There's truth in the OP tbh, seems a little RAWKish though.
ITT: Poster who doesn’t want to waste emotion returns with emotional buzzfeed essay insulting fans
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If you had just written this, I think it would have sparked a better debate - I actually agree with most of what you have said here.
With Mourinho it will be, defend the panic room.
Stop using two fecking dots as an ellipsis!
tldr version please?
Men are shit, #metoo
Lot of sense in what the op said, even if overly wordy.
Some of this reminds me of pre-pep times when the older generation of city fans were dismissive of this new style management, hugging players, encouraging to take risk's, positive attacking football despite the mistakes.... younger generation were almost pleading with the older generation fans to give it time.
Some of these replies remind me of that time.
Some of this reminds me of pre-pep times when the older generation of city fans were dismissive of this new style management, hugging players, encouraging to take risk's, positive attacking football despite the mistakes.... younger generation were almost pleading with the older generation fans to give it time.
Some of these replies remind me of that time.
OP is Mourinho in.
My team is playing bad after end of an era in 2014 therefore I want a ban from internet forum because logic, but in the meantime I will insult few people by calling them Trump loving Mouronic rednecks to show that I'm not a raging peasant myself after writing an essay so everyone can think I'm a free thinking liberal poet, drinking absynth in secluded lodge somewhere in Dagobah.
In the 60's we could leave our door open because robbers were stealing only from ultra elititist banks... and Kennedy, don't forget about him, he died to oppose people like Mourinho in the future who's biggest crime against humanity was to win against SAF with Porto.
Remember kids, people who support their own manager and doesn't give a flying F about Pep and Klopp are Satan. Now please, tell me exact time you're banning me so my last post on the forum will be quote from my favourite intellectual movie with Mel Gibson.
See, the thing with winning is, it should happen every once in a while if you want to avoid being stuck in mediocrity for the foreseeable future.
It is beyond me how some fans can laugh at Spurs for their empty trophy cabinet, yet essentially want to BE Spurs ("play attacking football", "hire poch", style over winning")
Same with Liverpool.
If you think we're a laughing stock now, wait until it's been 28 years since our last league title.
And who would you blame that on. Almost every United fan could predict if you do not back jose fully with funds , we will get a moaning jose. Yet the board did nothing. We can have 20 threads of how jose is the problem but the reality is he is just another pawn and the real issue is that our club is run in a clueless manner. We lacked any direction since we sacked moyes. From lvg to Jose, now to who?
Anyone who is Mourinho in is a narrow minded moron who is holding the club back. Also we're very right wing.
Ok that might explain a bit, even though I can't understand how could a United fan do that. Support this club through thick and thin.
I confess we are all a bit edgy and the negative overshadows the positive.
Mourinho is a dickhead and for whatever reason, certainly not results, play style or player development, managed to cultivate a following of dedicated holier than thou United fans that regularly cite how they have been supporting United since the drought years and that sticking by Ferguson paid off untold riches, and use that as justification for their blind, unjustified, and unwavering support of Mourinho despite other managers routinely showing that the game has moved on.
A few years ago maybe. Now I don’t have the time.
Kudos for your level of commitment but you probably need a new hobby. Wall climbing is OK, and you've clearly had some practise over the past 2 years. Give it a whirl.
Jesus Christ. 
Satan? That mention of a figure from a triumphalist, exclusivist religious tradition is positively exclusionary and probably shouldn't feature in a post that's about acceptance.
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Good he asked for a ban. Will do him a world of good.
Thought I blocked you. Rectifying that now.
Thanks. I think I'll try and overcome my ever worsening attention-deficit, hypoactivity disorder and read it for belly laughs. I can tell it's gonna be good.
Thank you OP!!!!
Is this a serious post? Genuinely can’t for the life of me imagine football supporting has come to this.
I feel like it was intended to be a well written piece of philosophical journalism meant to enlighten the caf, but it's not quite worked.
In all your anger you clearly forgot it's 'toxic narcissistic tyrant'.
What is going on? I feel like i'm in the midst of something special.
Wait, so in your eyes OP can make huge, sweeping and laughably flawed insinuations about numerous members of this forum and our fanbase in general, including myself without any evidence to support his claims beyond a few misappropriated political concepts and he's absolutely valid in what he's doing but if other users coyly do the same thing just to highlight how absurd OP is being we "best (not?) jump to pointless insinuations?" Would you prefer it if I invoked the Third Reich and added a couple dozen unnecessary paragraphs to my post perhaps? Maybe that would make the point I'm making more palatable.
Yeah it has the tone of a Guardian article.
You’ll be proven right next summer but bloody hell that was a lot to take in lol.
Don't you support West Brom?
No, I think he managed West Brom under 5s or something.
Can't relate to any of this sadly. Not because I'm a 'top red' but because I have a fecking brain.
The players, manager and club will always get my support through the good and the bad times. When things are going badly that's when the fans show their class and step up. Not run away and cry about it.
I respect people who want change and their opinions but it's all about being constructive with it. If you want to just throw your toys out of the pram and boycott the club go ahead but don't come back. You sure as hell won't be missed.
The players, manager and club will always get my support through the good and the bad times. When things are going badly that's when the fans show their class and step up. Not run away and cry about it.
I respect people who want change and their opinions but it's all about being constructive with it. If you want to just throw your toys out of the pram and boycott the club go ahead but don't come back. You sure as hell won't be missed.
X2. This is what I take issue with the most.
The OP can criticize Mourinho all day long and twice on Sunday’s if that’s his wish. He’s called José a cnut which is fair enough. He can be loquacious. That’s okay as he is entitled to his opinion however essentially boycotting the club isn’t. He’s supposed to be a Manchester United Football Club supporter not a fan of whoever the current manager may be.
There’s no one really all that happy on these boards which is understandable after the last 5 years however we’re all backing the club to succeed which includes the manager. 3-0 down at home and there’s still thousands singing the managers name likewise the 4/5k that travel to Burnley will do the same.
I’m not on here all that long however I lurked a lot in the past and during season 15/16 - we were playing Stoke away and I remember some posters uttering that “I’m okay with losing if LvG is sacked” attitude. That’s unfathomable to me. I could never understand that attitude as again you’re supporting the club not the current manager. By the OPs stance, even if Mourinho turns it around and wins the Champions League next May, he still won’t be happy. (Unlikely but not impossible)
The OP to be fair to him took a bit of time out of his day to write that post and he obviously is very passionate about the issue however I think he should perhaps just calm it down a little and get behind the team / club. We’ve 5 winnable games on the bounce now and 13/15 points will change his outlook.
I lean liberal. We may need to improve our left wing.
Sounds like something a West Brom fan would say.
Ironically right wing is the weakest area of our team currently. Still, good to see that we can be force fed a "left good, right bad" narrative even in the football forum, happy days.
Good riddance to you so. Pathetic stance just because you dislike the manager.
Spooky, I remember a policeman calling me that at The Hawthorns once.
So the fans getting behind the manager and the team are the problem here? Not sure you've convinced me!