What have I missed? What’s going on over there?
Anti Reddit ITKs v2 | Conveniently Receiving The Day Before
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Lots of backtracking and retelling of the past to save their Mods integrity.
Those ITK1 quotes are incredible and sum things up perfectly.
Is he even looking back and saying hang on the deal is further away than the previous update?
The beauty of it is, and this really does mark out the bullshitters, the bid went in 5pm Saturday. Genuinely nobody would know that. Probably not even Dortmund until they get back to work this morning. Utter fecking bollocks the lot of it. I bet you don’t even get ‘bids’ in football transfers. Probably just really boring talks which conclude with a fee agreed then documents get drawn up. It’s not Ebay.
People still thanking guys who said it was a done deal a month ago for their information and ‘hard work’. What are they saying now?
Is he even looking back and saying hang on the deal is further away than the previous update?
The beauty of it is, and this really does mark out the bullshitters, the bid went in 5pm Saturday. Genuinely nobody would know that. Probably not even Dortmund until they get back to work this morning. Utter fecking bollocks the lot of it. I bet you don’t even get ‘bids’ in football transfers. Probably just really boring talks which conclude with a fee agreed then documents get drawn up. It’s not Ebay.
People still thanking guys who said it was a done deal a month ago for their information and ‘hard work’. What are they saying now?
I don't think they'd be 'bids' as such, I always thought it'd be a contract with the breakdown of sums on it.
So I made the mistake of calling them out on their bollocks and now I'm being well and truly told I'm in the wrong
Unlike the Sancho deal thread change is done.@BenitoSTARR Anti Reddit ITKs v2 | Home of The the muppet tears
Woodzy’s effort is surely worthy of a thread title update.
Love it!
Don’t question the cult. Just point and laugh from a distance.
How any of their ITKs are surviving after weeks of its done to today I don’t know!
May as well call them Tier 1 IDKs at the rate they are going
I think football clubs are still open at the weekend.
Literally got 10 minutes on there before being banned
Looks like not much new info there since they got caught on Sancho bs. Still, there is a "Saturday 5 PM bid" mention. Who sends bid at Saturday 5 PM? It might be like Ed is winding up for the week and before heading home, he thinks, "Oh, right. Almost forgot. Bid for Sancho is pending. Let me send it over our special fax machine."
Indeed. This has seemingly been reported accurately by the actual journalists, throughout.
The only way that these supposed "in the knows" could trump that info was to attempt to provide a timescale on the deal. They all took a guess (on the basis of no information whatsoever), they all got it wrong, and, in the process, outed themselves as charlatans.
Exactly.
And Dortmund have an Admin guy on 24hrs a day just waiting on it coming through. But for some reason he doesn’t tell anyone.
It’s not the ITK stuff I mind so much, it’s the fecking lying once they’re proven wrong and the idiots who leap to their defence and use incorrect information to try and prove they were right.
You mean like the reimagining of what the words 'done' and 'deal' mean?
These cnuts will migrate to another subreddit and all the thick muppets will follow. Every year these ITK's are proven wrong.
That thread is awfully quiet right now. I feel sorry for that fella who was attacking our post count, him being 38 and all, and yet falling for that bullshit hook, line and sinker. Mounting a staunchest of defences of them too. I bet he feels like a right mug.
I don't.Yeah me neither.
Yeah me neither.
bless him.Their leader Jroades has spoken
'What I'd say is that our info has been extremely accurate right up until the final negotiations - We had some agreements of overall fees. Without someone sitting in woodwards office listening on his phone we probably won't know the rest.'
No retreat, no surrender.
'What I'd say is that our info has been extremely accurate right up until the final negotiations - We had some agreements of overall fees. Without someone sitting in woodwards office listening on his phone we probably won't know the rest.'
No retreat, no surrender.
So everything gets agreed, Woodward is in the dark till that point and when it reaches him, he rejects it. So, don't blame ITKs. Cool story.
Yeah so just fecking end it then. It’s totally pointless.
And that’s lies anyway because they were all saying done deal and giving dates. Some were saying the paperwork was all drawn up.
Another was saying all that was left was medical and signatures.
Another said £70m had ‘crossed his desk’ with another £35m ‘earmarked for later’ whatever the feck that meant.
All total bollocks.
Oh and funny how nobody mentioned this supposed contract extension.
Oh and oh how do they know their information has been extremely accurate? By what measure?
You know that’s the whole point we’ve been trying to drive home to the gullible idiots who believe this shit. Now they’re saying exactly the same thing and idiots are lapping it up.
Some 15 year-old kids are p*ssing themselves in their bedroom getting people to believe them, hook, line and very much sinker. It's sunny, go outside FFS.
Now suddenly all who are moaning there are "suspicious new accounts".
Well, the only thing we can do is bring the man in himself to explain.
Surely all the ITKs are to be banned as their info was... well, how do I politely put it.... Made up?
@ubergorp - Over to you
Surely all the ITKs are to be banned as their info was... well, how do I politely put it.... Made up?
@ubergorp - Over to you
@sport2793 where you at buddy?
Can’t you read? It’s been extremely accurate mate.
To be fair, they have had it spot on so far.
Wrong, all the way through. 100%
Gotta give them credit... Or is it +1s
They’ve got it wrong so we’ve got to give them credit for being transparent so therefore, they’re credible.
Okay then...
Okay then...
100% wrong or 100% right? Just depends on your definition of done man.
Who was doing that? Fecking hell, these are the people who fall for Nigerian scam emails.@sport2793
I was contacted by ubergorp because one of their own was trying to pass my posts about Jadon Sancho as his own!! Sourcing their shite from the cafe!
They weren't one of our own, they were a troll that I suspect came from here. Account was brand new.
Nice of you to ping me to drag me in to a thread which is essentially bashing me. Very cool of you.
They are censoring people who are calling bullshit on them now as well I see. Very good.
It was big Baz that posted it, surely his account isn't brand new?
So as long as you don’t question or critique them you can be in the club.
At first the cult jokes were funny but now they are just statements of fact.
At first the cult jokes were funny but now they are just statements of fact.