nutmegrush
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Manager with the biggest d*ck wins the PL.
West Ham win unprecedented silverware after 40 years? Pass
Manager with the biggest d*ck wins the PL.
Imagine Troy Deeney trying to play chessAll remaining fixtures to be replaced with chess games between the team captains.
I said manager with not manager who is.West Ham win unprecedented silverware after 40 years? Pass
So players that are knocked out of the cup and aren’t internationals take a 7 month break?
Play all remaining games on 5aside pitches at St George's Park in London on the weekend of when the last day of the season was due to be (17 May). All the players self isolate for 14 days beforehand and are tested prior to the event. Stream all the games, weekend bonanza of sport to look forward to.
Our 5aside team would slay winning us the 4th place trophy:
Romero
AWB
Bruno Pogba
Martial
The whole league should be settled like this, every club gets a marble:
More seriously: cancel the leagues.
Declare Liverpool null and void.
Simple question, give me a "so crazy it might work" idea for everyone else to poke holes in.
( This is assuming finishing this season would cut into next season.)
I would finish this season (Inc. Cups) at whatever point football can start again. Then next season I'd cut all league's in half based on finishing positions from last year...so you'd basically have 8 mini leagues. This will give teams in the top half league things to play for (Europe /Promotion /play offs) whilst the bottom half league fights to avoid relegation, and the winner of it is also awarded a spot in Europe /the play offs)
There, I just solved football.
Re-instate the games immediately, played with no crowds though, and players are not allowed within 2 metres of each other throughout the game. Every time the keeper has the ball, he has to clean it with a disinfectant wipe.
Three legged team race followed by wheel Barrow race, followed by the egg and spoon race. Winner takes all. Final results are league positions.