Non-rival clubs that you hate

[JSArsenal]

Pretty self explanatory, which clubs out there that you don't have a rivalry with but still can't stand.

PSG and Man City: I know a lot of people find them pretty unobjectionable but I just hate them for the fact that they are basically propaganda pieces for two oppressive governments

Liverpool: Mainly their fans, you would think that 25+ years without a league title would have humbled them by now.

Special mention: Stoke City

 

[Kentonio]

Villa. I don’t even know why, but I really dislike them. Oh and Leeds of course, but that shouldn’t need any explanation.

 

[Classical Mechanic]

Juve. Pure scum. They’ve even made me go off one of my favourite players in Ronaldo.

 

[OL29]

Always had an irrational hate for West Ham. They're fans always come across as entitled.

 

[Cloud7]

Real Madrid. Can’t stand them, though I will say without shame that it’s 95% due to envy.

 

[Stacks]

Juve. Pure scum. They’ve even made me go off one of my favourite players in Ronaldo.

Juve are one of my favourites. I love the old lady. They are the United of Italy

 

[Adisa]

Millwall, West Ham.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

West Ham.

 

[Lay]

Sunderland (nope not cause of the Poznan) but because they kept surviving each season despite being shit every year. Loved they got relegated, frequented their forum to bask in their sadness. For some reason they laugh at Newcastle despite them being two divisions higher

Celtic: just like seeing them fail in Europe for some reason

 

[Toddler]

I would have to say Stoke. It is a terrible place to go a and play football.

 

[CodeRed]

The obvious...West Ham, Millwall and Stoke.

However the way us United away fans was treated in Marseille not so long ago. Just about every french team going i hate.

If you're wondering about our trip to Marseille, cut the long story short. We was put in a metal shed before the game. Had to stand in 5 lines. Match started and when questions was asked we got a beating if one foot was outside the line from the riot police in the shed. 10 mins into the game some top officials was going berserk what was going on with the riot police. Not one United supporter did anything wrong.

We was tjen put in a corner of the ground with no visibility with a cage that felt like barbed wire to the sides of us. Loud speakers aimed at us which had microphones around the stadium of home fans amplified to deafen us and to intimidate us.

We got letters from United and EUFA asking for evidence and appologising to us. Marsielle got a heavy fine. Shed had to be pulled down and the cage we was in removed.

So yes. I hate them.

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

If this thread was posted on another individual team based forum I can quite imagine most of the answers would be Stoke City.

 

[Chipper]

PSG, Inter Milan and Salford City

 

[KirkDuyt]

Barcelona
Real
Atletico
Juventus
Psg
City

 

[Adcuth]

Newcastle. Ever since Keegan was there I've despised them

 

[snk123]

Barcelona, Madrid, QPR, Sunderland, West Ham

 

[Ether]

Bayern, everything about them just screams smug.

Hate Burnley as well for some reason. The PL just seems worse for having them in it.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Scottish football

 

[Classical Mechanic]

Juve are one of my favourites. I love the old lady. They are the United of Italy

When did United get exposed as dopers and match fixers?

 

[Funky Futurista]

West Brom. God damn I hated watching our matches against them. Using every dirty trick in the book to keep up with us. Nyom clattered our left wings time and time again, all very visible and punishable fouls, and then gets a yellow after the 10th tackle 70 mins in. Hegazy kicking De Gea when he had clutched the ball with both his hands. I know football is a contact sport but that doesn't mean you go goto every challenge trying to harm your opponent. Loved them getting relegated, but looking at the table they seem to be on their way up again on the first try.

 

[Stacks]

When did United get exposed as dopers and match fixers?

Worse, we sold our souls to Lucifer for success and will carry his emblem forever

 

[Moriarty]

Bolton Wanderers
Sheffield United
Stoke

 

[VeevaVee]

Bolton.

They think they have a rivalry with us. I know they were a bit of a bogey team but the first I heard of a rivalry was when I moved in with someone from Bolton at uni. I went to a party at his once and they kept calling us 'Munichs'. So yeah, feck em.

Don't know why United fans are saying Real. We basically do have a rivalry with them.

 

[Sir Scott McToMinay]

West Ham - game raisers
Tottenham - used to have a soft spot for them when they were shit. They became intolerable since they became decent, think they’re bigger than they are.
Sunderland - hope they go bankrupt and all the way out of existence.
Both biggest clubs in Spain are objectively awful for many different reason, but in relation to us then:
Madrid - always beat us in Europe and go after our players.
Barcelona - divers, made us look like a sunday league side in a European final, twice.

 

[tenpoless]

Sunderland, can't forget the Poznan incident.
PSG, the same reasons as City but I don't consider them as rivals.
Real Madrid, the bimbo of football clubs. Too much plastic surgery and dramas.

 

[Hound Dog]

Real Madrid, I despise absolutely everything about them.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Dortmund for the hipster love-in they enjoyed under Klopp.

 

[Irrational.]

Recently, Brighton. Game raising feckers with mouthy cnuts like Knockaert. We are the only team they seem to turn up against. Would love to see them relegated into the depths of obscurity.

 

[Schneckerl]

Rotor Volgograd
Torpedo Moscow

 

[RedDevil@84]

Barca.
It started from Pep's Barca team. Having the most talented players and still acting like absolute twats on the pitch with play acting, diving, moaning, gang up the ref and all possible tricks to gain advantage. I totally hated them for that. They had the team to win on talent alone, but alas.

That hate still lingers, that if Barca is playing, I am mostly with the other team, with a few exceptions.

Sunderland - after the Poznan. Pretty happy to see them down in League One

 

[Acrobat7]

Lazio. Exclusively down to their supporters.

PS: Oh, and HSV. Feckers....

 

[Ballache]

West Ham and Newcastle United mainly due to the fact that they think they're waaaaay bigger than they are.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Stoke

 

[RedFish]

Blackburn Rovers. Went to school Blackburn during the 90s.

 

[Nickholas]

Liverpool. . Sad fans.
Entitled ...can't do anything wrong according to the media.
Get away with attacking another teams bus with hardly s mention in the news.
ALWAYS moaning..

 

[Bocca9978]

Southampton. Seriously, what’s the point.
“Got this new talent coming through.”
“Sell him”

“These player are going to be good.”
“Sell them”

Funny that they were good for them but then all shit a Liverpool.

 

[Nick7]

Sunderland, Juve, Birmingham, QPR, West Ham and Forest.

No idea why I hate Birmingham or Forest. Just don't like them.

 

[Stadjer]

I never really liked Barcelona.. a lot of Dutch people like Barcelona because of the Cruijff link, a large amount of Dutch ex players and managers and their style of football. Personally i think the 'tiki taki', no risk and aim for 100% possesion is boring. Also the likes of Xavi (Barca DNA talk all the time), Busquets (dirty cheat) and others made me dislike the club even more. Since the Classico's (Mourinho/Pep days) where all players ran towards to ref after another dive i dont even watch Spanish football anymore.

I always did like Valencia for some reason...

City and PSG are obvious dislikes just because the way they got succes is like using cheat codes in a game. Personally i dont think they earn any of it. Buy big names for crazy money and win. Those clubs are just 'lucky' they got picked by a bored billionaire. Chelsea wasnt even so bad when their rich Russian got control.

I understand that clubs need to invest to catch up to the European Elite but why not do it the Monaco/Dortmund way? Buy young exciting players, build a team but not forced to sell that team because you have a rich owner? Atletico also got to the top without spending like crazy.. it isnt impossible.

Currently i also dont really like Bayern and Juventus but that is just because they are so much better than the rest in their league that they made a whole league boring and irrelevant. Bayern is the worst out of the two because they have been buying their 'rivals' best players for years now. Also i dont really like the Bayern jersey either...

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Whoever Neil Warnock and Ian Holloway are managing.

There's something about Crystal Palace that I irrationally dislike too. I think it might be that Euro-esque atmosphere they try to recreate at home games, it just comes across as really phony, akin to when City used to do 'the Poznan'.

 

[Moriarty]

Bolton.

They think they have a rivalry with us. I know they were a bit of a bogey team but the first I heard of a rivalry was when I moved in with someone from Bolton at uni. I went to a party at his once and they kept calling us 'Munichs'. So yeah, feck em.

Don't know why United fans are saying Real. We basically do have a rivalry with them.

My dad taught me to hate Bolton. He wasn't keen on Burnley either but that was just Bob Lord. As for Real Madrid, I don't understand the hatred from United fans. After Munich, they helped keep us afloat.