Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

Don't Kill Bill

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Sell up, as there are loads of fans who would pay extra to be a part of it all. I'm not saying its fair or just but at least that there is a reasonable way out.
 

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BREAKING NEWS

After some media backlash they've decided that X Æ A-12 is a stupid name. The kid's name is now X Æ A-Xii instead.
 

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OleBoiii said:
BREAKING NEWS

After some media backlash they've decided that X Æ A-12 is a stupid name. The kid's name is now X Æ A-Xii instead.
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Apparently it was because the law in California does not allow using numbers in names.
 

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Is just strategy to get more favourable terms in China
 

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He is going to register the name in Texas if California does not allow it.
 

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Reading he might get voted out of Tesla because of the big bonus he's given himself.
 

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freeurmind said:
Reading he might get voted out of Tesla because of the big bonus he's given himself.
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Hes not actually given himself a bonus though has he? - its just the contractual terms agreed with shareholders in 2018
  • Musk currently doesn’t receive any salary or cash bonuses—just stock award options that vest based on Tesla’s market cap and growth milestones.
  • Under the terms of his January 2018 compensation package, the next set of options tranches come into play for every $50 billion market value increase—so if Tesla’s market cap reaches $650 billion, Musk could earn the full record-breaking pay package, which could be worth up to $56 billion in stock awards.
  • Musk currently owns around 34 million Tesla shares, or 19% of the company. Under his compensation package, if all of his options vest, Musk can acquire another 20.3 million shares, according to Reuters.
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This is memeing at its finest! Elon wins the internet again :lol::lol::lol: God I love Tesla.
 

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Can't believe he got away with calling someone "pedo guy" without any justification. There was not even photo evidence of said guy being around other pedos.
 

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In unrelated news here's a photo of Elon looking particularly spiffing for anyone who hasn't had a wank today:

 

berbatrick

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dumbo said:
Can't believe he got away with calling someone "pedo guy" without any justification. There was not even photo evidence of said guy being around other pedos.
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also, literally friends with epstein and socialised with maxwell

 

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some genius may manage to work out the complicated thought process here
 

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Elon Musk is so fecking annoying. Someone should take away his twitter account.
 
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