Moyes, LvG and Jose. Let's just forget they ever happened.
If you were Niall, what words or phrases would you ban from the football forum?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Ceiling.
Every time I hear it I want to put someone's head through one.
This isn't FM knock it off!
Every time I hear it I want to put someone's head through one.
This isn't FM knock it off!
xG
'Goalscoring movement' and the rest of the stats shite people have started to spew out recently
I don't think it's that great either, I went back and edited in why into my post after you'd already posted this.
DDG was saving us over and over again last season according xG, and to the eye if you'd watched us. Does that mean you should continue to assume he would, or would you assume that he's not going to be able to keep it up all season long? Both would be reasonable conclusions, especially if you didn't know much about DDG or hadn't watched a lot of United. In the end he pretty much did keep it all season. Same with Burnley, their results and Nick Pope.
On the other hand I think xG was supposedly showing that Arsenal weren't as good as they were at the start of this season and they did indeed have a bit of a dip in form in December.
What I'd say is that it might be something to look at if you're betting on teams that you don't actually watch often, but then that's not a good idea in the first place if you were a really serious gambler. To a casual person having a bit of fun, it might be have a little bit of use, or at least give the illusion that it does.
I'll include phrases as well:
downed tools
didn't back the manager
overrated/underrated
mentally weak
rigged
the Glazers took 1b out of the club
he hasn't won any trophies
we can get him for (insert arbitrary amount) pounds
we should pay (insert arbitrary amount) pounds for him
^ all are cringeworthy or lies
downed tools
didn't back the manager
overrated/underrated
mentally weak
rigged
the Glazers took 1b out of the club
he hasn't won any trophies
we can get him for (insert arbitrary amount) pounds
we should pay (insert arbitrary amount) pounds for him
^ all are cringeworthy or lies
Cnut
This.
Dead in the water.
Not PL proven.
Liverpool.
Not PL proven.
Liverpool.
Presser.
All of those hipster Italian terms to describe various type of midfielder.
If you are Italian, you're excused. If you are not Italian, you are a pretentious arsewipe.
It's a midfielder. Either an attacking one, a defensive one, or a deep-lying one. that's all.
If you are Italian, you're excused. If you are not Italian, you are a pretentious arsewipe.
It's a midfielder. Either an attacking one, a defensive one, or a deep-lying one. that's all.
My Bad
Should be an automatic thing saying “I am a twit”
Should be an automatic thing saying “I am a twit”
I'd remove the green smiley - that'd be the best thing for the forum.
Would mean people had to voice an actual critique of a post / idea, rather than a succession of green smileys.
Text speak is banned, rightly so. The emoticons should be trimmed right down in my opinion - starting with the green smiley.
Would mean people had to voice an actual critique of a post / idea, rather than a succession of green smileys.
Text speak is banned, rightly so. The emoticons should be trimmed right down in my opinion - starting with the green smiley.
'Citeh'
You support a club that comes from (just outside) Manchester. Why would you mock the Mancunian accent just because you come from Mumbai, Minnesota or Mayo?
You support a club that comes from (just outside) Manchester. Why would you mock the Mancunian accent just because you come from Mumbai, Minnesota or Mayo?
Best player ever
Worst player ever
Worst player ever
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This is the only sensible idea I have read in this thread. Everything else is just people having a laugh.
add Failini to that
Manager X plays good/bad football. Makes no sense to me. Managers don't play football, their players do.
It’s obvious what it means though.
The manager is almost entirely responsible for the team’s playing philosophy.
It's true though. Team plays in manager's vision.
"why aren't we in for him?" for around about 200 players every year
Underrated
Overrated
Hype
GOAT
Hipster's choice
Overrated
Hype
GOAT
Hipster's choice
0-0 in the away leg is a huge advantage for the home side in the return match
Narrative
GOAT.
"I'm not saying he won't turn out to be a good player but at the minute _______ is better but ______ might be better at some point"
Yeah, this phrase needs to go. The number of times it's been spouted about De Jong and De Ligt, when nobody even knows who we're after, boils my piss.
Resident, when you say "what do our Madrid residents think" I feel like a young doctor in front of a diagnosis
I love writing net
'That ship has sailed.'
"He's obviously a good player BUT... [insert highly critical comment here]" (applies to clubs and coaches too).
Fanboy; fanboys.
That . Adds nothing at all to the forum and is just stupid .
If you have nothing to post other than an emoji then you have nothing to post
“What makes you think that’s my semen?”
That green laugh emo needs to be banned. It can mean lot of bad things and also cringe lot of people.
"From the few times I've seen him..."
It has a purpose though, so that when someone replies on you, you can just say 'but I said he's a good player damn it !' and shut him up completely from the start.
Overrated, Underrated, Intensity, Character, Passion, beast, lazy, donkey, useless, waste of space, deadwood......
<Insert manager name> fan boys.
Those members who do not agree with <insert opinion> have no idea about football.
From what I have seen of <insert player name> on youtube, he ticks all boxes for me.
Those members who do not agree with <insert opinion> have no idea about football.
From what I have seen of <insert player name> on youtube, he ticks all boxes for me.
GOAT
Ceiling - unless talking about plastering
This
David Moyes
Ceiling - unless talking about plastering
This
David Moyes