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Alexis Sanchez United player
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Alexis freakin Sanchez. Im still surprised. But so happy. This is huge.
The boost it will give us in the second half of the season is major.
The boost it will give us in the second half of the season is major.
In the next 48 hours.
I'm sure he knows he hasn't made it yet and it's just the beginning, get us the PL and CL double you glorious bastard 
Saw the video at the loo. Let out an audible gasp
To Ozil or SMS thread!!
Finally. You are most welcome, Alexis.
OMG really??In the next 48 hours.
Welcome to Manchester United, Alexis Sanchez!
Enjoy the experience mate.
Class.
Oh Arsenal,
This how it feels to be small,
Mkhi stands still,
Alexis plays piano,
Plays pianooooo
This how it feels to be small,
Mkhi stands still,
Alexis plays piano,
Plays pianooooo
change your twitter photo sanchez... jezz
Im not sure who exactly it was aimed at but he wasn't happy at all was he.
Brilliant signing. Also, one hectic of a video
He looks like that kid from Stranger Things
Me too. I feel like getting fecked up.
Woodward and the marketing team will be looking for an official piano sponsor right now.
Kept that under the radar didn't they.
Absolutely delighted.
Absolutely delighted.
He would have looked crap with the blue shirt. Doesn't suit him at all.
He's born to be a red, a red devil.
He's born to be a red, a red devil.
When is the nude shots being released?
New desktop pic for me, cheers!
Has anyone said not to play him against Yeovil in case he gets injured, yet?
United announce Sanchez - 80,400 retweets & 87,700 likes in 30 mins.
City announce De Bruyne contract - 2,100 retweets & 3,600 likes in 30 mins.
Nice try, City.
Still watching the video and still getting goosebumps.
Surreal feeling and surreal transfer.
Funny how things turn out - not so long ago, we were all whining why aren't we in for him, while City was whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
GET IN!
PS: I'm pretty sure he's kind of bummed that our shirt isn't as tight as Arsenals.
Surreal feeling and surreal transfer.
Funny how things turn out - not so long ago, we were all whining why aren't we in for him, while City was whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
GET IN!
PS: I'm pretty sure he's kind of bummed that our shirt isn't as tight as Arsenals.
Turn on MUTV. After that I've no idea
What did I do before all this?Now we know what was holding the transfer up. He had to learn how to play Battle Hymn of the Republic first.
(I'm not reading ten pages to see if anyone else has made this joke)
(I'm not reading ten pages to see if anyone else has made this joke)
Welcome Alexis...just the player to take us up a level. Unbelievable that this can be viewed as anything other than an absolute steal by the media
managers, everything, announced
What a load of palava to announce a signing. How I long for the days of corny fountain pens, fake contracts and pitchside desks on match day.
Shape he keeps himself in too. Jesus Christ. Looks incredible. He might be 29 but he's not a Rooney 29, he keeps himself physically fit. We should get a good few years out of him.
Come on, that's virtually all their fans, it's not bad.
At work and giggling , i want to scream at feck yeah!!! at the top of voice. This is epic.
Woohoo Ooooh!
Goosebumps. So delighted!!!
Get in.
Dirty.
Dirty.
Madrid Pogha ha ha, Chelsea Luka ha ha, City Sanjizz all over your face ha ha
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