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Losing weight is #NotForEveryone as it turns out
You must be like a bean pole. He weighs about the same as Maguire. Lukaku is packed with muscle, something which you're obviously not, so you've no business commenting on his weightHe's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
No the real champ is 119kg, not the 1 belt big mouth.The heavyweight champion of the world is 96kg
If he hasn't eaten them.
I agree, It doesn’t have the same effect if I said he doesn’t weigh as much as the real heavyweight champNo the real champ is 119kg, not the 1 belt big mouth.
Anyone remember playing the original 2D Gran Theft Auto?
Remember the lorries being one of the quickest vehicles in the game when you get them on a long straight and they start building momentum?
Sorry, a little off topic but it just popped into my head for some reason.
As well as who? Lukaku is over 100KG which is the problem.Isn't Maguire 100kg as well? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we got rid of Lukaku and got an excellent sum for him too, but you can't just say that "100kg is too much for a footballer".
He’s been getting abuse for the majority of the past 12 months. Actually it started off exactly 12 months ago when he missed that chance v Spurs.What a turnaround in opinion on this chap. Does not seem like 5 minutes ago that you were all singing songs about his penis.
Maguire is couple of inches taller (194cm vs 190cm) and a CB. Yet still lighter. He also wouldn’t make a very good striker at that weight. It goes without saying that strikers cover more ground and need more athleticism, agility and stamina than CBs.Isn't Maguire 100kg as well? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we got rid of Lukaku and got an excellent sum for him too, but you can't just say that "100kg is too much for a footballer".
You're right, for some reason I always thought Lukaku was taller than he really is. 6'3'', over an inch shorter than Maguire.As well as who? Lukaku is over 100KG which is the problem.
Maguire is also taller than Lukaku and has a head the size of a small moon.
Maguire is a totally different kind of player, he can actually play technical football and doesn't always rely on his pace. Lukaku was clearly a much better forward when at Everton with a lot slimmer build.Isn't Maguire 100kg as well? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we got rid of Lukaku and got an excellent sum for him too, but you can't just say that "100kg is too much for a footballer".
Hare krishna - they were dressed in orange color? And when you killed all of them a msg would pop up saying GOURANGA?Lorries were best for running over those guys who walked about in a straight line. Cant remember now if they were gang members or a cult. You could get the lot in one go with a well aimed lorry.
Slimmer as in less muscle mass. He's getting called fat in this thread, which is just wrong. He's built like a boxer currently (not Andy Ruiz). He does need to bulk down a fair bit, which is easier said that done if you're training everyday. I'm sure now he's where he wants to be, rather than being dragged round on a preseason tour by a club that no longer wants him, he'll get into shape. Not getting that hate for him, yes he was a limited player, who was asked to play a style that didn't suit him, but he's moved on the Glazers got their fee for him, about time some of the fans did also.Maguire is a totally different kind of player, he can actually play technical football and doesn't always rely on his pace. Lukaku was clearly a much better forward when at Everton with a lot slimmer build.
I am sure Roberto Martinez will come up with some excuse for us.This sort of story leaves his reputation in ‘taters.
“Remember Rodders, he who dares wins”He's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
Again offtopic@GifLord
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna,
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare,
Hare Rama Hare Rama,
Rama Rama Hare Hare
Gouranga means fair skinned, though here it actually means Chaitanya Mahaprabhu, who was a fair skinned monk and considered a living avatar of Krishna from the 16th century
Strange thread to talk about all this!
Feck me that's annoying to watchAgain offtopic
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Maybe Inter only saw him on video/skype. They assumed that the camera adds 10%-15% extra to your weight.Jesus, 104kg. He needs to lose about 15kg. That will take a serious amount of time.
Doing excessive fat-burning cardio while limiting your calories (to speed up the loss) leaves you perma-tired and unable to perform in high intensity games which would rule him out of the team for at least 2-3 months. If he’s to lose the weight gradually and organically while maintaining decent energy levels, it could take him up to 6 months to get in the right weight.
Can’t believe we managed to sell him for that high a price while he’s in that state. I don’t know if to praise our negotiating team or laugh at Inter’s.... or both.
Maguire is also taller than Lukaku and has a head the size of a small moon
Waiting for Lukaku to post the weights of all his teammates on twitter..
That's so wrong. You think someone's fitter than say - Mike Tyson - simply because they're three inches taller and weigh thirty kilos less than he did during his prime? It's not height versus weight alone - composition is way more important and you can muster both high endurance and great agility too despite being bulky.He's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
Conte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
I see this didn't get much love. Maybe they don't know what penne is.Is it really fair of Conte to pennelise him like this?
Whoever was initially responsible, Jose and/or United did absolutely nothing to sort it out. On his return last season he should have been spirited away to a health farm, under cover of a fictitious injury, and kept there until he’d slimmed down. If that had happened he’d almost certainly still be a decent player.Decision to bulk up surely wasnt his, doubt he is the one who came up with it. Advice had to come from some coach or something like that.
I gnocchi how he thought it was ok to come to training that overweight when he was asked previously to drop weight before joing. That'll strain their relationship for sureIs it really fair of Conte to pennelise him like this?
Didn't Rooney get shipped off to get fit when we had Nike?Whoever was initially responsible, Jose and/or United did absolutely nothing to sort it out. On his return last season he should have been spirited away to a health farm, under cover of a fictitious injury, and kept there until he’d slimmed down. If that had happened he’d almost certainly still be a decent player.
Christ have a burger or two palHe's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
Waiting for Lukaku to post the weights of all his teammates on twitter..