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Jazz

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I don't get it. How can this guy be a footballer ? I'm sure he chose the wrong sport. He doesn't look like a sunday league player when it comes to technique for foe. He needs to retire and change sports ASAP.
To be fair to him, he's not as bad as he is showing now. He's not good, and never has been. At least, not good enough for us.

Some of us were in despair when we heard about us buying him. Just knew it would be a waste of money.

I don't care. Feck him off and get him off the wage bill.
 

clarkydaz

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His excuse is he has too much muscle, yet still gets outfought nearly every duel he has. Tragedy of a footballer
 

Jazz

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I don't think hes appropriately timed a jump for a header this season, washed up.
That's something he can improve though. Yes, his lack of natural anticipation means he won't be great at it. However, with some dedicated training he could become competent at it. Even Rooney said he improved that with Mike Phelan coaching him. It can be done. Unless he thinks he doesn't have to. I dunno.
 

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What a fecking abysmal excuse for a football player.

Lost for words at how bad he is.

I mean, for fecks sake, even if you're not scoring so your confidence is low, put in a stint.

He's complained about putting bulk on for the World Cup, why the feck doesn't he use any of it? Never, ever wins a header against a defender that's even half decent, can't control or hold the ball up for shit, utter fecking donkey.

Sell him, right now, fiver will do. Don't care, he can feck off.
 

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Lukaku sums up where the club is currently at. Very poor center forward and has a real lack of quality. Lost every aerial battle today, has a poor touch and cant even run due to bulking up. Garbage, absolute garbage.
 

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That bit is quite remarkable. He's such a big, giant pussy.
It was the same at Everton. He would often frustrate with his inability to use his size and strength, which again makes the way we use him here so very, very stupid.
 

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To be fair to him, he's not as bad as he is showing now. He's not good, and never has been. At least, not good enough for us.

Some of us were in despair when we heard about us buying him. Just knew it would be a waste of money.

I don't care. Feck him off and get him off the wage bill.
I remember Blind used to dominate him whenever we played them.
 

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Even Mata at CF would have done a better job than Lukaku. I have a feeling all these pundits wants us to fail so they never talk about how bad players like Lukaku or Matic are. They pressure players like Pogba so that he may eventually leave and players like Lukaku and Matic remain at United.
 

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Useless lump. I've come to expect nothing when we inevitably hoof the ball and he fails to hold .
 

U99ted

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Gone backwards like everyone else under Jose. 27 in his first season wasn't bad, 6 at the halfway stage is a joke.
 

Jazz

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I remember Blind used to dominate him whenever we played them.
That's one of the reasons I didn't want him! Blind who was supposedly not strong and too slow for the EPL only needed to use his lovely football brain to hamstrung him. Then I thought, what would other defenders do to him in the Champions League for example?
I also noted his tendency for bottling. It was not the qualities we needed for our centre forward. United is a lot of pressure. Why get someone with such a frail mentality and a lack of proper footballing skills? An abysmal waste of £75M. My Lord. Terrible waste of money that.
 

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That's one of the reasons I didn't want him! Blind who was supposedly not strong and too slow for the EPL only needed to use his lovely football brain to hamstrung him. Then I thought, what would other defenders do to him in the Champions League for example?
I also noted his tendency for bottling. It was not the qualities we needed for our centre forward. United is a lot of pressure. Why get someone with such a frail mentality and a lack of proper footballing skills? An abysmal waste of £75M. My Lord. Terrible waste of money that.
We signed him on the hope he's going to take it to the next step with a big move, but the idiot went on and bulked even more muscles on to make himself even shittier, unbelievable.
 

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For the money spent on him he's an embarrassment. Shocking. A bully who never turns up in big games. He needs to be sold immediately.
 

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He's on 1.9 for me for the season. How the feck he's above 4 for the caf I don't know. I'm surprised mine is so high as they're almost all genuine 1/10 performances.
 

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I remember Blind used to dominate him whenever we played them.
To be fair, we played them three times that season and Blind only dominated him once (that's still once too many though). In the second game it was Smalling who absolutely took Lukaku out of the game, and then in the third one Lukaku actually gave Blind quite a lot of trouble.

Lukaku is much better than what he is showing this season. Hell, he is better than what he showed for most of last season as well. He actually started well in the first few months, but since then he's just been getting worse and worse.
 

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To be fair, we played them three times that season and Blind only dominated him once (that's still once too many though). In the second game it was Smalling who absolutely took Lukaku out of the game, and then in the third one Lukaku actually gave Blind quite a lot of trouble.

Lukaku is much better than what he is showing this season. Hell, he is better than what he showed for most of last season as well. He actually started well in the first few months, but since then he's just been getting worse and worse.
Lukaku has done nothing here except proving everyone's doubts about him right mate. You can't say we weren't talking about his shite first touch and poor technique when he was at Everton. We signed him based on hope he's going to take it into the next step, but he failed miserably to do that. He just proved that he's midtable quality and Everton was his own true level.
 

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How he stayed on for the full 90 mins is beyond me! The bloke is literally shocking!
 

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I don't think I've ever seen a worse CF being a starter for United in my time as a fan.

In fact, if I had to rate transfers as a whole, taking into account player quality, cost, effect on the rest of the team etc, Lukaku ranks fairly high on the list of worst United transfers I've seen.
 

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I cannot wait for this crap player to feck off. What a fraud. VVD made his bitch, I don't think I've seen a CB dominate a striker that easily this season
 

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Lukaku has done nothing here except proving everyone's doubts about him right mate. You can't say we weren't talking about his shite first touch and poor technique when he was at Everton. We signed him based on hope he's going to take it into the next step, but he failed miserably to do that. He just proved that he's midtable quality and Everton was his own true level.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think he's good enough. But we're using him completely wrong so he's looking far worse than he is.

Since he got here Mourinho has had him, and the entire team, play as if Lukaku is a Drogba/Giroud/Costa style of player. That isn't Lukaku's game. It never has been. He looks like that type of player with his physical size, but that's about it. In reality his playstyle is closer to players like Chicharito or Jamie Vardy. I reckon that's why he put on the extra weight as well - he knew he was struggling to play that role properly so he thought more muscle would help him out. But all it's done is slowed him down and made him less manoeuvrable so now he's struggling to do either role. I also think that, despite his comments in the press, his confidence is shot because of it all going wrong.
 

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Don't get me wrong, I don't think he's good enough. But we're using him completely wrong so he's looking far worse than he is.

Since he got here Mourinho has had him, and the entire team, play as if Lukaku is a Drogba/Giroud/Costa style of player. That isn't Lukaku's game. It never has been. He looks like that type of player with his physical size, but that's about it. In reality his playstyle is closer to players like Chicharito or Jamie Vardy. I reckon that's why he put on the extra weight as well - he knew he was struggling to play that role properly so he thought more muscle would help him out. But all it's done is slowed him down and made him less manoeuvrable so now he's struggling to do either role. I also think that, despite his comments in the press, his confidence is shot because of it all going wrong.
Look, in big teams you'll always play against parked buses without much space. As a striker of a big club you'll always be asked to play well with your back to the goal and have a good touch and close control in tight situations and under tight pressure. See his goals at Everton, these amount of space he was running in, he'll never find it while playing for a big club because everyone park the bus against them, unlike what they do against Everton, and he was usually getting dominated by any decent defender while playing there as well.

If you don't have a good technique, can't play with your back to the goal and struggle to make a good first touch or close controlling a back under high pressure, your chance of succeeding as a main striker in a big club is close to zero.
 

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Don't get me wrong, I don't think he's good enough. But we're using him completely wrong so he's looking far worse than he is.

Since he got here Mourinho has had him, and the entire team, play as if Lukaku is a Drogba/Giroud/Costa style of player. That isn't Lukaku's game. It never has been. He looks like that type of player with his physical size, but that's about it. In reality his playstyle is closer to players like Chicharito or Jamie Vardy. I reckon that's why he put on the extra weight as well - he knew he was struggling to play that role properly so he thought more muscle would help him out. But all it's done is slowed him down and made him less manoeuvrable so now he's struggling to do either role. I also think that, despite his comments in the press, his confidence is shot because of it all going wrong.
Thought he put the weight on at the advice of his NT coach?
 

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He's better than Chicharito. There's a place for him at a top club.

But he's not got the right qualities to be key for this United side. Plus he's in shocking form.
 

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That's one of the reasons I didn't want him! Blind who was supposedly not strong and too slow for the EPL only needed to use his lovely football brain to hamstrung him. Then I thought, what would other defenders do to him in the Champions League for example?
I also noted his tendency for bottling. It was not the qualities we needed for our centre forward. United is a lot of pressure. Why get someone with such a frail mentality and a lack of proper footballing skills? An abysmal waste of £75M. My Lord. Terrible waste of money that.
Should never have sold blind he would be our best center half if here. Mentally aware and composed
 

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The more alarming part is that Jose does not think he was bad.
Nah he probably does (I mean, he can't possibly be that stupid that he doesn't see that), he's just one of the people Mourinho won't criticize in public because he's got the "right attitude" or some bullshit. And the "right attitude" seems to be kissing Jose's ass at every opportunity.
 
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