Film Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

Shane88

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I must watch these movies. That trailer is fecking bananas in the best possible way.

I watched the first one and ignored the series ever since.
 

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@Shane88 i know we aren’t supposed to attack the poster but you’re an absolute cnut if you don’t watch them all by the end of the week. You’ve been missing out on classic lines such as

“Do you know what DK stands for”

And

“Pockets ain’t empty cuz”

And

“She just wanted you to come home!!!”

And many, many more
 

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So the WWE has bought out the Fast series then?

This is just a build up to the rubber match between Cena and the Rock right?
 

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@Shane88 i know we aren’t supposed to attack the poster but you’re an absolute cnut if you don’t watch them all by the end of the week. You’ve been missing out on classic lines such as

“Do you know what DK stands for”

And

“Pockets ain’t empty cuz”

And

“She just wanted you to come home!!!”

And many, many more
"In a street fight... The street always wins"
"This isn't no ordinary mile, it's a Cuban mile"
"Dom! Cars don't fly!"
 

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I think Vin Diesel actually believes he is Dominic Toretto.

Looks the most ridiculous film yet. Can't wait.
 

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In a world...

"Punch it Dommy"

...where nothing lasts...

"You just gotta take life one quarter mile at a time"

...one man found something worth fighting for...

"Hi, can I get a plain bacon double cheeseburger and a medium mango fruit smoothie? A plain-bacon-double-cheeseburger. No, plain. Sorry. PLAIN. And a medium mango fruit smoothie. Ok, how about a chocolate milkshake? CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE. Do you have any cold drinks? Nah, never mind. NEVER MIND THANK YOU. That was a plain burger please. NO, WITH BACON. A bacon, ah feck this."
 

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@Shane88 i know we aren’t supposed to attack the poster but you’re an absolute cnut if you don’t watch them all by the end of the week. You’ve been missing out on classic lines such as

“Do you know what DK stands for”

And

“Pockets ain’t empty cuz”

And

“She just wanted you to come home!!!”

And many, many more
@Shane88 when prats like DVG are the ones recommending it you know you'd better stay away
 

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I must watch these movies. That trailer is fecking bananas in the best possible way.

I watched the first one and ignored the series ever since.
2,3 and 4 are fairly ordinary (and not very good) movies...its watch a You Tube Summary for those

Fast5 is when it really kicks off... Mainly thanks to The Rocks sweaty sweaty body
 

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Yeah 2 and 3? Focus too much on street racing aspect
 

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I hope Charlize Theron will now drive a spaceship since her last vehicle was hi-tech submarine and was easily destroyed by a car.
 

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Expecting lots of movies to be postponed as lot of people won't go see it - lot of lost income for blockbusters
 

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Expecting lots of movies to be postponed as lot of people won't go see it - lot of lost income for blockbusters
I'm more concerned about what cinemas do... Hard to make money when a) no one's going to the cinema and b) no one's releasing films....
 

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I'm more concerned about what cinemas do... Hard to make money when a) no one's going to the cinema and b) no one's releasing films....
From what I know they don't employ lot of people generally, and they won't go bankrupt because it's business that earns a lot. They will survive few months easily, it's not like their projectors or seats have expire date.
 

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Seen Sky are promoting the franchise before showing Hobbs and Shaw. They stop at Fast 6 though which is bullshit!
I did the original promo for that when sky owned the whole collection. But they lost the rights to 7&8 recently.
 

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I did the original promo for that when sky owned the whole collection. But they lost the rights to 7&8 recently.
Have you asked Mr Sky why the entire Star Wars collection wasn't on the Star Wars channel for me yet?
 

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Haha I already have answers for that. Disney have stopped negotiating licenses due to Disney Plus.
Yeah but why is Mr Sky making a Star Wars channel without all of the Star Wars films. It's like promising me a ten course meal but serving me egg and chips and the bill after the sixth course. I hope you've made him aware that I am a loyal customer of 11 months.
 

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I hope the next film has a part where the team are hanging off a rocket in their cars using sellotape and then they make the rocket explode and everyone lands their cars on top of one another so that Dom has a ladder to climb down just seconds before the explosion gets to him and then the top car drives down the rest of them and so on until the last one, which is the bald guy from Fast 2, who sounds "DAMN" and Ludacris says "that's what I'm talking about" and Dom high fives all the cars with his car and Han comes back and everyone says "Jason Statham is a good guy now because he didn't kill our friend after all" but it turns out he's actually super evil but then it turns out he's not he's just working under cover for Brian O'Connor who's now evil and also a robot car that talks and then there's another explosion in the background and Letty says "time to end this movie and leave it as the perfect set up for the next one" and then Dom says "family" before a dubstep version of John Newman's "Love Me Again" plays over the credits.

End credit scene is a giant ant playing on a drum set.
 

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I hope the next film has a part where the team are hanging off a rocket in their cars using sellotape and then they make the rocket explode and everyone lands their cars on top of one another so that Dom has a ladder to climb down just seconds before the explosion gets to him and then the top car drives down the rest of them and so on until the last one, which is the bald guy from Fast 2, who sounds "DAMN" and Ludacris says "that's what I'm talking about" and Dom high fives all the cars with his car and Han comes back and everyone says "Jason Statham is a good guy now because he didn't kill our friend after all" but it turns out he's actually super evil but then it turns out he's not he's just working under cover for Brian O'Connor who's now evil and also a robot car that talks and then there's another explosion in the background and Letty says "time to end this movie and leave it as the perfect set up for the next one" and then Dom says "family" before a dubstep version of John Newman's "Love Me Again" plays over the credits.

End credit scene is a giant ant playing on a drum set.
Id watch if you throw in John Cena.

Unless you did. And hes been there the whole time but nobody saw him. Youre a genius.
 

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Id watch if you throw in John Cena.

Unless you did. And hes been there the whole time but nobody saw him. Youre a genius.
The tenth movie trailer, right after they spoil the scenes where Hobbs and Shaw have a social distancing tea party and Letty blows up the moon, is going to end with a voice saying "You didn't really think the rocket at the end of the last movie was an actual rocket did you?" And then as the violins do that screechy thing that they do in suspenseful movies the rocket takes off its helmet to reveal John Cena.
 

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They already brought lettie back from the dead so if they bring han back it wont be that big of a deal.

What was Brians ending again? I remember the both went different directions on the fork in the road, but why?
 

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Yeah but why is Mr Sky making a Star Wars channel without all of the Star Wars films. It's like promising me a ten course meal but serving me egg and chips and the bill after the sixth course. I hope you've made him aware that I am a loyal customer of 11 months.
I'll challenge them to a duel.
 

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They already brought lettie back from the dead so if they bring han back it wont be that big of a deal.

What was Brians ending again? I remember the both went different directions on the fork in the road, but why?
Because Paul Walker is dead, but in the show they gave him a farewell by him deciding to stay with his family