US (Trump) wants to buy Greenland from Denmark
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Read that earlier, heard the laughter all the way from Denmark
I assume he’ll be threatening Denmark soon if they don’t agree to sell.
To be fair, Denmark is a bitchmade country.
Anyway Denmark has little saying. Greenland has one of the highest degree of autonomy in the world and legally full autonomy to organize a independence referendum
Do you think they like the idea of being traded around like some commodity?
He's probably trying to get a jump on all the lakefront property available once the ice melts.
What's that? Weapons of mass destruction in Greenland you say?
US (Trump) wants to buy Greenland from Denmark
and Mexico are gonna pay for it
and Mexico are gonna pay for it
You’ll regret saying this when they develop Troll Trace.
If you think about it, the ice caps in Greenland WILL cause mass destruction if it melts from climate change. Genius move from Trump.
Reported.
FFS! It's like living in the Hitler times!
So Flint still doesnt have clean water and Puerto Rico hasnt been rebuilt yet after the hurricane but Trump wants to buy Greenland.
This should be in the Transfer Forum.
Oh come on mate.
All the frozen ice will be used to provide Flint with clean water and the Puerto Ricans can all migrate to Greenland.
They’ll be none of that. He’ll sell it on to Russia and pocket the difference
That makes more sense.
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Greenland will be part of his deal with Putin.
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Greenland will be part of his deal with Putin.
Must be weird for those from Greenland to see their country being treated like it’s some kind of commodity.
Trump can feck right off, btw. I love Greenland and he can’t have it.
Trump can feck right off, btw. I love Greenland and he can’t have it.
Precisely, US and Denmark have little or no saying as Greenland has full autonomy to decide its future. Denmark can't sell Greenland even if they would like it because Greenland can unilaterally declare its independence through referendum
Houses are photoshopped. Nice try and you erased the snow also, there is no global warming
Denmark offers to buy U.S.
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale", a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale. Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government".
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. "We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. "We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
I love the Danes.People from US should accept, seriously. Imagine what the danish government would accomplish for them. But of course, US should be a territory a la Puerto Rico, no right to vote or Denmark would be fecked
Unfortunately, it's satire. Also from the Borowitz Report:
Link Found Between Gun Violence and Cowardly Politicians
Link Found Between Gun Violence and Cowardly Politicians
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—There is a “significant link” between gun violence and cowardly politicians, a new study from the University of Minnesota asserts.
The study, which is raising eyebrows with its startling conclusions, finds that the most reliable predictor of gun violence is the “prevalence of quiveringly fearful politicians in positions of power.” As part of the study’s methodology, researchers examining gun violence compared countries ruled by non-cowards with those ruled by gutless toadies.“In countries ruled by non-cowards, such as New Zealand, gun violence is virtually nonexistent,” the study claims.
Alternatively Trump should annex Canada, the 37 million people would ensure the GOP never win an election ever again.
Hey, I just got my residency, leave Canada alone. I hope Trudeau builds a wall...and US pays for itAlternatively Trump should annex Canada, the 37 million people would ensure the GOP never win an election ever again.
Trudeau should pay Mexicans to build it.
Solid plan RD!
The shart of the deal
I mean, is Trump really that stupid? Does he lack education or maybe he has a mental disorder? Or is he just an idiotic troll?
Yes All of the above.
All the above.
Wont believe it until Ornstein confirms
What century is it?
Ed is preparing a bid