesn't even support Watford. He was probably screaming at the telly for Allen to lamp dad.
Both having a laugh in the end.
What Deeney did was a bit more than the usual push and shove, but he actually pushed Allan away, only for Allan to go back into him again and carry it all on.
Silly behaviour by both.
Silly behaviour by both.
Football fans are a weird bunch. They'll take the side of any piece of human garbage if it means having a laugh at the expense of their rivals.
I hold him in the same regard as I did Joey Barton.
Wannabe tough guys. Make up for a lack of talent by trying to be intimidating.
Wannabe tough guys. Make up for a lack of talent by trying to be intimidating.
Should easily be a ban. No place in football for anything remotely close to that.
Joey Barton was a cnut, the 2 are not comparable. Throwing your weight around on the pitch doesn't equate to attacking you team mates by stubbing a cigar out in his eye, or assaulting team mates and the general public whilst out on the pish.
Reminded me of Oberyn and the Mountain
Deeney went to prison for breaking a student's jaw (by kicking him in the face whilst he was lying on the ground). They're both cnuts.
Exactly.
The thug can't contain himself. 5 match ban should be given without two thoughts.
Deeney actually looked slightly scared to me, his laugh looked nervous and edgy. Probably shocked that Allen clearly wasn't scared of him in the slightest.
Allen's reaction indicates a bit of a game cnut - please note, I'm not saying 'short man syndrome', it's perfectly possible for a man of any height to be a hard fecker/aggressive!
You just never know, off the pitch Allen could've headbutted him or punched him square on the chin - but on the pitch it's always just a wrestling match which does favour the taller lad.
Allen's reaction indicates a bit of a game cnut - please note, I'm not saying 'short man syndrome', it's perfectly possible for a man of any height to be a hard fecker/aggressive!
You just never know, off the pitch Allen could've headbutted him or punched him square on the chin - but on the pitch it's always just a wrestling match which does favour the taller lad.
Yes he indeed did, but as it was 5 over years ago and he since stated that 'it was the best thing that happened to him'.
Where as Barton has had continual issues for well over a decade.
Am I the only one who see Allen smiling or laughing after the push?
He's way more talented than you and would probably intimidate the crap out of you in all fairness
Absolutely, and he probably would, but it is rather pathetic of a so called professional footballer.
If he thinks breaking someone’s jaw was the best thing that’s happened to him then I’d say he’s still a bit of a dick.