[Berbaclass]

Dabbing so three years ago.

So is Martial according to some.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Going for a 2-0 Utd win

Sanchez x2

 

[shabadu84]

Dabbing so three years ago.

My cousin's 7yr old son laughed in my face when I asked him about the dab recently. Apparently there's now a 2018 version and nobody does the 2015 version anymore

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

One of the worst decisions for a date ever.

Explains why I'm still single.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Just get a good encouraging win so I can enjoy the rest of the games over the weekend.

 

[sunama]

Don't be so heavy, man. You're bringing me down......

I think the negativity which surrounded the transfer window is lingering. Those wounds are still raw.
Edward Woodward really let the footballing fans down, though he did a fantastic job for the business men.

Let's see what Jose and our players can do now.

 

[Seven Seas Sardines]

Just woke up and it's too late to predict a lineup. First game I feck it up!

 

[sunama]

My cousin's 7yr old son laughed in my face when I asked him about the dab recently. Apparently there's now a 2018 version and nobody does the 2015 version anymore

Isn't Lingard a professor in the school of dab?

 

[Neo_Mufc]

With the weather calming down a bit, there should be less of a toll on the players. I'd say it's perfect conditions?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Can't believe I'm missing this for a date

You must love her very much!

 

[Mr.Kaya]

Just woke up and it's too late to predict a lineup. First game I feck it up!

Same

 

[sunama]

Just get a good encouraging win so I can enjoy the rest of the games over the weekend.

That'll do me fine.
I'd love it though if we came out of the blocks full of attacking intent. Players running through brick walls, hell bent on scoring as many goals as possible.
Sadly, I don't see it going down that way.

 

[Hoof the ball]

I think the negativity which surrounded the transfer window is lingering. Those wounds are still raw.
Edward Woodward really let the footballing fans down, though he did a fantastic job for the business men.

Let's see what Jose and our players can do now.

I'm as despondent as the next man. Gutted, in fact, but now that game day is here I'm really excited about the game. I don't know if it's the general thrill of the fact that football in general is back, or that I'm being optimistic and hoping that Pereira, Fred, Dalot and renewed Sanchez will make the difference between this and last season.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

You must love her very much!

I hope it’s not drab 0-0 for you, you’ve got to hope to score at least once

 

[lex talionis]

I went with Lukaku and Pogba not in the starting XI. It's a long season and we've got the bodies to the job today. If we're in a panic we can bring them in the 60th and if we're strolling we can bring them on in the 80th minute.

Feeling good about this one.

 

[ivaldo]

Oooo a black update box. La De Da.

 

[Irish Jet]

If Pogba and Lukaku are in any way looking sharp I'd put them straight in. Leciester came firing out of the blocks at Arsenal last season - With all the negative coverage of the club I could see them really going for it. We need to be at our best because this is a huge game in terms of getting some positive momentum.

 

[Damien]

Oooo a black update box. La De Da.

We've had them for years. Just didn't use them the past season or two. Will try to use them more this season but there won't be many updates during the game due to lack of options to watch the matches in full uninterrupted.

 

[Nori-]

I really hope we can get a comfortable win tonight to lift some of the gloom in recent weeks. 2-0 or 3-0 would be fantastic.

P.s I cant believe I'm this concerned about the first game of the season.

 

[WoodysWallet]

It’s a blessing that we start at home. I can’t see anything other than a United win.

Pogba and Lukaku to start. Sanchez first goal and a 2-0 win.

 

[Catt]

Can't believe I'm missing this for a date

Dating is overrated anyway.

 

[ivaldo]

We've had them for years. Just didn't use them the past season or two. Will try to use them more this season but there won't be many updates during the game due to lack of options to watch the matches in full uninterrupted.

I can't recall them.

Yeah that's fair enough. You can get the gist of the game from other posts anyway. It's a cool addition for the build up though.

 

[Canuckred64]

I went with Lukaku and Pogba not in the starting XI. It's a long season and we've got the bodies to the job today. If we're in a panic we can bring them in the 60th and if we're strolling we can bring them on in the 80th minute.

Feeling good about this one.

I agree with Pogba and Lukaku starting on the bench and getting a run in the last 15 minutes. You dont want to risk an injury rushing them back to quickly.

 

[devil in me]

If Leicester have got any sense about them then they will come flying at us, but with Puel not being an overly attacking manager, hopefully they will be a little conservative which would actually suit us. 2-0 United. Pogba and Sanchez.

 

[Mihai]

Explains why I'm still single.

me too

 

[MonkeysMagic]

Despite all the shenanigans and circus surrounding pre season and transfer window, always get really excited at the start of new season. Hoping for Pereira to put on a good show as he def has the talent, maybe the penny has dropped ala Lingard. And lets not forget having Sanchez in the ranks after good pre season a few minths to bed in is like new signing.

 

[Davs]

Patiently waiting 'till 7 o'clock to see the first team sheet of the season!

Cannot wait lad.

 

[Davs]

Hope Martial starts and when he scores he goes and dabs on Mourinho

Get with the times lad. He needs to floss vigorously for 30 seconds right in his face.

 

[Sunny Jim]

Can't believe I'm missing this for a date

Skip the date.

 

[klsv]

World Cup has nothing on the league

4-0 United

 

[SoCross]

Fecks sake, it’s at 12.30am in my time zone. I thought it was a Saturday kickoff

 

[nikineil]

Manchester United squad vs Leicester:

De Gea, Grant, Kovar

Bailly, Smalling, Lindleof, Jones, Young, Shaw

McTominay, Pogba, Mata, Fred, Pereira, Fellaini

Rashford, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial

Thank you! That is mighty strange. Is Lingard left out of the squad, but Pogba is included?

 

[shabadu84]

Isn't Lingard a professor in the school of dab?

I hope so, I named my FPL team J-Lingz Dance Studio to annoy some Arsenal fans

 

[Seven Seas Sardines]

Can't believe I'm missing this for a date

Can't believe you set a date during a United game. Fair to say we all know who'll wear the pants in that relationship.

Two argentinian sisters want a threesome with me now that their mom is at their gran's. Told them to wait until next time she's out of their house and there's not a United game...

 

[Champ]

Once had a date when a United game was due to be on, made sure we had a few drinks at a pub before a late dinner, just so happened that the pub had a TV ...with sky sports...solution to every problem...

 

[T00lsh3d]

Can't believe I'm missing this for a date

I sincerely hope she takes it up the wrong 'un

 

[sebsheep]

I sincerely hope she takes it up the wrong 'un

 

[ChaddyP]

Once had a date when a United game was due to be on, made sure we had a few drinks at a pub before a late dinner, just so happened that the pub had a TV ...with sky sports...solution to every problem...

My first date with my now wife and mother of my child was at a pub to watch West Ham vs United in a league cup match. We lost 4 love but we were there 5 hrs even after the match ended

 

[KirkDuyt]

Wooohooo match day match day match day

 

[FC Ronaldo]

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